Advice for the nice guys out there (1388 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.17 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by A-Daamage (View user info) at 2004-05-19 07:01:11 EDT
If you are a guy reading this, and you can relate, please read carefully. Do you find that you are one of those guys who always ends up being friends with girls, but never actually end up dating any of them? Do said girls constantly come to you and complain about the asshole they are currently dating? Do they give you the one line that causes you to wish for an aneurysm on the spot: "How come I can't find any nice guys?"? Please please please do yourself a favor - STOP BEING A NICE GUY. Have you ever noticed that 95% of the girls you find attractive always end up dating some of the biggest assholes you've ever run across? I say 95% because there are exceptions to every rule.
This is never going to change. I can't even begin to fathom the reasons for females to keep recycling this behavior, aside from the "trying to change him" line, which is a load of bullshit anyway. There's nothing wrong with being there for a girl, but don't let yourself fall into the trap of opening your heart without dating her first. That can be a very dangerous situation.
And girls, here's a little inside information for you: the nice guy that you constantly whine doesn't exist, who would treat you with respect and care about you is most likely RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. I don't want to hear any more bullshit about how good guys don't exist. You just don't want to see it, because it's easy to pretend to care for someone. It's easy to date the assholes because when it falls apart, you don't have to feel too bad about it, because you knew they were bad for you to begin with. You don't have to care and put too much effort forth. It's just a way to append a status to your life. "Look at me, I'm not single anymore, even though I know it's not going to last because that's not really what I want anyway."
Maybe the girls would stop saying this shit if all us nice guys decided to carry a firearm with us at all times. And every time that bullshit line is said to one of us, he'll simply place the barrel against his head and pull the trigger and spray her face with brain matter. Eventually, it would actually make their bullshit statement a true one.
"Emotionally stunned; in defense I'm numb. I'd rather not care than to be aware." - song: Anesthesia, band: Type O Negative
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Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahh, the confusion.
I'm a relatively nice guy to my girlfriend but I don't put up with shit, however, I am more than just decent looking.
The phenomena has no effect on me. Interesting. I MUST BE SUPERHUMAN!
Or not.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-05-19 10:20:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Guys - if you're not getting the hot girls that you want, it's because you're ugly. No matter how nice you are to them, they'll never be attracted to you. Go to the gym. Get a shower.
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That is bang on. The "asshole" vs. "nice guy" thing is a side effect. A good looking guy can get awayt with being an asshole, so he does. But the ugly guys need to be nice to get any attention. It's a cruel fucking world.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ok post.
+1 for Type 0 Negative.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-03-30 14:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've never dated an asshole... they've all been nice guys.
Hmm.
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for stating the obvious
+2 for being right
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just let the assholes keep them and while the assholes are out paying their bills I bang them silly. Problem solved.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2004-06-22 06:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Problem is, women have been conditioned into thinking considerate men are somehow boring, when in fact it is the assholes who are redundant. It's ok though, I'm getting better. This post was written when a female acquaintance of mine whined about not finding any good guys, and I finally snapped. But, this past weekend I went camping with friends and spent most of the night with a very attractive girl who didn't mind kissing until sunup. It's amazing what a little passion can do to your mood. God I love camping.
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-06-22 05:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To quote myself, "find me a woman who GENIUNELY wants a nice man, and I'll shave my scrotum with a rusty razor and drink my liquidised faeces".
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-22 05:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not a nice guy. Trouble is - I'm not an asshole either. I'm just apathetic.
Seriously, I just don't give a fuck about anything. Girls aren't interested in me because I don't give a fuck.
Meh... But who cares?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-22 05:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are a clever guy, ive been telling my friends this for years, im getting more action than any of them, and im not nice. they all try and be friends with them. idiots. well done for getting it right though.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-06-22 04:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am attracted to the jerks. The badasses. You know why? They're interesting. It's hot. Attracted to them, but never date them. I always get the sweet, quiet, shy guy. THEN he turns into a jerk. He seduces me with "I love you's" and poems...then BAM! "I didn't really mean all that." This is why I personally give up hope on falling in love about 20 times a day. Nothing but bad experiences on my part. Now, I do believe there are nice, honest, interesting men out there. You just never hear about them. Why would you bitch about a good thing? The happy women keep quiet.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-22 04:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I saw them they played with Cradle of Filth, who I'm sorry to say, totally kicked their asses. TON just seemed... tired. A little worn. Also a little drunk.
Cradle of Filth rocked though... it was my first time seeing both of them.
metal cherry= popped
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:15:16 EDT (#)
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Type O Negative may just be the best band ever. They have yet to write a bad/filler/mediocre song after five albums.
"I know you're fucking someone else." - song: Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity, band: Type O Negative
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-05-19 12:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice guys get girlfriends, but assholes get them first.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-19 10:43:28 EDT (#)
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I like nice guys. I'm dating an absolute sweetheart as a matter of fact. Not a muscle head, game player, or macho guy in the slightest. Just a regular guy who's been through many of the same relationship trials as me. (Thank God for good timing).
I think realizing what is truly good for you and letting go of self-destructive tendencies comes with age and maturity, like anything else - if you are repeatedly taught lessons by being hurt and disappointed by people you have to force yourself to learn to stop repeating the same mistakes - to take kindness and vulnerability in men less and less for granted. These are qualities that I see as strength of character now, not weakness or femininity.
Belle's post about nice guys left out one category - mine- and that is gimp and gimp together. That's the best union IMO.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-05-19 10:20:24 EDT (#)
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Guys - if you're not getting the hot girls that you want, it's because you're ugly. No matter how nice you are to them, they'll never be attracted to you. Go to the gym. Get a shower.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-19 10:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw Type O Negative in December in Philly.
+2 because I got lost on my way there
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-19 10:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God chicken...
No. That is not really being an asshole... for that you have to appear to be nice, but then let us down right at the last minute... and still give off an air that you're nice underneath.
We like bad guys that are good to us (for the most part).
Its not as clear cut as it seems.
Go see Dr Belle's most recent post on how to score with chicks for more information
(shameless plug).
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-05-19 10:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I love when a blossoming young man finally discovers the enigma that is a woman.
Dude, there's no real explanation.
You'll learn that as life progresses.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-19 08:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is me being an asshole.
Wanna fuck now?
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-05-19 08:26:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-19 08:12:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-19 07:13:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, errr i mean no. You are probably ugly or something. KIDDING! i was going to write a similar post but now i don't need to as you've saved me the trouble. Im going to give you a +2.
ADVICE: Just be yourself, if the chick can't like you for who you are then screw her.
(literally) <----
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-05-19 08:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a nice guy. Make me bleed!
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-05-19 07:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Been done, but worth reiterating.
I believe apollo said it best:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26940
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-19 07:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like it wanks, and tit wanks, and also pit or spit wanks.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-19 07:17:34 EDT (#)
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I just come in their ears.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-19 07:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, errr i mean no. You are probably ugly or something. KIDDING! i was going to write a similar post but now i don't need to as you've saved me the trouble. Im going to give you a +2.
ADVICE: Just be yourself, if the chick can't like you for who you are then screw her.
(not literally)