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Submitted by Rheasha Williams <hippichick_10.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-20 22:36:59 EDT




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Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-21 11:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Better than most of the posts today...solid 0.

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-21 11:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"You just might be the worst user ever" - I still think that the worst user ever used to be this embarrassingly thick, right-wing Southern hick who used to write about nothing but cars and the stars and stripes. I can't recall his name, but he made me truly ashamed to be of the same species, and I cringe to recall his drivel now.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-21 10:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-21 08:06:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh my god.
If my child left me a suicide note saying "goodbye faithful parents" I swear Id be glad it was dead.

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-21 08:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh my god.
If my child left me a suicide note saying "goodbye faithful parents" I swear Id be glad it was dead.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-21 08:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

RUBBISH

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-21 07:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You just might be the worst user ever.

Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-05-21 03:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"THey where arguing over court costs, college funding, cars, and camp money. As a cheerleader all the kids at school thought she was perfect, ideal, and happy but really she was miserable and sad, she thought about killing herself so much, she hung out with the wrong people, got into drugs, and now wanted her life to end forever, she wanted it to end while both of her parents where in the same house, together."

Typical fucking irresponsible teenager, who (by the sounds of it) has rich parents and good looks, getting hooked on drugs and then blaming their parents. If this was autobiographical, I hope it's true.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-21 03:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It made me smile...in hopes that it was autobiographical.

Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-21 02:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's not that difficult:
____________________________________________________

She took the rope as she cried, she walked into her room and slid the rope in a crack in the wall. She knew what she would have to do. She then proceeded to walk into her living room and disconnect the phone, "no," she thought, "I dont want to take any calls." She went into her mothers room and took some of her medicine and a knife. She walked into the bathroom, crushed the medicine up, and snorted it. She waited for the sensation she knew would come, and after that her whole body went numb. She grabbed the knife and cut her wrist, slowly giding it through the course of her veins she watched the blood fall on the floor and stain it with its beauty. She took a shower and went into her room. She grabbed the rope, and listened to her parents argue downstairs, over what, her. THey where arguing over court costs, college funding, cars, and camp money. As a cheerleader all the kids at school thought she was perfect, ideal, and happy but really she was miserable and sad, she thought about killing herself so much, she hung out with the wrong people, got into drugs, and now wanted her life to end forever, she wanted it to end while both of her parents where in the same house, together.They need to find me together," she knew they would both go upstairs into her room so her dad could say goodbye, but really she would be the one to say goodbye. her hair wet and unbrushed, her clothes were her ex-boyfriends (who got what he wanted and left) she took the rope, tied a noose at one end and tied a knot on the rafters on the other end, got out her goodbye note that she wrote earlier that day, stood in a chair, let the noose go over her neck whispered "I'm sorry." and knocked over the chair.

* * *
Her parents heard the chair crash, and walked into her room, bracing themselves for a long talk with a crying girl, they weren't ready to see there daughter hanging from the ceiling. Her mom broke down in tears, her father called 911. They both cried together that night, they both slept in the same bed holding each other for the first time for many nights to come. Poor Elizabeth, a cheerleader with great grades and everything any girl would die for never got to see her parents remarry, they were happy to be together of course, but they were also upset because the reason they were together, it was the loss of their daughter and especially her note:

Dear Mom and Dad,
I am writing this right now to say goodbye, I want you two to know this wasn't your fault, this was my fault, I put myself through this just I have to get out of it, and sad as this sounds, this is the best way. so goodbye faithful parents, i love you.
signed
Elizabeth


Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-21 00:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for all attachments

Submitted by hacksawfonnix (user info) at 2004-05-20 23:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Excuse me?

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-20 22:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just couldnt be bothered to cut and paste, huh?

Submitted by Captin (user info) at 2004-05-20 22:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE YOU, GOD!

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-20 22:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Keep reaching for that positive post.


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