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Submitted by kevin shultie <kobold257.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-23 02:28:02 EDT
[Collected on the Internet, 1997]
A young woman was getting married and she wanted to look her very best. She decided that her expensive white dress would be attractively set off by a golden tan. Unfortunately, she waited until a week before the wedding to start her tanning sessions. Salon after salon told her that she could only tan for thirty minutes, twice a week, to start. At this rate, she would not be tan in time for her wedding. The bride then had a brilliant idea: she would tan the maximum amount of time at every tanning salon in town.
The wedding day came, and the bride was beautiful — dark, perfect tan and all. However, on the wedding night, the groom noticed that his new wife had a peculiar smell — kind of like rotting meat. As the honeymoon wore on, the smell persisted and grew worse until he could stand it no longer: he insisted that his bride go to the hospital to find out what was causing the awful stench. Doctors examined her carefully, but could not identify the source of the odor.
The bride's health began to fail, and after a few days she died. When the autopsy was performed, the horrified coroner discovered that the woman's internal organs were cooked! Over-exposure to tanning rays had cooked the woman from the inside out, just like a microwave oven, and in the days following the wedding, the bride had begun to "spoil".
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[Collected on the Internet, 1998]
When I was a student at UCLA I heard a story going around campus that a sorority girl had died the previous week. Evidently, she was getting ready for a formal function between her sorority and a fraternity. She wanted to look her best, which she believed included a tanned complexion. As the story went, she spent Thursday and Friday going from tanning salon to tanning salon, only leaving a salon when the management refused to let her stay any longer for safety reasons. She achieved the complexion she wanted and attended the formal function Friday night. The next morning, her horrified sorority sisters found her in bed, dead. A subsequent autopsy revealed that she had literally "cooked" her internal organs.
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Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-23 02:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Find true stories instead of urban legends. There is only one documented case of someone dying from using a tanning bed. She had some weird skin shit like in that one movie with whats her name.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-23 02:35:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.snopes.com/horrors/vanities/tanbed.htm
The next time you paste something from snopes, We're all going to come to your house and take turns ramming your keyboard up your ass. Then we will leave you hanging in your closet with a note that says "I'm sorry. I discovered that I'm retarded. I've decided to do the right thing and remove myself from the gene pool."
Die, fucktard.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-05-23 02:34:47 EDT (#)
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I was dating one girl who wanted so badly for me to 'eat her out'. Since I didn't know what that meant, I decided the best way to start was to first cook her organs.