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Best day in history (379 hits)

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Submitted by Captain "BIg Balls" Foamy (View user info) at 2004-05-19 15:55:20 EDT

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I was going to write lyrics to Foriegner - Waiting for a Girl Like You in this post but instead of doing that I stapled my scrotum to my computer chair and wheeled myself off a hillside. When I woke up some homeless guy was giving me a technically masterful blowjob I'm talking chin arch, tooth positioning, neck angle, it was sent by an angel intersepted by some 250 pound grizzled old bum and given to my penis. Then we held hands and skipped through a feild in slow motion. But then I pushed him down and went to see if fishing was on TV.
2 + 2 = boner
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't bother to breathe.

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Oh, I always wanted to be a teamster. So lazy and surly.

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