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Paint Balling : I was cheated. (756 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -0.66 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <v_charrot91.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-23 07:02:03 EDT






I've just been Paint Balling. My friends encouraged me to go, and after much hesitation, only because of the price (£20 for an hour or so, jesus...), I did.
8 Of us were going and it was booked, so it would only be us fighting each other. We arrived in the building, and led to where we would put on the costumes and stuff. To our surprise another 8 guys were already there. The guy in charge of the whole operation looked around like a dumb-shit at first. Apparently it was double booked and the only way around it was either to just go or to challenge those fucking 18 year olds, who looked worryingly experienced. I wasn't for it, but really I had no choice.
We were led round to a large hut thing where there were seats and guns awaiting us. Anyway the martials (the guys who are setting up this thing) talk us through the rules. Then they explained that when we're fighting there would be other martials with these desert-eagle looking guns in their holsters. They were there to make sure you didn't take off your helmet at any time when you were coming back into the safe area (when you get shot you go there) and if you shot them to distract them they would hit you with this gun that could put a hole through you. I was shitting myself. Badly.
We were put into teams of four. The eight 18 year old guys were up against each other first. It was a draw. Then it was my team against my other friends. I was shot in the neck within the first two minutes. I had to go out momentarily. I went back in, and then one of my team mates got shot. I had to leave my line of defense and take up his position. I shot one of the oppositions, say, about 5 or 6 times in the foot and leg. He didn't fuck off. We lost and i was pissed. The next game we were up against the big guys. Two of my team mates were shot and went out and then one of the big guys came and i shot him about 3 times in the chest, he should be out, yet he shoots me in the arm and I have to go out...What a piece of cheating shit. He got the flag, and we lost again, partly due to me. The next game we DID get the flag. And we DID win. And i was shot, again.
Near the end most of us had loads of paint bullets left, so we ecided to have every man for himself kind of game. So anyway, i'm there, hiding behind some barrels when i spot a guy, his name Jack, so i shoot him in the back a couple of times. he stumbles away, and i gut myself laughing. It was bloody hilarious. Feeling the urge to shoot some more people, I leave my defense behind and go in search for some more victims. To my foolishness I didn't spot the Jack two feet away behind me. He shot me repeatedly in the back and arse and leg as i ran begging for forgiveness behind the barrels. I writhed in pained as i screamed in agony. Fate cheated me. Now i can't sid down without it being painful.
Taking a dump's worse.






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Submitted by Ccenzo (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, i am. It's quite sad how bad i am at this. I've just started up and I think i'm gonna leave. Plus my brother's kinda pissed off at how I came here when he discovered this site first before me.

Submitted by disgruntled (user info) at 2004-05-23 19:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I was talking to a friend of mine a few days ago, and he was telling me how here in NY, you have these US Marines with way too much time on their hands so what they decide to do is go paintballing...

If it was just that, it wouldn't be so bad, but those crazy professionals go around topless without any armor. They use their military training and out of no-fucking-where a band of 10 topless marines barges right on top of you screaming on top of your voice, scaring you shitless, not to mention covered with paint from head to toe...

Of course they take hits too, and so by the end of the day, most of them are bleeding like crazy, and yet somehow they still seem just fine.

Amazing...just amazing.

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-23 19:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Are you anything to do with sebcharrot?

Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-23 08:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-23 07:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not going to say shit about the block form.
God forbid I spawn another hate post in my honor.

Submitted by simplychilled (user info) at 2004-05-23 07:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-23 07:39:54 (#)
Ranking: -1

Nothing like young men firing their loads on one another.

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This comment alone was better than the original post.

Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-23 07:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Nothing like young men firing their loads on one another.


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