Ubersite RPG 2: The Battle Continues (1916 hits)
Category: HumorLabels: RPG
Rating: 1.96 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2004-05-21 14:57:21 EDT
GassyGirl and Jewtoast appear
BART: Where the hell are all of these n00bs coming from?
RB: I have no idea, but that GassyGirl is looking pretty cute....
JMG: I've got dibs on the Jew
BART: Uhm.... Jared, that would be a guy. An old guy. A lawyer, at that.
JMG: So? He's still a Jew
Bart, ReallyBored, and JMG have entered battle
RB: What!? Why are we in battle?
BART: This is an RPG, dipshit. You always battle in RPGs.
RB: Fuuuuuck. I thought I was gonna get laid.....
ReallyBored casts Charm
GassyGirl is a lesbian!
No effect
GassyGirl attacks
ReallyBored gets hit in the junk
3 damage
RB: Ha!! You have no idea how many time's I've been kicked there, bitch! My nuts are immune to your attacks!
JMG: Ooooh! Is it my turn yet?
BART: Sure, go for it.
JMG casts Star Of David
JMG's Defense up!
JewToast casts Corporate Power
JMG is hit!
0 Damage
JMG counterattacks!
Shalom!
JewToast has died
RB: What the fuck was that??
JMG: Ahh, he wasn't a real Jew. Only the real Jews are able to withstand the power of Shalom.
BART: ReallyBored, you're taking too fucking long to kill this bitch.
Bart casts Ban
GassyGirl has died
..........
RB: Sooo. Is something else supposed to happen now?
BART: Yea, we're supposed to get experience and gold, but I guess a plot twist is coming up soon or something.
JMG: Fuuuuck. Why is this author so damn predictable?
RB: Reeeal hit-or-miss.
BART: Haha, yea. With this kind of writing, he'll never see B@W.
Matt Maiorano casts Silence 3
Bart, ReallyBored, and JMG are silenced!
Bart casts Double Middle-Finger
Silence is removed!
Donitsu appears!
DONITSU: Mwahahahaha!! Excellent work, gentleman! With JewToast and GassyGirl out of the way, my reign of terror is at hand!
BART: Who the hell are you?
DONITSU: What? Hey, fuck you!
RB: Being a bad guy is overrated, buddy. I would know.
Donitsu casts Flame 5!
Bart, JMG, and Reallybored are hit!
Bart takes 347 damage
JMG takes 792 damage
ReallyBored takes 1284 damage!
ReallyBored is unconscious!
BART: Holy hell, this guy's strong! What do we do?
JMG: I'll get him....
JMG reads from the Torah
Donitsu is paralyzed!
JMG: Now, Bart! Ban him!
Bart casts ban
Bart misses!
Donitsu is no longer paralyzed!
BART: No way! The bastard hasn't disobeyed the laws of the Uber!
JMG: Ahhhhh shit.
DONITSU: Here I come, fuckers!
Donitsu attacks!
Critical hit!
JMG takes 459 Damage
JMG is unconscious!
BART: Shit. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures.
Bart casts Hidden101
Bart is invisible!
Donitsu is unable to attack!
Bart summons Ohlookasquirrel
+2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2
Bart, JMG, and ReallyBored are completely healed!
Donitsu is unable to attack!
Bart summons Razor!
RAZOR: You summoned me, master?
BART: Yea. Get 'im.
DONITSU: Ahhhh fuck....... I'm not dealing with this shit. Until we meet again, fuckers!!
Donitsu escapes
*Battle has ended*
20000 exp.
1000000 gold
JMG learns Passover
ReallyBored has gained a level!
Bart learns Tech-Skill: Fix-Search
User Reviews
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-01-27 20:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, getting kicked in the junk. Beautiful
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am becoming hooked on these RPG things...oh and damn you my keyboard is covered with Beef Stew...sticky as all hell too.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for ooklasquirrel healing powers.
+2 for bart learning fix-search
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kicked ass. is it a bad thing when I could follow this and I have only been reading on uber for a week??
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this stuff!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jewtoast!!!!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coolio.
Submitted by jones man at 2004-05-24 22:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarity ensues
Submitted by theWELLofZION (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no problem ruining a +2 streak. This post lacked substance. its a big inside joke, and I have no idea how it got all +2's.
NO POSTS ABOUT UBER. it makes the site worse.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-23 22:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was good. Not, you know, spectacular, but I have an almost religious aversion to ruining perfect 2 streaks this week.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-05-23 22:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great stuff..
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-05-23 22:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
didnt enjoy it to much but im sure if i was more awake i would of liked it
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-23 22:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Der is gonna explode in fiery death.... I have said it and it is so...
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-05-23 12:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And another. It DOES NOT get better than this.
Best. Post. Evar!
So let it be written.
Submitted by Der <Der.at.Yahoo.com> at 2004-05-23 12:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That wasnt that great
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-05-23 02:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-22 18:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And another for the FF VI picture.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-22 18:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking kick ass.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-22 13:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Bart learns Tech-Skill: Fix-Search"
hahahaha
This was AWESOME, Matt
Submitted by kireisarah (user info) at 2004-05-22 02:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And another.
Submitted by kireisarah (user info) at 2004-05-22 02:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA.
Jew pride!
+4 for "the power of Shalom" and "JMG has learned 'Passover'." I have to support my people.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-22 02:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, very nice.
Submitted by hO0d (user info) at 2004-05-22 02:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you rock. that shit was off the hook
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-22 01:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah, you're on the bottom of most heated right now.
I'm probly gettin fired tomorrow... err today so this is gonna be the best mood i'm gonna be in for a while
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-22 00:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 average
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-22 00:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fucking excellent!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-22 00:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit i rule!
+2 for me being here!!
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-05-21 23:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heheh.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-21 20:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+4
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-21 20:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You would have had a plus two without mentioning me, but you get a plus four because I am so badassed that when summoned the boss just turned around and left.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-05-21 20:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart casts Double Middle-Finger
Silence is removed!
Nice. bart should have administered the holy double back handed bitch slap of smiting there...middle finger only means devastation
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-21 20:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, make-believe Googled Jewish lawyers have no defense against the power of a "Shalom"
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-21 19:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only the real Jews are able to withstand the power of Shalom.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-05-21 18:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick ass, but, I remember I was told I could be in a rpg battle thingie... er..
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-21 18:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. Kickass.
~Your friendly neighborhood spedmonkey
Submitted by bluerampage2 (user info) at 2004-05-21 17:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweeeeet.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-05-21 17:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell did I miss this?
I repeat, HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS???
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was very good despite the sad urge now to go play Final Fantasy.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickass
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
V. good
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Yeah.
this was awesome.
Not to mention RB got kicked in the stuff and knocked the fuck out!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooot
+2 million
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. I never make these things. Do I even want to though?
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck it, here's anothern - four is good.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it is such a travesty that i can only give this a 2
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 Funny
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart summons Ohlookasquirrel
+2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2
Bart, JMG, and ReallyBored are completely healed!
YAYYY!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice!
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuh. King. Sweeeeeeeet!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should've changed the names in Photoshop.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart summons Ohlookasquirrel
+2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"ReallyBored casts Charm
GassyGirl is a lesbian!
No effect
GassyGirl attacks
ReallyBored gets hit in the junk
3 damage "
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i was beginning to think i couldn't follow it then i read this...
hysterical!
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahaha.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JMG casts Star Of David
JMG's Defense up!
JewToast casts Corporate Power
JMG is hit!
0 Damage
JMG counterattacks!
Shalom!
JewToast has died
RB: What the fuck was that??
JMG: Ahh, he wasn't a real Jew. Only the real Jews are able to withstand the power of Shalom.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking hilarious. +2!
Bart casts ban was hilarious too.
Submitted by vildy (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha that was hilarious
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel so entertained my kidneys hurt
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great stuff
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My charms never fucking hit anymore. I need to go grind out some levels.
(This is awesome)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff Matt.