WillZone, you ruined my sex drive (842 hits)
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Submitted by Krystal <imtheluckystar.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-19 17:40:09 EDT
Yes, WillZone, you, MTV, and Spike TV have single handedly (or rather, triple handedly) quelled my sex drive. Let me explain.
I'm lying on the couch watching Blind Date, Chris is on my legs. He's rubbing my legs and his hands begin to wander
~I'll spare you the details~
Soon we're on the floor in front of the TV, facing it because we're doing it doggie-style. There's the moaning, dirty talk, rug burns, etc...
"ooh yeah, Oh my God, oh my God..---"
TV: "Your vote DOES matter.."
"Ohhh, baby, pleeeeeease, oh my God..I'm coming, oh my God----"
It was cut short by the TV's next statement, and a crazy guy jumping around "My name is Phil, and this is MY voting number -points to 1467328- my vote DOES matter!"
"Noooo.......!"
TV: "MTV's Rock the Vote, blah blah blah"
Last night, in bed, Chris kept trying to give me 'massages', but I kept getting VanWilder-like flashbacks of "My name is Phil, my name is Phil.... voting number..... vote....MTV..."
So, WillZone, do you understand? Everytime I think about sex, your scruffy mug pops into my head and I dry up faster than water in Death Valley. WillZone, MTV, and Spike TV, I hate you all....
User Reviews
Submitted by Rungler (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Art-bay,
Ix-nay on-ay ex-say ive-dray!
ill-way one-zay
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-20 03:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will Zone has done nothing but improve my sex life.
Sorry Will, I forgot... we don't talk about that in public.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-19 20:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you would've come harder...
oh well.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-05-19 19:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
domenad...I'd need a picture ;)
For all I know, you look like Will
J/K Will, you looked very nice and professional in your ad. And remember, your vote DOES matter!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-19 19:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mahahah! Think of me, Krystal, you'll get moist right quick.
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-05-19 18:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i second that motion trippindayz
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-05-19 18:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-19 18:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ya know, in that picture you kind of look like the guy who gets his face popped on the prison bars by stallone in tango and cash as they are being led to their cells upon arrival at the clink.
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2004-05-19 18:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Go WillZone, Go!
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-05-19 18:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey PAS
Sorry, but Will beats you out....
I'm not afraid of ghosts anymore ;)
I am, however, afraid of a life without sex.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-19 18:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh please, you were dry BEFORE you saw WillZone. :-)
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-19 18:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WillZone may just have ruined my gas-siphoning life - the man's a veritable black hole of human passions!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's nothing Will, I ruined her whole life
...somehow
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27997
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I dry up faster than water in Death Valley."
brilliant.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! and I'm sorry!
In no way did i want to ruin anyones sex life...please, apologise to your man for me.
and...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scruffy mug.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-19 17:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. Bastards.