Kids and Grass. (575 hits)
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Submitted by miss_behvn (View user info) at 2004-05-20 22:46:19 EDT
The other day I was walking my dog down the street and I notice a sign in my neighbors front yard. They were advertising a daycare and were accepting applications. I thought to myself "oh cool, I will have to tell my friend cause she is looking for a babysitter for her kid (and by kid I mean brat)".
Now this neighbor is not someone I talk to, but I see them everyday. They are the type who mow the lawn every saturday at 8am and then proceed to trim and plant and blah, blah boring. I on the other hand am nursing a hangover/having sex/still drinking (you pick whichever ones makes your day) at 8am on a saturday.
As I stroll past this lawn fanatics house, I see 2 kids sitting in the yard. Nothing wrong with this, normal kid activity. Then I realize they are cutting the grass with scissors. Let me repeat, cutting the grass with scissors. Now I am not the smartest person but I dont think "outside time" at a daycare should be cutting grass with scissors! Do these parents know? More importantly does social services know? Doesn't this break some kind of child-labor laws?
Now I know you may think I am making this up. But trust me, I am not. If I was making this up I would have included a ruler, a whip, and a daycare teacher resembling Cruella Deville.
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Submitted by Magra (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i was also excpecting a stoner story, but this turned out to be better because i hate kids.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it...
Submitted by mizuchoudai (user info) at 2004-05-21 10:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Better to let them cut grass than run with those damn scissors. You
know what happens then!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-21 08:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah... well, Ive always said that if I were in charge I would withdraw the law about kids not working.
Crock of crap that turned out to be... they're supposed to be learning, but to me they just seem to be fucking about and acting like children all day long.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-21 07:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Was expecting stoner story.
Where is it?
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-05-21 03:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn right too! Make them earn their keep. I hate kids.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-20 23:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Get you get them to come to my place and do my laundry?
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-20 23:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, I still do weird shit.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-20 23:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, its not child labor. I did weird shit like that all the time.
Submitted by BoondockSaint at 2004-05-20 22:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well at least they are learning a trade, not wasting time with learning how to nap properly.