I'm not giving up fuckers (1073 hits)
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Submitted by PAS (View user info) at 2004-05-21 14:29:05 EDT
And verily, PAS complied. Lo, here is the afforementioned orchard, in fact it is a verdant paradise with which to feast the eyes.
And there is fruit in this garden, an apple tree for Eve and a pear tree for Adam (he likes a nice juicy pear). And there is a shed for storage of ones tools and wood. And a clothes line which turns in the wind like a magical spinning top. And a wonderful pathway through the centre of the luscious lawn. One is indeed blessed with her ample foliage.
Okay, okay I admit it, it's a ratbag of a garden. We will move house this year (by hook or by crook). I'm not naturally green fingered (who is apart from The Hulk?) and gardening is such a chore. But if I had a bigger lawn I might just have to hire someone to mow it for me. Shirtless. Grrrr
And I'm not doing this for you Zone - I'm doing it for Apollo!
User Reviews
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like my mums garden!
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-06-04 22:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what part of England do you hail from? Your lawn looks exactly like my Grandpa's.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-31 04:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice and green. nice.
digging the dish!
Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-05-22 14:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh.
Looks like my yard only smaller. At least you have less to mow!
PS: I tell people that I leave my yard (or garden) like this because I am doing the environmentally friendly thing by never mowing and letting the preditor-prey relationships of the insects remain intact.
I don't think that anyone believes me, but you could try it and see if your neighbors do.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-05-22 14:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For finally getting the picture to upload or download...whatever.
I guess you call it a backgarden cause it is about the size of
a garden in my yard. I will post my yard soon...I expect a rank
from PAS and Apollo . doesnt' have to be positive, just acknowledgement.
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-05-21 19:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm having a garden's deja vu...didn't I see this before? oh yeah Apollo posted his backyard as well
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice PAS.
+2 for effort!!
What like 6 times? Dude!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wheeeeeee!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's lovely. My dogs completely tromped up my zucchini earlier this week. They were protecting our fine city from a raccoon and it would appear that my garden was the epicenter of the battle. The only reasons my tomatoes made it was that they are safely in cages. Depending on how tough the stuff it, I may only have store bought zucchini this year.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So this is what England looks like.
It looks a lot like Kensington! K420 and MickGinny would know what I'm talking about.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're moving? Congratulations. So am I, though I don't know when. Maybe 4 months or so. I'm Phoenix bound. No more snow for me.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My second story "back garden" actually has been posted:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20000
this is a pic of when they had ripped the deck out and were in the process of replacing it.
its back now, and better than ever.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-21 14:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not all gardens are the same reallybored. For example there are naked cheerleaders in my shed creating a human triangle.
I bet Apollo didn't have that in his tin shack!! What was that thing - a nuclear bunker perhaps?
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-21 14:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You english fucks need to change up the scene a bit. Your backyards all look the same.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-21 14:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phinch - post a picture of your backgarden. Go on phinchy, go on phinchy!!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-21 14:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am the champion, I am the champion, no time for losers, cos I am the champion.
Of the world!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Woot. Go bears woo. ATTN GAY MENZ.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-05-21 14:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If i were a kid, I'd totaly make a fort in the corner.
hell, I making a fort in the corner anyways.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-21 14:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eureka!!