The True Embodiment of Evil (744 hits)
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Submitted by cwl989 (View user info) at 2004-05-18 12:18:45 EDT
When most people think about the purest evil to ever exist, several things spring to mind. Osama Bin Laden, for example, or Saddam Hussein would be front and center in some peoples minds. But they are wrong.
Hitler should come to mind as well. I mean, genocide and ethnic cleansing are pretty bad. But those people are also wrong. The people who might vote for the devil are wrong too. He's just misunderstood.
Those who would say Keanu Reeves' acting would be almost right, but not quite there. It's bad, but not that bad.
The greatest single source of evil ever known to man is....
The wigger.
Yes, the wigger. We all know of at least one. And for those of you who don't know what a wigger is, I should slap you for your ignorance. A wigger is essentially a white kid who acts black, walks around talking black, dressing black, and just being a general pain in the ass.
If I had my way, wiggers would be executed on sight. They're too big of losers in the white world to be accepted, so they leech off of black culture. It's disgusting. I can't believe any self-respecting African American would allow these people to live.
Something truly needs to be done about these "posers". Should we just kill them and call it done? No, that would be too simple. This is America. We need ALL of our policies to be overly complicated. I think we should round up all the wiggers, register them, and then cattle brand them.
The wiggers, or as they would now be known as "severely culturally handicapped individuals", would then be sent through an extreme mental conditioning program known as "identity brainwashing". We would make them into little pod people to do whatever we told them.
This is where it gets difficult. The lure here would be to make them do ridiculous and dangerous things and make a reality TV show out of it. But we must resist this temptation. We would lock all the wiggers into cryogenic cells, and freeze them. Then we could defrost them at times of war, and use them as our fighting force. No one would really care if we lost soldiers, because no one really wanted the wiggers around in this first place.
In the end, I suppose we would eventually run out of wiggers to fight our wars for us. I suppose then we could just turn to all the old farts that got us into those wars in the first place. We could just drop Donald Rumsfield and Condoleeza Rice into hostile territory. I think it would appease whatever people we had offended in the first place.
A world without wiggers and political wierdos. What a grand vision of the future.
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-15 23:44:44 EDT (#)
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resonable people are the source of all evil
Submitted by Tizzle (user info) at 2004-08-15 23:33:22 EDT (#)
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Now, add a southern accent. Yes, even in Kentucky, my own, little inbred corner of this shitty world, we have wiggers.
BUT. That just gives me another reason to bitch about the human race in general, and have fun doing so.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-05-18 17:21:28 EDT (#)
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Tom.... You bastige.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-18 15:27:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-18 14:19:01 EDT (#)
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Did I miss the meeting or something?..........when did being "BLACK" become cool?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-18 14:14:07 EDT (#)
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I forgot to mention: I added this to my favorites list.
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-18 14:04:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-18 13:58:39 EDT (#)
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When I say this has been added to my favorites, you know that you've entertained me well.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-05-18 13:00:32 EDT (#)
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Ya know Daeron, you should really try and find out how things work on here before you go and do stupid shit. I brought up your info in the interest of discrediting you, being a newbie with a consistently bad rating and all.
Congratulations on making yourself look like a dumbass.
Submitted by Daeron (user info) at 2004-05-18 12:56:13 EDT (#)
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Gosh. I think cwl989 is a bigger idiot
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-18 12:49:34 EDT (#)
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BMP
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-18 12:42:05 EDT (#)
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Wiggers are far worse than chiggers, and chiggers are pretty bad.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-05-18 12:37:52 EDT (#)
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Seconded.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-05-18 12:35:43 EDT (#)
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Gosh, I think Daeron is an idiot.
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Whoops. How did that get there?
Submitted by Daeron (user info) at 2004-05-18 12:31:35 EDT (#)
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I think cwl989 is a wigger