Ubersite Boxing: Tom vs Will Zone (741 hits)
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Submitted by Disektor <random.address.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-21 17:38:32 EDT
Because of the recent turn of events where Tom and Will are "fighting" I decided to make a spin-off of the horribly bad show 'Celebrity Deathmatch' that plays on MTV. (Note: Spin-off means I'll do my best to make something that seems somewhat entertaining but will probably end up sucking because I have no imagination. Be gentle.)
I think the fight would start off by Tom using his large amounts of hair to whip Will Zone, possibly strangling him with it in the process. Will Zone would follow up by smacking Tom in the face with his incredibly large penis (I've heard things) and then Bart would make a cameo appearance, take out the giant "Fighting Illni" foam finger he has, and bitchslap them, or something.
After the typical chair throwing, eye gouging, and dry humping, Mr. T would show up call everybody fools, and peace would be restored to the wonderful world of Ubersite.
What do you think would happen?
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-02 11:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-02 11:10:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would totally destroy Tom. I'll put Tom in a cross-face chicken wing and I'd snap his scrawny body in two. Then i would dip a feather-tipped quill into his blood and write a hilarious post about it. Tom would still be dead. His last words "Why doesn't anyone congratulate me for getting a writing job on collegehumor.com?"
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Ladies and Gentleman, we have a winner!
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-02 11:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will's comment was fucking sweet.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-02 11:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zone is funny.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-02 11:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would totally destroy Tom. I'll put Tom in a cross-face chicken wing and I'd snap his scrawny body in two. Then i would dip a feather-tipped quill into his blood and write a hilarious post about it. Tom would still be dead. His last words "Why doesn't anyone congratulate me for getting a writing job on collegehumor.com?"
-whiz
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-21 23:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Will bangs Tom in the ass, they fall in love, adopt a Laotian orphan and name him Koolmang.
What? That's been done already???
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-05-21 20:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom enters to loud rock music, JUMPS into the ring, AND face plants...
The ref helps him up...
Tom FACEPLANTS, his feet tangled in his hair...
Zone helps him up...
Tom, blinded by a stupid hat, says....
I'm only fifteen years old!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-21 20:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom would win because as soon as Will touched him I would leap into the room and bite him until he died.
No WAY would I let anyone scuff up Tom's body before he's old enough for me to tap it.
Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2004-05-21 19:50:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/11407
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-05-21 19:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
willzone
philzone
whoever he is this week
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-21 18:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SlowlyRotting would come out of nowhere and kick the shit out of both of them. The End.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-21 18:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you all forgotten about Tom's hair? You know he can tie Zonester up with it. End of match.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-21 18:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Zone, with that ripped, Tyson-like physique and menacing demeanour would have to have my bet, though it's fair to say that the emu's something of an unknown quantity, despite the unconscionable ammounts of attention that've been lavished on it in recent times.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-21 18:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got 100 bucks on Zone
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-05-21 17:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn you Tom.. damn you to hell! HELL I SAY!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-21 17:52:16 EDT (#)
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Ok "Disektor" No foam shocker for you.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-21 17:52:01 EDT (#)
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i think you'd die.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-21 17:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Tom would be beaten bloody, but just before the ref stops the fight, he would release the emu, which would take a vicious dump. The fumes would render Will unconscious and Tom the winner.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-21 17:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-21 17:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have to tell me what happens, for I refuse to think on my vacation.