Chillin at da Clubs on a Saturday Night. My clubbin story (751 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.05 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nigga (View user info) at 2004-05-23 03:36:16 EDT
Aight so me and my boyz was out clubbin earlier tonight. Shit was crazy, the clubs was full since it was da beginnin of summa and shit ya know? So I'm out on the dance floor with some shorty. didn't even catch her name but i gotsta say...
DAYUM SHAWTY HAD BACK! i'm talkin badunkadunk. that ass was so fine, bill clinton would be ridin that pony all night. so i'm booty dancin with this girl and shit starts gettin hot. she grabbed a nigga's nuts. i knew hoe wanted me. ladies, do yall ever grab nuts of guys yall dont wanna fuck? hell naw.
it was on like mario bothras.
we went out to my SUV and i was bout to take her home right, and bitch is all like "nah nigga whatchu doin? i want u right here mutha fucka." i was like wut? i aint gonna fuck no hoe in my car! i just had this shit cleaned out.
after i got done fuckin her in the front seat i tossed her out the door.
when i got home my nuts was itchin like hell. im stoppin durin writin this damn story to scratch em. i gots some huge nuts so thats alot of scratchin.
aight t. money's out! look for my new album in stores soon!
peace yall whiteys!
t. money
User Reviews
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAYUM SHAWTY HAD BACK!
Submitted by mizuchoudai (user info) at 2004-05-25 12:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just cuz you categorized this as Romance.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
until you start speaking english...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA T. Money has now made my list of favorite users. Budunkadunk.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-23 15:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Black man: So, it's agreed, we'll keep on pretending to like pigs' feet simply to confound the white man.
..I'm just going through some Family Guy quotes and applying them where I see fit.
Don't ask me why. I'm Bored at Work.
ha.
*sigh*
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-23 14:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-05-23 13:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your rap career is over...
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-23 13:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33902
I may hate everyone at the moment, but if I had my choice, you will be my first victim in "Chop-Chop Square" in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. The rest will be nuclear bombs :P
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-23 12:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-23 08:22:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
PLUS FRIGGIN 2!!!!@#(@#(!@_+)*ASJSWOPOOOOOOOO#()!@#*@)_&FIREWORKS@#_(*##_)*KABLAMO#@!)_#*%#*$&#
CELEBRATION#@$)_&$)#_$&$_$#&EXPLOSIONS@#*@#_*BOOM!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
and +2 for throwing her out when you were done with her
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-23 11:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This never getz OLD!?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-23 11:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOLOLOL
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-23 08:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLUS FRIGGIN 2!!!!@#(@#(!@_+)*ASJSWOPOOOOOOOO#()!@#*@)_&FIREWORKS@#_(*##_)*KABLAMO#@!)_#*%#*$&#
CELEBRATION#@$)_&$)#_$&$_$#&EXPLOSIONS@#*@#_*BOOM!!!!!!
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-05-23 06:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
DAYUM SHAWTY HAD BACK!
Submitted by simplychilled (user info) at 2004-05-23 05:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the line "it was on like mario brothas"
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-23 05:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-23 05:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you for real?
Malone
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-23 04:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Turned out to be funnier when I ran it through spellcheck. I'm talking bandana.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck me. I laughed.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pz tmonay u big fuckin homie.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
crazy nut grabbin btiches.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goddam bitches and grabbin nutz.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin big ass nuts.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOM!
Submitted by cshape <caleshapera.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-05-23 03:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOM!
Submitted by disgruntled (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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when i got home my nuts was itchin like hell. im stoppin durin writin this damn story to scratch em. i gots some huge nuts so thats alot of scratchin.
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Hopefully an STD.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-05-23 03:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just had this bitch cleaned. Hahaha, damn straight. As for the itchy nuts, watch out for crotch crickets.
Oh, and one thing, just tell me what the fuck '3-5' means so I can finally get some sleep tonight.