hahaha my friend lost his nut (824 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.66 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by adam sexton <cliftonrules456.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-22 16:42:02 EDT
wazz up you fuck heads. considering you Preps rated my last post so low heres one for the books. me and my buddies were at moose park fucking arround on skate boards. my friend eddie thought it would be a good idea to try a board slide on this one hand rail. HA HA edie thats what you get for thinking. Any ways he ollied up and right when he started the board slide. the board broke and he landed on his balls. haha his nut fell out and looked like a little olive. so my friend frank went over got a stick and started pokeing his nut with the stick. well to say the least we left his ass there to find his way to a hospital covered in blood. ha ha ha fuckers top that one
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-23 13:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Riiiight.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-23 12:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*kicks you in the nut*
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-23 12:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-23 12:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You play with other men's nuts - dare I say GHEY!
Submitted by simplychilled (user info) at 2004-05-23 10:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by adam771 (user info) at 2004-05-22 17:06:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
for fucking real this fucking happend and if you dont believe me call the fucker up 928 348 0118 there ya fucking go and no it didint pop out his boxers cuz he free balls all the time
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Dare I say it, UBER-Lame
Someone who lives in the USA phone this freak up on that number and abuse him. I find it hard to believe anyone would be such a cock to post their phone number, but there again I feel the same about posting the story to start with.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-22 17:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-05-22 17:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're telling us this:
You check to see if your friend free-balls it.
Congratulations, you're just like your friend. Stupid, gay, and only have half the balls I have.
Submitted by adam771 (user info) at 2004-05-22 17:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for fucking real this fucking happend and if you dont believe me call the fucker up 928 348 0118 there ya fucking go and no it didint pop out his boxers cuz he free balls all the time
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-22 16:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-05-22 16:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, so you're telling me his testicle popped out of his sack, through his boxers, down his pant leg, and on the floor? If you're gonna make shit up, at least make it believable. Come on now, unless the fucker was naked, there's no way his ball woulda landed on the floor. Then again, you said yourself that you and your friends were fucking around on your skateboards, so maybe that's why he was skating naked...
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-22 16:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So your point is you play with guy's nuts?
Submitted by angelic_scars (user info) at 2004-05-22 16:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i could beat it..... No pun inteded
Submitted by DoctorMonoculous (user info) at 2004-05-22 16:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dr. Monoculous disapproves of your foul mouth.