Slapaho Tribe? (1710 hits)
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Submitted by David Jones <davjones.at.iastate.edu> (View user info) at 2004-05-18 01:18:05 EDT
Ok, here is the question I pose to Uber. How many times can a girl hit a guy before the guy is allowed to hit her in return? This obviously breaks down into 2 basics; you are either male, or female.
Males: Now, we aren't talking about her just going bitch style slapping/scratching, I am talking she is honestly jacking you up trying to take you out. I don't want any bullshit cavalier "I would never hit a girl" responses from you. This bitch is out for blood; if you do not eventually retaliate and stop her she will either 1) put your ass in the hospital or 2) kill you.
Females: I'm not sure what he did wrong, but you are done, and are going to kill this mother fucker. You have the "never hit a girl" mantra on your side, but you have to know eventually he is not going to take it anymore. How many times do you hit him before you think he will strike you back?
Now, I know to some of you this seems improbable, thinking a girl would never just go off, but go with it anyways.
My opinion is that if a girl hits me once I would probably be like..."what the fuck!?" If a girl hit me a second time I would most likely give her a warning to not make the mistake again. She throws a third punch I will likely be joining the slapaho tribe.
What say uber on the matter?
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-21 02:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What you do is grab a wrist and give it a nice little turn, not too hard. Just a wee bit of pain will get them to stop.
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-05-18 14:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd probably try restraining her as much as possible, but if this bitch was really crazy, I'd run and dial the cops while running.
If she's small enough, I'd take Chris Rocks method.
"I love my women. I would never, ever lay a hand on my woman... but I'd shake the shit out of though."
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-18 14:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by i_like_cheese <bdubya200.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-05-18 13:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If she hits like a man, she should be ready to get hit like a man.
Submitted by i_like_cheese <williab7.at.guilford.k12.nc.us> at 2004-05-18 13:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If she hits like a man, she should be ready to get hit like a man.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-18 12:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
""""Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-18 07:56:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah... two shots then smack her. """"
That must be an english thing.
I agree.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-18 11:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I won't punch back...unless I was royally getting my ass kicked, and then just enough to break contact.
I normally don't run into this problem because being 6'4" and 250 lbs, all I have to do is use my leverage.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-05-18 09:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One hit is all she gets. Screw not hitting women. They want equal pay and equal rights. I may still hold the door open for them, but no way I would let one sit there hitting me.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-18 08:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-18 03:45:25 (#)
Ranking: 1
"P.S. only the first rating counts"
No it doesn't. I can give you a 1 now, then come back and give you a -2. The -2 would count toward your entire rating as well.
I fucking thought so. Some dumb bitch convinced me only the first one counted.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-18 07:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah... two shots then smack her.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-18 07:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What if a girl gets off on that shit? Like punching her in the tits? Is it ok then?
Plus 2 for the title.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-18 04:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have to say there are just times when certain people, man or woman, just need to get knocked the fuck out!
I feel it totally depends on the offense.
Some women push and provoke and actually deserve a slap!...not a close fisted punch, but a slap to shut them up. Mind you I am a woman and saying this. I think some bitches push a guy too far just because she can. I also think at times men are such jerks they deserve a kick to the stuff.
I know I sound violent, but I'm really not.
The offenses or circumstances have to be extreme, and I mean EXTREME to warrant a slap or kick of any kind.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-18 04:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Personally no hitting. Shit Being 6'6" and 14 stone plus Simply a restraint works just fine. Either that or WALK AWAY.
The second is the most effective by far.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-05-18 04:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd let a girl hit me once. If it happens again, I'd break her jaw.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-18 03:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"P.S. only the first rating counts"
No it doesn't. I can give you a 1 now, then come back and give you a -2. The -2 would count toward your entire rating as well.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-18 02:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have never had a girl really try and kick the crap out of me that I could not control without hurting her. I do remember when first started kickboxing and I sparred with a girl, I kept throwing punches wide so I wouldn't hit her, she got mad and warned me to hit her because she was going to start hitting me harder, unless I tried to hit her. After she landed one good jab I didn't know what to do, after the second one, she got a taste of porkchop and biscuitcutter(left and right arms).
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-18 02:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit man, almost forgot to reply to this. Now my alter ego of rixes would say "after the first slap that bitch is going down with two black eyes" but unfortunatly now that I have revealed my true identity, more likely I would let her beat the shit out of me while waiting for the cops to show up. Then once they take her away, steal all of her belongings and pawn them. After that, burn her house/apartment/trailer(most likley) down. Of course leaving the kids in the building at the time.
Well it's good talking to you again man, I got work tomorrow, but I don't do shit at work except look around here. I'll let you know once I bother to get AIM.
P.S. only the first rating counts.
Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2004-05-18 02:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The slapaho, nice. i think i'd be alot like you. if she hit me once, i'd be pissed, twice and she's asking for it. three times and she learns a lesson. but here is were we differ. i'm not gonna slap the bitch, i mean it, she wont make this mistake a second time.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-18 02:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wouldn't punch a girl under any circumstances; following the slightest provocation I'd lay her out with a headbutt, then stamp said head 'til exhausted. One must have standards.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-18 02:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep its me.
I've noticed a distinct corelation of our posts
your http://www.ubersite.com/m/29054
to my http://www.ubersite.com/m/29597 and http://www.ubersite.com/m/29694
O DUDE, I just saw you got a photo up, I am going to photoshop the hell out of it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31809 - only photo of me.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-18 02:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd surprise sex her!
If she was a good hitter then i'd say 2.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-18 02:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it Johnny? Wow, that's incredible. Small world. You would have to know me, me and Ben have been best friends for like 13 years.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
^bens slightly disturbed yet lovable cousin
Yeah I really should get AIM or MSN one of these days. -2 my post in retaliation, wont bug me. saw the name and noticed the e-mail address, put two and two together.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You went and killed my rating with that 0, you bastard!!
er, anyways, yea, quite well, I was nearly family with Labath/Harvey.
Shoot me an email with your MSN or AIM, or just post it.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I might actually know you. You remember the name Labath? Or Harvey?
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:46:43 EDT (#)
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Uh, yea, I went to highschool at North Scott. Unless that is some kind of crazy coincidence, but I doubt that.
Submitted by smileysteve630 at 2004-05-18 01:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If a girl is sincerely trying to draw , then the rules of civility are most likely out of the picture. This is not a lady, but a wench. Bang! Zoom! Right in the kisser!
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd knock her ass out if I even had the slightest suspicion she was planning on hitting me. Same goes for midgets, cripples, and old people.
Just because someone is "special" doesn't mean I have to take thier shit.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm North Scott?
Submitted by pudentane <3xs.at.verizonmail.com> at 2004-05-18 01:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3 x wives, 46 years old, my advice, tell her only the first ones free, and if she hits you again don't hit back, call the law. Sounds pussy until your looking at the world from the gray bar hotel. She'll lie her fucking ass off if you leave any mark on her. Trust me on this. Bitches...yup they sit on the best part of their personalities.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-18 01:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've had a girl start attacking me once....
Well anywho... i just swept her legs out from underneath her. Embarassed her and stopped her all in one swift move of the legs.
So no, i dont hit girls but they have attacked me... it's cause i'm that damned sexy.........Yeah that's it.