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In the mornin' (690 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 1.42 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fleet Marshall Badass (View user info) at 2004-05-21 04:06:43 EDT


Here's a song you can sing to your wife on your 20th wedding annniversary.

I know you look at me,
Like you know I've been
Wantin' to say the words that I have
Never been able to say to you,
I know you want to know
My thoughts and emotions,
And I've finally thought
Of how best to tell you this.

CHORUS
I drink at night,
Because I'm trying,
Trying to run and hide,
But no matter how much I drink,
You're still fuckin' ugly in the mornin',
You're still fuckin' ugly in the mornin'.

It's hard for me to say,
To communicate this way
Because you're so fucking stupid
That I have to say it all twice,
And it's so hard to tell you,
What you should know is true,
Because you weigh three hundred pounds
And you'll probably break my ribs.

CHORUS
I pray at night,
Because I'm trying,
Trying to live a lie,
But no matter how much I pray,
You're still fuckin' ugly in the mornin',
You're still fuckin' ugly in the mornin'.

BRIDGE
Darlin',
You know it's true,
That I'm strugglin' through and through
To make it last between me and you,
So darlin',
I want you to know,
That I still love you even though
You make me feel like holding you over a cliff
And slowly letting go...
(Back-up girls) Oooh ooooooohh

There's no way to describe
The way you make me feel inside,
When you come out of the bathroom
And the toilet seat is still up,
There's gotta be a better way,
Maybe I could get away
With murder and get my hands on
To your hundred million dollar estate

CHORUS
But I do it right,
Because I'm trying,
Trying to stay in your old man's good books till he dies,
But no matter how much I drink,
No matter how much I pray,
No matter how well I play the game,
You're still... fuckin' ugly... in the... mor-or-or-nin'...
(Back up girls) Mor-or-or-nin'... mor-or-or-nin'
(Back to me) Mornin'.


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Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-21 13:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've seen worse

Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-21 11:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-05-21 06:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-21 05:45:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

This would suit country.
Now, I don't like country, but I do like this, and I think that they would blend very well.
Being a Brit, I could be wrong - a redneck would have to confirm this for you.

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Hehehe. I don't think so though. It could work, in a parallel universe where the song involved a pick-up truck.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-21 05:23:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

A lame piece of 'inspiring' rot - something like Creed's 'My Sacrifice'. Can you imagine 'and slowly let go' with all those hero chords kicking in?

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That's a good idea, but you've gotta remember the backup girls... I'm not letting those go just yet. Maybe something like "Better Man" by Robbie Wiliams... that's almost pathetic enough to put words to again... and there's backup girls!

Badass.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-21 05:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-21 05:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This would suit country.
Now, I don't like country, but I do like this, and I think that they would blend very well.
Being a Brit, I could be wrong - a redneck would have to confirm this for you.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-21 05:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A lame piece of 'inspiring' rot - something like Creed's 'My Sacrifice'. Can you imagine 'and slowly let go' with all those hero chords kicking in?

Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-05-21 04:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If I was to give this music, it would sound not unlike "You Don't Love Me Anymore" by "Weird Al" Yankovic. Not the words, just the music. Tell me how you would see the music going!

Badass.

Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-05-21 04:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very good.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-21 04:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"When you come out of the bathroom
And the toilet seat is still up"

I laughed. God forgive me.


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