Stomping Kittens, or "the strangest dream ever" (1062 hits)
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Submitted by McMuffin (View user info) at 2004-05-23 10:14:56 EDT
Ok, Übergoers, this must have been one of the strangest dreams ever.
It started with Mr Wilson, my principal, throwing foot wide grapes at a 20 foot tall, fire breathing bull.
Then it turned to the SS, or the elite German WWII army, stamping down a road which was three foot deep in cats, both the soldiers and the cats were wearing flowers around their ears. One of the soldiers had a cat stuck to his helmet.
Then a mouse jumped me, in a dark alley and started to live in my armpit, setting up a small coffee shop called "Banananananana" which sold small plastic modles of Wales
Then I woke up.
Never again will I eat three micro noodles, drink 3 pints of milk and fall asleep to Rage Against the Machine.
Go on, Überers, tell old McMuffin what your strangest dreams are!
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Submitted by lastgoodbye24 (user info) at 2004-05-23 16:37:52 EDT (#)
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hmmm strangest dream, eh? one time i had a dream i was wore a dress to school but underneath the dress i had knives taped to my body and anybody that would laugh at me i would reach under my skirt grab a knive and slit their throat. what do you think this means?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-23 16:29:34 EDT (#)
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Stomping kittens?
http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-23 14:56:57 EDT (#)
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Why was a shop that sold plastic models of Wales a coffee shop? I mean, how did you know?
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2004-05-23 13:02:10 EDT (#)
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My dream began with me falling from the sky towards what looked like a forest of large steel needles. I missed them all and landed in a pool of deep water. The water was full of carnivorous fish. I swam towards the shore as fast as I could. Before I reached the shore I was drawn back into the air. This dream cycled many times before I woke up. Lame.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-05-23 11:39:24 EDT (#)
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This is my weirdest dream, http://www.ubersite.com/m/26868 , I've had it like three times.
Submitted by Kadek (user info) at 2004-05-23 10:57:02 EDT (#)
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That is such an insane dream. I once had a dream where I wa son top of the whitehouse trying to get in for some reason, then I got caught and ran away then I was in a pink helicopter on my way to London. Then I was in 10 Downing street and flooded the bathroom and got chased to France by Tony Blair and ended up waking up by doing that thing where you are falling in a dream because I was falling off the Eifffel Tower.
Submitted by McMuffin (user info) at 2004-05-23 10:52:05 EDT (#)
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Creepy deam, indeedm, creep_firebombing
Submitted by angelic_scars (user info) at 2004-05-23 10:51:38 EDT (#)
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LOL my strangest dream.... (you askeed for it)
I lived in this really old house with like 5 stories. 2 of wich were undground. My friend rachel lived in the 4th story, my friend brandy lived in the 3rd i lived in the 2nd and my grandmother lived in the 1st. There was a goody's underground.... We lived in front of Murray State University..(I go there a lot for school and football games so I am assosciated with it) anyway. we were all grown up and i had a daughter.
I bought my daughter a doll and then it came to life and told me to kill another doll or it would kill my daughter.... I tried so hard to kill the second doll... I took out its computer but in the end I took an axe and chopped his head off... Now to the first doll.
The first doll(the one that threatened to kill my daughter) still had the capability to kill it, and when it walked to the fridge my grandmother and I threw a sheet over it tied it up, bounded it, took it in the bathroom and hung him.
But alas my problems were not over, I didnt actually see this i just knew it happened we couldnt leave the house, so we were stuck in the house and it was trying to kill us when i woke up sweating and screaming.... So thats my strangest dream
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-23 10:36:45 EDT (#)
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When I was a kid my mom built me a bed. It was a fucking fortress bed that awesomely surpassed all other cool things I might've had as a child. It was made entirely out of 4"x4" and 2"x6" wood and the matreess rested on a 3 or 4 foot high structure. (My mom was really handy. She was working construction at the time.)
Anyway, one night I dreamt that there was something under my bed. No big deal... Most kids think there's something under their bed at some point. Except that I had a giant super-cool fortress bed and therefore the thing under my bed became infinitely more menacing. I felt like I had awoken from this strange and undefined nightmare and began to jump out of bed when a leprechaun blasted out of my fortress bed and ran acroos the room. From there, he cast out the line on a fishing pole that somehow went down my throat and got tangled in my guts. He started reeling in his line and I could feel it ripping and pulling my insides out with it. When the hook finally got to my throat and my guts were being pulled out they looked like those cheesy plastic leighs you get on fruity drinks at a chinese resturant (you know the kind that bost "Polynesian" fare so they can sell drinks in Hawaiian tiki glasses with your pork fried rice and pu pu platter). My guts were a yellow plastic leigh, perfectly clean, but miles long being agonizingly reeled-in by a leprechaun with a fishing pole on the other side of my room.
Werd.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-23 10:27:26 EDT (#)
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If I told you your head would explode.
I dig your username.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-05-23 10:20:00 EDT (#)
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Shenanigans