You losers wanted proof, here it is (2335 hits)
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Submitted by JewToast (View user info) at 2004-05-20 08:02:46 EDT
You didn't believe I was a lawyer, well, here's the proof. Bet you feel real stupid now, losers!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-21 13:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jewtoast is teh most awesome!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-21 09:44:17 EDT (#)
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Yup. You're a lawyer alright. This is all the proof I need.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:11:01 EDT (#)
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nobody commented on the filename here?
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:03:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-01 14:50:01 (#)
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This is my favorite post ever
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Is this pull out the most obscure old post day? If so JonnyX beat you with some Taiwanese chick's post from '03, Cindy. Digging through the uber attic are we. I'm gonna find THE most obscure old post before I head out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-01 14:50:01 EDT (#)
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This is my favorite post ever
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-13 15:33:21 EST (#)
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wait a jewish lawyer.... how hard was that to believe again?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-13 15:25:45 EST (#)
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haha this rules
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:35:57 EDT (#)
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http://www.minghui.de/news_images/2003-10-12-2003-10-10-2003-10-10-lawyer-1%5B1%5D.jpg.
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Ahahahaha
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-28 02:31:57 EST (#)
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Holy fuck man. This is clear-cut undeniable inalienable evidence that you are a lawyer.
Or it's just some Kike in a suit.
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:51:41 EST (#)
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I often come back here to stare at my beautiful visage and a tear rolls down my eye at the gloriousness that is me
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-08-18 06:30:32 EDT (#)
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You may or may not be a lawyer but my penis still works and you'll die sooner.
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-08-18 06:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what part of that is supposed to proove to me that your a lawyer? Is it...
a) your wearing a business suit (which may be a rental)
b) an ugly tie
c) theres a shitload of "documents" in the background
d) the receding hairline
e) the business laptop (most likely used for looking up child porn)
f) all of the above
If you really are a lawyer (which I am doubting...) you should know that the only way to win a case is to back up the argument presented with evidence which shows an answer beyond reasonable doubt.
Like... isn't that the first thing you learn in Law school?
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-18 06:13:47 EDT (#)
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So this is what a lawyer considers proof? Have you ever won a case? As a lawyer (apparently) you should know better.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:18:18 EDT (#)
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I would have never believed it, but with undeniable proof in front of my face...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-25 03:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unban Jewtoast
Submitted by hacksawfonnix (user info) at 2004-05-26 06:49:49 EDT (#)
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Goddamn you suck JewToast
+2
Submitted by Sol <solsungod.at.garbage.com> at 2004-05-22 13:42:49 EDT (#)
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You are an idiot. a) How does that prove anything? No, don't answer, because I don't care. b) Who gives a shit if you're a lawyer? Clearly, you're not a busy one. and c) Nice pic with you and Tom Hanks, by the way. What version of Photoshop do you have?
Tool.
"Jewtoast. It's like milquetoast, only it's ethnic."
--Jewtoast
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-22 12:23:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:39:45 (#)
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I can see all that outdoors and exercise has been paying off for you
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-22 06:20:16 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHA he stole the picture too
owned!
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:19:52 EDT (#)
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Bart: You look like Darth Vador only awesomer
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2004-05-21 00:13:08 EDT (#)
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You guys are going to love this. Much in the same way Apollo88 found the website where he quoted his legal speak from below. A quick Google Image search for the word lawyer turns up this link
http://www.minghui.de/news_images/2003-10-12-2003-10-10-2003-10-10-lawyer-1%5B1%5D.jpg.
HAHA...comedy!
Rokinroj
Submitted by angelic_scars (user info) at 2004-05-20 23:02:45 EDT (#)
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Wow... at my school the "special" kids wear suits on picture day, and the rich kids do too... I saw this one sitting at a desk the other day, wearinga a suite, with papers and a laptop by his desk, and he was sitting by a window too... I think this boy is autistic i went to take them some papers, anyway im getting off subject, i suppose to the unknown eye he too is a lawyer....? he must be i mean he was wearing a suite and everything!!!! and OMG not to mention his teeth were better than urs...
ADVICE:
DENTIST
PLASTIC SURGEON
OR
SHOOT YOURSELF AND NOT MAKE THE WORLD STARVE OF BEAUTY
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-20 21:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And I thought I was the oldest member of Ubersite
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-20 19:51:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-20 09:25:43 (#)
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YOU FUCKING TOOL.
That's not you... that guy works down the hall from me and I just went over and asked him if he's ever heard of Ubersite and he said no
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please tell me that is true.
PLEASE!
Submitted by bunns100 (user info) at 2004-05-20 19:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fuck, You look like you have been beat with a hot waffle iron. If that pic really is you then you need to re-evaluate your life, because you belong in a gay bar. If I was your dad I would of drowned you at birth and shot your mother. You are a poor excuse for a human being! If I were you I would boil my face with battery acid, it would be more pleasant than what you have now. YOU LOOK LIKE A GAINT DICK!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-20 19:27:05 EDT (#)
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Want to try another fun Google experiment? Go to www.google.com, click on images, type in "lawyer", then hit search. Funny......this same picture comes up. Seems as if someone likes using google for more than finding legal definitions.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:47:04 EDT (#)
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You're making 370k a year, get a better dentist. Jesus Christ, look at that mug!
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:39:45 EDT (#)
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I can see all that outdoors and exercise has been paying off for you
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:33:19 EDT (#)
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I can't wait to see where/how Yes would do this guy.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:17:53 EDT (#)
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Who ARE you?
Why do people always assume we all know who they are.
Also, yes, wow, you have a suit on, and lots of papers, you must be a lawyer.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:11:19 EDT (#)
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Proves absolutely nothing, moron. I want a picture with Ubersite, your law degree, and you in the same picture. Photoshop out your name if you want. Fucking retard.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:06:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10850763801580974
You are shit.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-20 13:36:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/33585
I shitfucked him lololjojojopepepe
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-20 13:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
please dont sue me!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-20 13:03:23 EDT (#)
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WHY hasn't anyone photoshopped this yet?
Submitted by Helpertin <me.at.fakeemails.com> at 2004-05-20 13:00:08 EDT (#)
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I could put on a suit and take a picture of myself at a desk with papers and a computer on it and call myself a lawyer too...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:12:11 EDT (#)
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JewToast? WTF?
Shit your pants in public much? I think so.
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:53:36 EDT (#)
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Apollo88 is the man! Damn that was funny!
Rokinroj
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:32:30 EDT (#)
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you're cute... are you single??
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:19:34 EDT (#)
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apollo - the punch line is "A GOOD start"
Bloody hell, haven't you seen "Philadelphia?"
Submitted by Staccers (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:12:30 EDT (#)
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Since when is this proof? Who is this guy, like your shrink? Or your parole officer? Its just some deadbeat old guy wearing a cheap suit, in some crappy building.
Your pathetic dude.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:12:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:14:23 (#)
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http://www.legal-term.com/mcnaughtenrule-definition.htm
google.
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Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:11:58 (#)
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McNaughten was the defendant in an 1843 English criminal case that is the source of the modern rule of the insanity defense. At McNaughten's time it was lack of mental capacity to understand the difference between right and wrong.
Stupid. Try harder next time. I've been doing this for way too long to be stumped by a mental midget such as yourself.
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Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:08:59 (#)
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Tell me about McNaughten's Rule counselor.
That was the funniest thing I've seen all week.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:08:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:00:05 (#)
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A start.
Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:08:04 EDT (#)
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Just shows how stupid you people are that you don't see proof when it smacks you in the face. It's plain as daylight.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:06:39 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I was going to be a lawyer.
But I didn't have a suit.
(???)
Or are we seeing the piano as proof here?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:05:20 EDT (#)
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Proper unit SOP is to provide a picture of you with uber in the background, not some publicity photo that some hack stuck online.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:04:56 EDT (#)
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Wait, aren't you the guy who just ranted about how no one should waste their time on this site? And yet you wasted the time it took to come back and post a picture of yourself (and/or some random guy in a suit)?
Dude, if you don't like this site, don't like the people, don't like the posts, don't like the waste of time, don't like the people.....
DON'T COME HERE ANYMORE.
Wow. Look at that! I figured it out and I'm not even a lawyer. In fact, I don't even have a college degree yet. Hey! I think your company should fire you and hire me, I'm obviously more clever than you. Woo! Now *I* make $350,000 a year!
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:01:36 EDT (#)
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could flute boy and the emu have met their match? will this be the new star of the site which we call uber? could habeeb make this picture into something that actually doesn't blow earthworms? could i fucking stop with the batman end-of-scene questions?
ok.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:00:05 EDT (#)
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-05-20 09:58:54 EDT (#)
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My testicles salute you.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-20 09:49:45 EDT (#)
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no, he must be a home-based insurance agent.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-20 09:25:43 EDT (#)
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YOU FUCKING TOOL.
That's not you... that guy works down the hall from me and I just went over and asked him if he's ever heard of Ubersite and he said no.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-05-20 09:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-20 09:15:49 EDT (#)
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Am I suppose to clap now ?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:36:32 EDT (#)
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I need some jurisprudence. Go get me a happy meal, you teeny-bopping cum-face.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-20 08:29:10 EDT (#)
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Go away lawryde.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:26:06 EDT (#)
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Yeah. I realized it would be painfully easy to google that question right after I hit "rank." Still, the verbatim response, in the immortal words of Shania Twain, "don't impress me much."
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:23:57 EDT (#)
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Don't write it VERBATIM! Idiot!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:22:00 EDT (#)
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As many a person on here has said to me before...
Who cares?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:16:53 EDT (#)
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And another, because apollo88 just made my week.
Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:15:24 EDT (#)
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They got that definition from me. You're sooo fucking clever, asshole.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:15:18 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahhaha..... yeah, that proves it. Beyond doubt. Here, accept my apologies and a 2 because I just feel so gosh-darned awful for doubting you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:14:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.legal-term.com/mcnaughtenrule-definition.htm
google.
Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:11:58 EDT (#)
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McNaughten was the defendant in an 1843 English criminal case that is the source of the modern rule of the insanity defense. At McNaughten's time it was lack of mental capacity to understand the difference between right and wrong.
Stupid. Try harder next time. I've been doing this for way too long to be stumped by a mental midget such as yourself.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:08:59 EDT (#)
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Tell me about McNaughten's Rule counselor.
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:08:30 EDT (#)
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Man that guy can take your soul just looking at you.
Must be a lawyer.
Could be an accountant or an estate agent on second thoughts...
Submitted by BoondockSaint at 2004-05-20 08:06:05 EDT (#)
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Guy in a suit, well that proves your a lawyer to me. I'm giving you +1 just cause I'm in a good mood and almost out of school.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:05:43 EDT (#)
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is that your dad?
seriously, you are retarded.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-20 08:04:17 EDT (#)
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i can see an old guy like that signing onto uber and writing "suck me, i rule"