Jesus handjobs: lame (1000 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.35 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Captain "BIg Balls" Foamy (View user info) at 2004-05-19 01:06:17 EDT
I got a handjob off Jesus and it was not earth shattering to say the least. He kept stopping cause his arm got tired. What the hell. Hitler could give a handjob I'll tell you that much. I cummed all over my queensryke album which was rolling non-stop. Jesus payed for it too, I said I would call him but I didn't. He'll get the clue. He wants me to meet his parents and shit but they can get of my balls. Captain Foamy does what he wants.
Aardvark!
Yard Ape?
Von Crunktoveen just beat TIger Woods in the ladybug golf tour chapionships for hermie faggots with record deals!
Devastatin' Dave! (Check into his Zip Zap Rap album for non-stop boner illness and comedy)
Foamy is officially back!
Your moms ass cavity is officially swollen!
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Check for the latest in off beat comedy
User Reviews
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My hamster has bigger balls.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-19 15:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sideburns heres a tip buddy: Wear a nose plug when your eating my ass!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-19 11:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so 'beat' means 'funny', and 'off' means 'not'
Now I understand
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-19 03:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What I MEAN is..
..yeah, I got nothing.
You're funny. That is all.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What she means is-- she thinks it's funny the way you can tell a joke while simultaneously give me good head.
BAM! HOW DO I DO IT?!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still think you're funny..
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bah.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WiKi-- Don't make me forbid you to see foamy again.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As do I <3
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love this guy
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-19 01:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To keep your dick sucking tradition going.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-19 01:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
can we just automatically reject any post with that link in it?
and outwar while we're at it.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-19 01:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well. Look who's back.
:D
I'll give you a +2 to continue the tradition.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-19 01:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rate this people, or I'll fart in your biscuick!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-19 01:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa, others know of devastatin dave? the turntable slave? holy shit i thought i was the only one.
+2 for knowing about suckass rappers
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-19 01:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Foamy where negative 2's reign supreme
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-05-19 01:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Okay, I was going to give this a -2 but...Devastatin' Dave man!