the top 31 most dirty pickup lines (25021 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.21 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by adam sexton <cliftonrules456.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-22 17:13:02 EDT
1. If you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
16. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
17. The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word.
18. Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
19. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
20. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
21. Hi. Are you cute?
22. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
23. I'm easy. Are you?
24. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
25. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
26. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute
27. Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
28. Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
29. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
30. (Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
31. I bet you \$20 you're gonna turn me down.
User Reviews
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-05-29 01:30:03 EDT (#)
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That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-05-29 01:20:55 EDT (#)
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1) If you don't spead 'em and let me fuck you up the ass I'll shoot you, bitch.
Works for me.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-05-29 01:14:57 EDT (#)
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2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2004-05-29 01:01:48 EDT (#)
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Try this one next time.
"You want to get a six pack and fuck, or don't you drink?"
The chick has to have a good sense of humor.
Submitted by simplychilled (user info) at 2004-05-23 09:57:45 EDT (#)
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Unoriginal so -2
There are plenty of joke forums for that sort of thing
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:29:25 EDT (#)
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"Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me."
+2 for this alone.
Werd.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:07:02 EDT (#)
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nice comeback...i would definately not be boasting about making any of these up.
Submitted by adam771 (user info) at 2004-05-22 19:53:20 EDT (#)
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all of you can blow me i made 14 of the 31 pick up lines you see here. and the rest i did find on the internet from mic sites. so suck my balls you whores
Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-22 18:44:49 EDT (#)
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#31 - I'm a lawyer.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-05-22 18:30:48 EDT (#)
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i'm pretty sure you got the majority of these off of www.makeyoulaugh.com .... great fucking work detective.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-22 17:41:11 EDT (#)
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I am 100% sure you did not make these up.
Submitted by DoctorMonoculous (user info) at 2004-05-22 17:40:23 EDT (#)
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SCIENCE SCIENCE SCIENCE
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-05-22 17:22:24 EDT (#)
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Here's a pick up line I'm sure you hear ALL the time:
Hey, fag! I bet you $20 you won't get the fuck out of here!
Submitted by tsu (user info) at 2004-05-22 17:16:53 EDT (#)
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Boring
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-22 17:15:53 EDT (#)
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Four posts today? They're actually all very funny.