Why Foamy is better than SIdeburns (875 hits)
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Submitted by Captain "BIg Balls" Foamy (View user info) at 2004-05-20 01:12:37 EDT
The reasons Captain FOamy is better than Sideburns and why he has smaller anal warts
One) Sideburns has magic cards
Foamy knows magic cards are for people is cock disorders
two) Sideburns has erectile disfunction
Foamy has mega boners that never go down
three) Sideburns dad sucks cock for shiney peices of metal
Sideburns watches
Foamy video tapes it and sells it on Ebay under the title faggot lames with hard boners pointed at face and mouth
Sideburns mistakenly buys his own tape
four) Sideburns was a cheerleader
Foamy fucked cheerleaders
five) Captain Foamy writes comedy gold
Sideburns reads Foamy's comedy gold and reuses it poorly
Everyone knows
six) Sideburns re-uses his mom tampoons
Foamy fucks Sideburns on his period
seven) Sideburns had 3 ass abortions
Foamy doesn't let dudes fuck his butt
eight) I forget what eight was for
nine) Sideburns goes upstairs during trivial pursuit and watches Conan O' Brien
Conan hates Sideburns
ten) Foamy hangs out with Danzig
Sideburns hangs out with Kurt Cameron (boo)
eleven) Sideburns has no sideburns
Foamy has mega long nut hair
you can see it in WIKI's teeth
Foamy wins at life
User Reviews
Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wiki, you never bothered to learn, but, mush is the name of the homeless aids patient who lives on yer street.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What exactly is 'mush head'..?
Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-07-07 23:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wiki gives mush head!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-06 11:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bleh.
Submitted by darknuke (user info) at 2004-05-31 18:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
^.^ Hohoho
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 18:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiki you have lost your path enlightenment.
I willl pray for you on my Dio Album
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-20 17:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just can't do it.
-2.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-20 17:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've never given you anything less than a +2, because I've always thought you were humorous.
I still love your stuff, and this was funny.. but it was about 'Burns.. and I love Burnsy.
So. -2.
But, for THIS:
"And Sideburn I obviously don't know if you were fucking around or not but Ubersite is a place to get away from the realities of Life and get into rip battles. It may offer you a few minutes to forget about that stuff and get involved in a mental battle of wits about mega boners and ass rez."
+2. Because that is possibly the best thing I've ever seen come from you.
RocK oN.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amusing is what counts, the number typing not so much.
rock your cubicals!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
amusing... but must you spell out the numbers?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Real funny, retard.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah it seems like I'm back for now but you never know. I'm trying to keep it moderately cool so I don't get kicked off again. Continue to rock playboy's.
And Sideburn I obviously don't know if you were fucking around or not but Ubersite is a place to get away from the realities of Life and get into rip battles. It may offer you a few minutes to forget about that stuff and get involved in a mental battle of wits about mega boners and ass rez.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are with out a doubt the worst thing to happen to this site but I still love the way you suck dick
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were banned dude! Nice to see you back on Boner Patrol.
Burns, if that's true about your xGF, I'm sorry man. I've been through the same thing twice.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-20 09:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i dont necessarily agree but it was funny anyway
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-20 05:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh. My rival spammer is back.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-20 05:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my ex girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. i found out minutes ago.
please no games foamy. at least for a while.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-20 05:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It did. Im sorry. It made me smile.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-05-20 05:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Foamy likes getting a colonic from David Letterman.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-05-20 04:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was really good.
...aaaaaaand by "good" I mean "all fucked up and shit".
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 04:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy wins at life, again rock!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-20 03:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because-- well, I plus 2 anything with my name in it.
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-05-20 03:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I laughed, but I'm deducting points cause you used it to advertise your website again, if you didn't would've been +2.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 03:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
new material on Foamy's site
And a new forum function for pimps!
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 03:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sideburns also poops his matress
Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you sir, are a fucking moron.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
danzig is my cat. he yells a lot, and wears skulls. he scares me, just a little. his fangs hurt me when all i want to do is love him. and he licks photographs because he likes the taste of chemicals. and warfare.
danzig killed my mom and didn't tell anybody about it
+2 for Danzig.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote boner patrol on your moms back? is that what you ment
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
when's the last time you wrote something that wans't a hopeless promotion for your crappy site?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sideburns writes shit that floats in Foamy's toilet bowl
dooky logs
bazooka joe jokes
etc
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Domenad your rockign hard lately keep up the good work
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
JUSTIN! Are you hanging out with Kirk Cameron AGAIN? I warned you! Into the box.
I chuckled at this, but Sideburns writes very original material. I'd be too afraid to hang out with Danzig.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Kicker of all ass
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