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wassup WASSUUP uber. a real niggaz in da house. aint none of dat fake white people tryin ta be black shit. a real ass MC nigga is hea. BIGGA NIGGA REPPIN (1748 hits)

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Submitted by Nigga (View user info) at 2004-05-22 08:56:26 EDT


Wassup uber.

I be T. T-Money ya heard?

I be wreckin the mics n shit durin the day n my homeboy told me bout this site. theys this nigga on here kracka. niggas white dawg. niggas straight up WHITE. honkey. im up in this piece to rep for da 3-5 ya heard!? im here for the true thug niggas.

rest in peace to all my homeboys.

ubersite prepare to stomp wit me n shit. i gots some muh fuckin stories thats gonna tear yalls asses up ya know. man check this shit. there was this hoe right. and she was trippin on me. hoe was sweatin me so i asked my boys i was like look, should i hit that shit.

they was like naw man, that's Big J's mama. i was like for real?

i was gon hit my nigga's mama's pussy. how fucked up is dat shit.

i dont need none of dat baby mama drama n shit.

but aight check dis. i gots a recordin session in about an hour and a niggas still gotta get ready. gotsta throw on my timbs and my lebron throwback yall dig that?

real nigga on uber. what. say sumtin.


heas a pic i took a couple days ago.

PIZZEACE ALL YALL WHITE PEOPLE!

BIGGA NIGGA

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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-26 23:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"rest in peace to all my homeboys."

That was fucking hilarious, just where it was placed in the post.

Submitted by bustaroge (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i dont understand how all of these folks be hatin on your post. jewtoast, no one heres spewin out jewish shit on you so shut yo mouf

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Submitted by kireisarah (user info) at 2004-05-24 18:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why did this ever have a positive rating?

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-05-24 09:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I changed my mind, Boonana McDamm was much better than this ripoff.

Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-05-24 09:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck has happened to this site?

Badass.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-24 09:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-24 09:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Congratulations on being black.

Submitted by JDUB <urmom.at.aol.com> at 2004-05-24 08:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is blows. U aint no real nig. Go to hell you gay ass buttfucking child rapist. Ur just some redneck from nowheres fucking ville ala-freakin-bama you homosexual. You aint really black fo real dawg u trippin you aint fresh at all man go get ur fack cocaine and go have sex with ur incestedly minded momma. Peace C-town. YEAH OKAY WHAT. WOrd up wigga.

Submitted by kerthwap (user info) at 2004-05-24 01:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Read a book, Cracker!

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-24 01:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck off, nigga.

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-23 11:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 wazzup

Submitted by Trishtopher (user info) at 2004-05-22 22:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 not because of the color of your skin (if you're even black.)

-2 because there is nothing more intelligent in this than in what the 13 year old bloggers post here.

You want to speak in ebonics, hey, whatever. At least try to write about something that has some sort of creative merit. All those +2's...some of you guys would rip the shit out of someone with grammar this bad if it weren't ebonics...what makes this any better?


Shit, shit, shit.

Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Hey nigga my grass needs trimmed and after that you better clean the kitchen before I give you ten lashings nigger. After that get your Mexican co-worker and make me some taco's. Nigga. Man, i really wish i had a slave.

Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-05-22 19:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ah'm not uh nigga ah'm uh beotch and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-22 19:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just another dude hatin on the success of a young black male.

dont be jealous yo. it shows

Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-05-22 19:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was physically painful to read.

Shenanigans, fa sheezy ma neezy... bizzle ma nizzle silly wizzle...

ah hate ya otay buh-weet

jet crawl in uh hole an' die just like mammy.

jet dis here website peep this shit




whatever that means...


YO YO YO YO MA NIGGAS N BEEOTCHES!!! Iz gotsta geev ma niggas n hoes props ta dis herr website HO!

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp


Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-22 19:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yall hatin on a nigga

Submitted by R.P.McMurphy (user info) at 2004-05-22 16:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my nigga, this is not funny.

Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-05-22 15:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't kmow that black people owned computers. Go figure.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-22 15:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We should just associate crime with brown music. Then we shall clamp down on it.

Punk music will remain untouched, even though I hate it.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-22 14:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if this is true, and you can start writing funnier stuff that's a little more readable (although I understood all of it- I'm down, ya know?) then it will be fucking funny and i will read it.




word

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-22 14:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This my pigmently challenged friend is a forum for WRITERS. You apparently have yet to learn to read and write the English language correctly yet. My advice is that you buy a copy of hooked on phonics -- I know, its expensive, and you probably can't just steal one from the hood -- but this is simply ridiculous.

It's fucking stupid when black guys talk this way. They should be shot on site for being so ignorant as to think ebonics is a language, but when they actually type in this manner it makes me want to go plant 1000000 pounds of C4 in the ghetto, and solve my cities welfare problem.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-22 13:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-05-22 13:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We'll accept you, just as long as you don't speak in ebonics.

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-05-22 13:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i thought it was funny. razor is probably just a robot.

off the heezy.

Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-22 13:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Funny, but somehow unoriginal.

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-05-22 13:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-22 10:06:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

HI THERE. WHAT IS UP MY BROTHER?
----

hahahahhahahaha, this is fucking hilarious.


KoolMang, you racist fuck shut up. You work at a fucking FAST FOOD JOINT your the piece of trash.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-22 12:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Concentration camps for people who listen to brown music?

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-22 12:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Razor doesn't think anything anything is funny anymore.

Yooze ma nigga. Peace out, bro.

Okay, I'm really fucking white. Was that correct at all?

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-22 12:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bloody kaffers.

Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-22 12:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


word.

Submitted by SuzyQuezy (user info) at 2004-05-22 12:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

all ya'll -2'ers, how can you NOT think this shit is funny? whether he's actually black or not shouldn't even be an issue.

fuckin' hilarious. lighten up people.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-22 12:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's not even funny.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-22 12:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nigger, kaffer, what else can I call this scum?

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-22 11:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

To quote Dana Carvey,

"Well isn't that special?"

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-05-22 11:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm feelin ya

Submitted by Chronic (user info) at 2004-05-22 11:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is fucking hilarious.

Submitted by cf7 at 2004-05-22 11:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think you are white. nice fake picture. Oh, great stories.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-22 11:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

go near my daghter and I kill you

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-22 10:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Even bert hates you.

http://www.funkatron.com/bert/bert012.htm

See??!

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-22 10:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Drink.. hahahahaha

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-22 10:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HI THERE. WHAT IS UP MY BROTHER?

Submitted by Cornucopia (user info) at 2004-05-22 10:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Man, ic ouldn't understand that! MY ebonics-english translator isn't working

Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Werd muthafucka.

Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is this 'fo reel?'

Even if not, I laughed.



Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You've upset Bill Cosby. Shame on you.
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#2

Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nigga i'm an mc. ya heard dat. a mutha fuckin MC NIGGA.

t. money. wut.

Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your grasp of the english language is atrocious. If you plan on entering law school, I suggest you brush up on your reading and writing skills.

I am in the market for a man servant, however, if you decide that law school isn't for you. Someone needs to put my socks on for me every morning. Its tedious business, that sock-wearing.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nigga you be trippin

Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dawg i gots me a ged dude. why you trippin on me yo?

niggas hatin man.

Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is what happens, people, when the legal system fails and lets the trash out of the prisons.

Do yourself a favor son, and get your GED or something. You might be black, but the status quo offers you certain opportunities. Take advantage of them, and you might amount to something.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One love

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know how it is, homie dog. I like to chill with the boys and smack up the floozies if they start straight tripping.

Know what I mean man?

Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-22 09:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

aw shit sideburns wassup dawg. yo dude you gots sideburns?

dat shits tight.

much props yo. man wut you up to yo?

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-22 08:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"real nigga on uber. what. say sumtin."

Werd.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-22 08:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What's up my nigger. That was ill tight... G.


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