The Fact of Life, vol. 2 (629 hits)
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Submitted by A-Daamage (View user info) at 2004-05-21 20:56:14 EDT
Just because I've already made so many new friends. :)
1. The following words, including derivatives of, are perfectly acceptable for use in everyday conversation: Fuck, shit, ass, bitch, cunt, whore, slut, steward/stewardess, retard, midget, fat, ugly, skanky, stupid.
2. The following words, including derivatives of, are NOT acceptable for use in everyday conversation: Dawg, phat, pimp, bangin, bling-bling, ill, dope, yo, homey, G, hoopdy, shizznit, shizzo, fly, rollin, nookie, titties, nip, wat (when and why did people start misspelling this word on purpose?), player, playin, player-hater.
3. Just because a band plays metal does not imply that they are satanic.
4. Doctors are payed to give educated opinions. They do not have all the answers.
5. Originality does NOT equal talent. Example --> Jimmy Page utilizing a violin bow on his guitar in "Whole Lotta Love".
6. Spanking a child on the ass does NOT equal abuse. Smashing a child in the face with a fist does. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE.
7. Jazz is just random notes spliced together over odd rhythm signatures. Jazz musicians: Get over yourselves and learn how to write a song.
8. There is no such thing as an uncorrupt government.
9. Freedom in this country is an ideal, not a fact, and it's only upheld by the determination of the military to protect that ideal.
By the way, I don't support the war in Iraq; just in case anyone felt like bitching because of my support of the military. And the Patriot Act has got to go. It undermines the values and freedoms we based this country on.
"I'm not insane, I'm not insane.... I'm just smarter than you." - song: Random Analysis, band: The Devin Townsend Band
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Submitted by schulte123 (user info) at 2004-05-22 02:50:21 EDT (#)
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too much not funny ugh, too much!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-21 23:23:00 EDT (#)
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Spell check does kick ass.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-21 23:11:32 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, Aaron. I'm listening to the Clash right now.
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-21 23:07:21 EDT (#)
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Dawg, phat, pimp, bangin, bling-bling, ill, dope, yo, homey, G, hoopdy, shizznit, shizzo, fly, rollin, nookie, titties, nip, wat
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-21 22:44:05 EDT (#)
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The Clash rock. just clarifying, even though it has nothing to do with this post.
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-05-21 22:33:13 EDT (#)
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That jazz musician thing was just dumb. Shut the fuck up Faggy McFucker.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-21 21:08:13 EDT (#)
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Jimmy Page kicks your ass.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2004-05-21 20:59:07 EDT (#)
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Yes, I realize the title says "Fact" and not "Facts". I only have a short time to write this. I have a life outside the house.