I'm Scared What She Will Think When She Sees Me Naked (1663 hits)
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Submitted by digsy (View user info) at 2004-05-20 12:12:09 EDT
I met this girl a few weeks ago in a bar, no problems. She's into the same kind of things as me; the same movies, books, music. It turn't out we even went to the same school, although I was a few years above her. The trouble is, my last relationship left me really damaged.
The girl, who I don't wish to name, never paid me any compliments. Always saying I was too wussy, and that I wasn't really a man because I didn't have big muscles. This destroyed my confidence, and I have since been really scared when taking off my shirt whilst at the gym or anywhere, in case people laugh or make fun.
But now this new girl wants me to come over to her house tomorrow night to watch a movie, and I can't get it out of my head that she is going to want something more, which is going to involve me taking my shirt off. I really wish that I could beef up or perhaps put on some weight so that I can make myself more sexually attractive, but everything I have tried doesn't seem to work.
So I am asking you, the uber community, with all my trust and all my heart, to tell me if you think I don't look manly enough naked. It took me a lot of balls to post this pic, and I'm hoping that ubersite is not going to make me regret it. Please be constructive with your comments friends.
Thanks
Oliver
User Reviews
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-01 17:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not a man!
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-09-01 16:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey dont worry about it, that girl was just a bitch. I'm thin. (I do have a 6pack + pecs though) but thats it in terms of having muscles. My ex said that she liked me being thin and I should show off my body more.
Fuck what other people think. I bet that girls already thought of you naked.
Submitted by jillybean (user info) at 2004-05-20 19:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha,
crazy step...
scared look...
I have nothing original to say, just to agree with the comments that came before.
Well, he kinda looks like Bubbles, from the Trailor Park Boys... although I've never watched it.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-05-20 19:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden would put it in your butt. Damn, I wish you would have left more space, I scrolled too soon.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-20 19:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't believe I actually laughed at this.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-05-20 17:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does the diaper man look so scared??
I wonder if he really is 'special' and has to wear a diaper, or if it's a fetish thing, and he's looking in fear at the picture taker who's holding a whip and ball gag
Submitted by Cornucopia (user info) at 2004-05-20 17:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i ate corn
Submitted by Dawn Sindrome <Mental.at.infirmary.com> at 2004-05-20 16:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mom said to pack all your shit up out of the garage - pa said to grab him a a bag o' fried fish.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dark can hide the ugly, but it can't hide the fat.
Submitted by Captain-Cretin (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have we met????
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so is that a camel toe or a moose knuckle.. im still confused on that one.
Submitted by simplychilled (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking excellent!
(but that step thing is odd now you mention it)
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:40:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, did anyone else notice how big that step is to that door?
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holy shit that's funny!
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit this was fucking awesome dude.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilari-toid. Be the he-tard to her she-tard.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Humina humina.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think you look absolutely FABULOUS!
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah....................nice "Man Tits"....proof that all breast really are, are a few pounds of fat and a spot of discolored skin.*Shuddering*.........so heres a +1 for each man-mound
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Typical Uber man in the flesh.
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not a retard... I just don't understand why rugged sexiness and diapers cannot be synonymous.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-20 13:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:23:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, I'd do ya...
...in the diaper, err, pooper
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BAHAHahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-05-20 13:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
negatives coz it's making fun of retards and that's not cool.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-20 13:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wrong... sooooo wrong.
"Don't throw me away, I'm a person too!" --Corky
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Those are some sexy glasses
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There I was, -2 at the ready, and then this! +2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, did anyone else notice how big that step is to that door?
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was so ready to flame you until i figured out your ruse
first laugh out loud moment of the day
Submitted by KingFuzion (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If this is really you... that took a lot of courage, but because it's not... thanks for the laugh. I drooled on myself laughing so hard.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just make sure the lights are really dim in her place and you aren't there.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, I'd do ya...
...in the diaper, err, pooper
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmmmm. yummy!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet she'll cut out her vagina and grow a penis so she can fuck you in the ass for being so damn fugly.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-20 12:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking outrageous!