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Let there be a picture of your sodding garden (take 3) (483 hits)

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Submitted by PAS (View user info) at 2004-05-21 14:23:44 EDT

And verily, PAS complied. Lo, here is the afforementioned orchard, in fact it is a verdant paradise with which to feast the eyes.

And there is fruit in this garden, an apple tree for Eve and a pear tree for Adam (he likes a nice juicy pear). And there is a shed for storage of ones tools and wood. And a clothes line which turns in the wind like a magical spinning top. And a wonderful pathway through the centre of the luscious lawn. One is indeed blessed with her ample foliage.

Okay, okay I admit it, it's a ratbag of a garden. We will move house this year (by hook or by crook). I'm not naturally green fingered (who is apart from The Hulk?) and gardening is such a chore. But if I had a bigger lawn I might just have to hire someone to mow it for me. Shirtless. Grrrr

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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-27 21:25:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-06 13:11:58 EDT (#)
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Just because I hate to see a psot without any reviews.

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I
mean, isn't God everywhere?

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic