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Fuck you all IM the Worlds Bigest Ass hole (8405 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: -1.56 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by adam sexton <cliftonrules456.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-22 03:15:03 EDT


You think that your mean well check this out fuckers. I hate my whole family rigth well see i have this little cuz named justin. well to say the least justin is the dumbest little fuck on earth. so i was baby siting him one day and i convenced him that runing top speed from one end of the yard to the other and smacking his head on the side of the house was a good idea. well to say the least he did it. He ended up cracking his skull open which was so freeking cool cuz there was blood all over. and then we had to take him to the hospital he suffered a concusion and minor brain dammage. but now he talks like a retard. And to think he would have learned his lesson but no. last summer i got him to do it agin but this time it just knocked him out it was so funny. Beat that you fuckers.

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Submitted by You (user info) at 2004-08-03 04:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry to bring this back, I just found this ironic..

Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-22 10:00:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck yo family nigga


Submitted by angelic_scars (user info) at 2004-05-22 16:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WELL DONE, HILARIOUSE AND WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE LACK OF PUNCTUATION

Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2004-05-22 12:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go jump off of something high.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-22 12:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

when you type dumb shit like this with no respect for grammar or spelling people wont bother to read what you write you fucking dumbass go to hell!!!11

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-22 11:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, I stole this comment - "You are not as witty or hate-filled as you think you are."

Submitted by simplychilled (user info) at 2004-05-22 11:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The most accurately titled post I've seen in ages

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-22 11:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous
story of my own.

-- Homer Simpson
Another Simpsons Clip Show

Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-22 10:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck yo family nigga

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

-- Homer Simpson

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-05-22 04:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

8810... wow.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-22 04:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, we're up to 8810!

Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-05-22 03:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not funny. just sad.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-05-22 03:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice post, Captain Blowdozer. Fuck, I'm too tired for this...

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2004-05-22 03:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought this was gonna be a mass Instant Messaging of someone..


.. Little cunt

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-05-22 03:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

swoooosh!

Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-22 03:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

good story, you should be a novelist, and by "be a novelist" I mean you "shoot yourself in the face"

You are not the world's biggest asshole, you are just some random dipshit who, sadly, figured out how to use a computer.

Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-22 03:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.

-- Homer Simpson, to God
There's No Disgrace Like Home

Die please. Or go to law school, same thing.

Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-22 03:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dear boy, stop all this lolly gagging and general malarky and go to school. Law School, to be exact. With a lot of hard work, and a little luck, you might be as successful and prestigious as I am. Otherwise, you will join the ranks of the rest of these losers and be a nobody.

Submitted by schulte123 (user info) at 2004-05-22 03:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dude your so cool, man, that is the neatest thing ever. You ust get so much poontang with that story. Wow if anything sweeter was ever done in this world, well nothing could be sweeter.

You must have all the friends, you are truly the best.


Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to
lose.

-- Homer Simpson
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