2 + 2 = boner (1360 hits)
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Submitted by Captain "BIg Balls" Foamy (View user info) at 2004-05-20 14:42:04 EDT
Phone call with your dad
Foamy: What up>?
Your dad: Foamy why don't you bring your mundo boner over the crib later
Foamy: It's to early to be that gay buddy
Your dad: I'll wax yo sack
Foamy: Do you have soup?
your dad: I have Ramon noodles
Foamy: Roman noodles are for ass pirates
Your dad: Come on the kids are at school
Foamy: I'm gonna fart through your faggot ass screen door
your dad: I have my finger in my butt
Foamy: I'm gonna burn your house down
How did you get this number?
your dad: I don't know ;)
Foamy: Wow, your the biggest faggot I ever met
Anyways me and Danzig are going fishing
your dad: Fuck Danzig
Foamy: I'll stab you with your own rib bone
Hey faggot dad, do you think you can find your teeth with two black eyes?
your dad: Ok parter chill it out ambre
Foamy: No its too late I already farted in a package and UPS'ed it to you
Your dad: Im gonna smell it!
Foamy: I got to go your wifes here
I'm gonna spoon out her butt
Faggot dad: Nooooooooooo
Foamy: 2 + 2 = boner (fart sound) (click)
end call
dad's inner dialgue: man I wish I could have scored some dude weiner, Oh well I'm gonna push ice cubes in my butt and wait for them to melt. Nice!!
User Reviews
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-01 05:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How can anyone not think this is pure gold?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-17 17:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best. post. ever.
2+2 = Boner!!!!!!
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-05-20 21:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-05-20 19:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Euripedes loves The Young Ones.
Rik Mayall loves Foamy.
Sideburns loves necrophilia.
I'm Whippin' Aaaaaaaaaaa!
Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-05-20 19:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy's still fuckin' butts!
Red, Black, Green, Zap!
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 18:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
euripedes is the coolest dude on uber
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-20 17:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-20 17:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha PAS
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-20 17:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rock off with your cock off.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-20 17:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock On
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PeopleAreStrange take the stick out of your ass and then jam it back in and shut the fuck up while doing so. Bum orgasims
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT DYKE FUCK
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who the fuck is FOAMY!
WHO THE FUCK RULES?
FOAMY FOR PRESIDENT!
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 16:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did enjoy those posts they have the FOamy seal of approval!
Keep on rocking in the free world!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy, here's some posts you might enjoy. ENJOY!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31581
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30941
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30595
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29722
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28856
Have a fucked day! Your site rulz!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i was amused... +1
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
get a ladle while your there cause then you can eat my ass more efficently!
keep on smiling
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Id rather go to tuesdays site than yours...
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
British don't eat soup apparently
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ramen Noodles. sheesh. how could anyone not know that?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New Foamy shit on the site! ;)
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poofty dad: Blimie, I could fashion a boner right now
British Foamy: Bollucks, I'll shite in you mouth wash
Pooft dad: Blimie!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Captain-Cretin (user info) at 2004-05-20 15:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe it's because I'm British.
Is there a translated version i could read????
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew you fucking skilletheads were gonna dwell on that fucking wink
just go with it
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh.
But they do wink down the phone....right?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Foamy: 2 + 2 = boner (fart sound) (click)
Pure genius! By the way, turn around...you'll find my cock in your moms mouth!
Surprise!
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most americans don't talk like that either
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My dad isn't an American. He doesn't talk like that, anyway. Somehow, you're starting to amuse me, though.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, and I know he did
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phone call with youe dad
...
your dad: I don't know ;)
...
did he wink over the phone?
Submitted by Sci-Fi_Man (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What the...
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your dad is whack
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-05-20 14:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This sucked your mom's asshole.