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Submitted by Nigga (View user info) at 2004-05-22 19:08:32 EDT
yall white people be hatin on a nigga just cuz yall dont understand the ebonics?
yo man dis ebonics aint tha way i choose to talk man. this is the way i was raised, fo real. know wut i mean? like when a rednecks raised in the dirrty dirrrty south, homeboy speak country.
im straight up keepin dis shit real yo.
dont hate. dont hate. niggas mad cuz im mo successful than yall know wut i mean?
i bet i gots a nicer car than all yall white people but hey.. dont hate yo. people say im flossin. dude i aint flossin. i just know how to rep da 3-5.
ima be t. money. man das all i can do.
keep yall shit real
t. money
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-06-02 12:29:05 EDT (#)
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I'm a white ass craggar, and I chuckled at this.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-23 13:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I floss too, and have never had a filling. Very sensible.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-23 11:59:36 EDT (#)
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Rough Translation to English:
White people hate black people just because they don't understand ebonics.
I didn't choose to speak in ebonics. I was raised to, just as rednecks in the south speak country.
Don't hate us. You're only mad because I'm more successful than you.
I probably have a nicer car than you white people, but don't hate me. Some say I floss, but I don't.
-"t. money"
+2 for that
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-23 05:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
oops
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-23 05:49:17 EDT (#)
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i like this shizzit.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:15:19 EDT (#)
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Sideburns - It has nothing to do with the color of his skin; it has everything to do with ebonics being fucking stupid.
To the poster - It is not the same as an accent. You were not "raised" to read and write ebonics. Maybe to speak it. I can accept speaking it as an accent, it still makes you sound stupid, but so do some slow southern drawls. You were taught to read and write english, in this form. Every accent of English in the world from Aussie, Canadian, British, or any of the accents from the states are written the same way. If you truly think Ebonics should be considered a dialect, it is still no excuse.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-23 02:12:23 EDT (#)
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You put in all that effort, and I just.. don't.. care.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-05-23 02:07:36 EDT (#)
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I floss all the time. I also use mouthwash. My teeth are squeeky clean. +2 because I'm an idiot, and I have no idea if you're fo' real.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-23 01:54:04 EDT (#)
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flossing= showing off your valuables.
Submitted by They_call_me_the_Fireman (user info) at 2004-05-23 00:28:19 EDT (#)
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By the way, what the hell is "flossin"?
Submitted by They_call_me_the_Fireman (user info) at 2004-05-23 00:20:18 EDT (#)
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-2 for this post.
+2 for the foloowing comments:
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Submitted by disgruntled at 2004-05-22 21:54:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
For normal people:
Very stupid post, indeed.
By the way I've never seen the word dude in ebonics. It's more of a surfer talk.
Fo da writer:
mad stupid, yo.
yo, i neva' see da word dude in ebonics. dat $hit iz mo' of a surfer talk, son.
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Submitted by anarki_2k2 (user info) at 2004-05-23 00:07:11 EDT (#)
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KoolMang, I've always question the existance of the nuclear missle untill i've read your posts.
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-22 23:53:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-22 23:34:55 EDT (#)
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J rock outta sunnyvale trailer park BOYEEEEEEE!
Submitted by Socially_Distorted (user info) at 2004-05-22 23:20:40 EDT (#)
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if you were walking down a street, which side would you walk on? the side with the armed black or the side with the white drunks.
most people would automatically take the side with there same skin colour. thats just the way it is, even though each side is a dangerous as each other.
Thanks to shadow dragon, who actually made sence of this.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-22 22:48:07 EDT (#)
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Then give Ebonics-Man a +2! You know he deserves it!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-22 22:32:45 EDT (#)
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Shutup Mang, you know you hate black people and jews. Stop trying to validate your argument.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-22 22:19:37 EDT (#)
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Racism? Possibly, most definitely.
The English were quite racist towards the French during the Napoleonic Wars. We are quite racist towards the French because of them being "cowardly". Americans are racist towards Canadians because of how much we "suck".
Or is that discrimination? What's the difference between discrimination and racism? I happen to like a few black people. I've outlined in a previous post http://www.ubersite.com/m/29411 that there are black people, and there are niggers. The black people were outlined for their success, and because of their success, they are NOT niggers. The nigger list are those who speak ebonics, can't STOP speaking ebonics, and the only reason they're rich is because they can somehow profit from ebonics.
I hope this is opened to discussion, because I am not a fully-fledged racist. It is not people I hate, it is the character of people that I hate.
Submitted by disgruntled at 2004-05-22 21:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For normal people:
Very stupid post, indeed.
By the way I've never seen the word dude in ebonics. It's more of a surfer talk.
Fo da writer:
mad stupid, yo.
yo, i neva' see da word dude in ebonics. dat $hit iz mo' of a surfer talk, son.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-22 21:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Post sucks.
But I'm ashamed. Not of the post, not of this guy's speech impediment.
But of Ubersite. It's amazing how many racists we have on this website, and for that, I'm ashamed to be white.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
T. Money, eh?
How does someone who speaks ebonics make actual money?
Nigger wear is the antithesis of succeeding at ANY job.
Submitted by McCutty (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:25:00 EDT (#)
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Come again?
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:14:42 EDT (#)
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You can read right? Go check out your last post.
On second thought, maybe someone should upload a picture for him.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:12:34 EDT (#)
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Rough Translation to English:
White people hate black people just because they don't understand ebonics.
I didn't choose to speak in ebonics. I was raised to, just as rednecks in the south speak country.
Don't hate us. You're only mad because I'm more successful than you.
I probably have a nicer car than you white people, but don't hate me. Some say I floss, but I don't.
-"t. money"
Original: 126 words
Translation: 65 words
Anyone who uses twice as many words as necessary is probably trying to hide the fact that they're stupid.
4th grade education: get one or shut up.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:08:38 EDT (#)
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Shouldn't you be waiting in a bush along the sidewalk, trying to rape white girls?
Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:03:18 EDT (#)
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Go get me a beer and while in the kitchen make a pizza. Ah i knew that ol' Abe didnt know what he was doin when he freed them slaves. I actually am not racist at all, I think everyone should own one.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-22 19:59:00 EDT (#)
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Not funny. It's boring.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-05-22 19:26:59 EDT (#)
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You're like uh pebble in muh ma fuckin shoe. Go die. don't make me shank ya!
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-05-22 19:25:13 EDT (#)
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youre like uh fucking child. mama, papa, daddy, 1, 2, 3, 4, yay ah can count! ah can wack muh ma fuckin thumb too daddy! what 'chew trippin foo'
Submitted by DoctorMonoculous (user info) at 2004-05-22 19:23:45 EDT (#)
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Dr. Monoculous calls shenanigans.
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-22 19:20:23 EDT (#)
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wut wut