Best day in history (748 hits)
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Submitted by Captain "BIg Balls" Foamy (View user info) at 2004-05-19 15:55:23 EDT
I was going to write lyrics to Foriegner - Waiting for a Girl Like You in this post but instead of doing that I stapled my scrotum to my computer chair and wheeled myself off a hillside. When I woke up some homeless guy was giving me a technically masterful blowjob I'm talking chin arch, tooth positioning, neck angle, it was sent by an angel intersepted by some 250 pound grizzled old bum and given to my penis. Then we held hands and skipped through a feild in slow motion. But then I pushed him down and went to see if fishing was on TV.
2 + 2 = boner
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Rock your cubes!
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:51:33 EDT (#)
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So bad you posted it twice.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This shit fucking cracks me up.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-20 04:07:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-19 21:18:23 EDT (#)
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I guess you mean besides my birthday and the day of Ubersits's creation.
ummmm...
End of WWII maybe. can't think of any reeeeally good ones.
-1 because you fucked up this pst with that link and a retarded intro
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-05-19 20:03:57 EDT (#)
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Foreigner does kick quite a lot of ass.
my middle name is big balls, too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-19 19:10:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-19 19:09:59 EDT (#)
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ah quitcher bitchin foamy. BAM! HOW DO I DO IT?!?!
<insert website plug here>
MMMM SPAMTACULAR!
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-05-19 19:06:10 EDT (#)
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You mentioned foreigner. +2
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-19 18:57:59 EDT (#)
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Acarnis: The funniest/most tragic thing of all was after the Romans stormed the city (which was bound to be taken over - the Romans were numerically superior and the most vicious, disciplined military in the world), Archimedes was sitting in the rubble, drawing diagrams in the dirt. A Roman soldier ordered him to come along, and Archimedes told the son of a bitch not to disturb his circles! Of course, he got a gladius through the head for his trouble, but if ever there was a guy with brains and balls, he was one.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-19 18:27:30 EDT (#)
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"May 16, 2004 at approximately 6am"
Mary.. isn't that the day we...
OOHHHHH, you sly one, you.
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bwahahahaha
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-19 18:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sideburns you grease ball. I'll tie you to a ceiling fan and repeatedly punch you in the rectum. For our sins
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:38:03 EDT (#)
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It's only a 0 because of the info from domenad.
Submitted by Staccers (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:16:46 EDT (#)
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Right now, -2ing you.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:14:13 EDT (#)
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"May 16, 2004 at approximately 6am"
Mary.. isn't that the day we...
OOHHHHH, you sly one, you.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:10:26 EDT (#)
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best day in history was when foamy was killed by an army of ravaging 4 year olds that he was trying to seduce with lolipops. poor guy didn't have enough to go around.
or is that the best day of the future?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best day in history:
May 16, 2004 at approximately 6am
That is all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-19 16:54:09 EDT (#)
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wow domenad, that is fuckin' great ! I thought Austerlitz was cool but damn...
Thx for the info.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-05-19 16:46:42 EDT (#)
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HOLY CRAP! domanad... I just read up on the Siege of Syracuse, and I'm absolutely amazed! I can't believe I've never heard/seen this before! That was awesome! Archimedes had a couple of other toys and surprises. Wow, that puts the great defense of Troy in the movie to shame. Oddly enough, the city of Syracuse was later captured by the Romans during a religious festival, which is reminiscent of Poiseden Trojan horse. You would think the Romans read up on some Homer during the siege of the Greek city. Afterall, he was Greek, himself. Ironically, the Iliad was probably popular Greek literature at the time.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-19 16:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slow way to rock!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-19 16:14:35 EDT (#)
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I'd have to say that the best day in history was the day Polk was elected president.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-19 16:10:17 EDT (#)
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reading this post was MY best day in history! woo woo!
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-19 16:07:42 EDT (#)
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Hail Hannible!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-19 16:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Best day in history was the siege of Syracuse by Rome. When Roman ships approached Syracuse, ARchimedes had developed these cranes called "Archimedes Claw". They reached down, picked up the ship and spiked them against the rocks. Also, he had mirrors that focused the sun, using them to set ships on fire. Now that was amazing.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-19 15:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock and roll Mcdonalds