Apollo said "everyone should post pictures of their backgarden" (437 hits)
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Submitted by PAS (View user info) at 2004-05-21 14:14:51 EDT
And verily, PAS complied. Lo, here is the afforementioned orchard, in fact it is a verdant paradise with which to feast the eyes.
And there is fruit in this garden, an apple tree for Eve and a pear tree for Adam (he likes a nice juicy pear). And there is a shed for storage of ones tools and wood. And a clothes line which turns in the wind like a magical spinning top. And a wonderful pathway through the centre of the luscious lawn. One is indeed blessed with her ample foliage.
Okay, okay I admit it, it's a ratbag of a garden. We will move house this year (by hook or by crook). I'm not naturally green fingered (who is apart from The Hulk?) and gardening is such a chore. But if I had a bigger lawn I might just have to hire someone to mow it for me. Shirtless. Grrrr
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-21 14:19:34 EDT (#)
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Ooooh, what an arse bandit!!