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10 things that piss me off (952 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -1.36 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by adam sexton <cliftonrules456.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-22 20:38:35 EDT


1 people on uber.
2 the term near miss because a near miss is a fucking collision.
3 Lesbians i hate lezbos i have no problem with fagits though hell i wish the all the mean in the world were gay because that means more pussy for me
4 my family and trust me if you knew my family you would know i mean CAN YOU SAY RED NECK shit ive got an uncle that every year goes to my moms christmas party drunk and ends up trying to punch out the fake santa out on the front lawn.
5 high school drama bull shit i can not stand high school drama its like an endless days of our lifes.
6 arizona nuff said
7 bad liers. i hate bad liers they piss me off so bad because you know there lieing when there talking to you HEY IF YOUR ONE OF THESE PEOPLE DO YOUR SELF A FAVOR AND KILL YOUR SELF
8 PEOPLE THAT COME UP TO ME AND SAY "CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION" i mean fuck off hell no you cant ask me a question you just came up to me and asked one you fuck face
9 police nuff said
10 Bill Clinton, but i do have to admit the man is pritty talented. i mean shit the guy can talk on the phone write letters and talk to people in the room while geting a blow job.

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Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-06-06 17:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who cares what pisses you off? Give me a top ten list of something interesting about you Adam. Top ten favorite things about eating my scabs. Top ten list of my favorite donkey scat porn. Top ten list of ways to kill myself (I would like this one because I know you've done alot of thinking on the mattter).

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-06 17:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-06 17:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

1 Thing I Hate:

You

Oh, hahahaha.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-06 17:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-23 13:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Listen to Cubical - he knows of what he speaks, you mollusc.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-23 13:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Have you died yet?

Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

also, i live in arizona so -2 for that

Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

knock knock

Who is there?

You fucking suck

Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/30870

Submitted by schulte123 (user info) at 2004-05-23 02:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

arizona smells funny

Submitted by anarki_2k2 (user info) at 2004-05-22 23:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are the dumbest piece of shit I have ever seen, no punchline.

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-22 23:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DAMN you suck hard.

Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-22 22:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-05-22 22:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I can't stand spelling mistakes. Sorry

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-22 22:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

????

Submitted by lilbill87 (user info) at 2004-05-22 21:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-05-22 21:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

b4d liers r ghey, lol omg rofl!

Drop dead, you fucking asshat. And learn to spell.

Submitted by disgruntled at 2004-05-22 21:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

=1 for:
1 people on uber.
+1 for:
2 the term near miss because a near miss is a fucking collision.
+1 for:
5 high school drama bull shit i can not stand high school drama its like an endless days of our lifes.
-1 for:
10 Bill Clinton, but i do have to admit the man is pritty talented. i mean shit the guy can talk on the phone write letters and talk to people in the room while geting a blow job.

Shit i hated high school, too. But i've successfully repressed it.



Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-22 21:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 nuff said

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-05-22 21:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this was fucking incredible. go hang yourself you unfunny piece of shit. you have no life, no personality, no future, no girlfriend. fucking jackass.

Submitted by Cubical (user info) at 2004-05-22 21:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

5th post today. Good job I think you beat my record. Although that says something...Get a life.

Submitted by DoctorMonoculous (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dr. Monoculous disapproves of your hairstyle.

Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GIve credit where it is due. Your second point is almost a direct quote from one of George Carlin's routines.

Submitted by soakedinale (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think the writer of this post shows signs of being a true psychopath. To wit: Superiority complex manifested by his hostility towards othes for reasons not readily apparent. Latent violence. I recommend this author seek help immediatly.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

10 things...

well, your #8...

Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good job, son. If you said you hated lawyers, I would have had to give you a scolding.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i laughed... well written

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And are you from Clifton, NJ? If you are...



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BREATH


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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Incidentally this guy is in a webcam chat with me. I took a screenshot. Here it is:

:*(

Submitted by adam771 (user info) at 2004-05-22 20:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Befor you all get a chance to fuck with my work i will have you know that all these i did make up so blow me you fuck heads. and now tear the hell out of it i want to hear the meanest things you can come up with.


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