How to deal with poor people. (844 hits)
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Submitted by Disektor <random.address.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-18 00:47:55 EDT
I was at work recently when a guy came in and walked around the store browsing for something.
After about 20 minutes of browsing the guy came up to the counter.
"What can I get for 12 cents?"
I replied "12 cents? Here, let me see it.."
He handed over the 12 cents.
I looked at it for about 5 seconds and said "You can get robbed."
He stood there for a second contemplating what to do next when I told him to get the hell out.
I felt bad about stealing a 5 year olds money, but I bought myself some penny candy and got over it.
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-07 09:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. +2!
Submitted by Poseablestickfigure (user info) at 2004-05-19 19:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats pretty fuckin funny but im just wondering what that guy who replied earlier meant about the kid was worth way more
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-18 09:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha didn't see that coming. funny.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-18 09:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's wrong, but it's funny....
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-18 08:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that made me laugh (a lot).
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-18 08:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
something is just really funny about this one...heres another +2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-05-18 06:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were gonna draw a picture in Paint of a stick-you pissing on a hobo or something, but this is far funnier! +2
Submitted by pudentane <3xs.at.verizonmail.com> at 2004-05-18 01:05:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
Sooo, with all that dough a person could catch a cock suck from your mom and a fuck from your sister and still have 2 cents left. Not a bad take for a zit faced clerk like you eh? Dad still pissed about all the nickles mom and sis keep bringing home? 1+ (sympathy point)
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Don't you have anything more better to do? Moron.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
God would be mad if I have you a +2, but not as mad as he is at you.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shoulda bashed him upside the head with a cowbell.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So dumb...
I chuckled.
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sir are an asshole. +2 for you.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
12 cents aint shit. The kid was worth way more.
Submitted by layney (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this has to be the funniest thing i have ever heard!
Submitted by pudentane <3xs.at.verizonmail.com> at 2004-05-18 01:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sooo, with all that dough a person could catch a cock suck from your mom and a fuck from your sister and still have 2 cents left. Not a bad take for a zit faced clerk like you eh? Dad still pissed about all the nickles mom and sis keep bringing home? 1+ (sympathy point)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-18 00:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You shoulda pounded him in the face and told him he has a small weiner.