Arachnophobia (774 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.57 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by http://www.spacerace.tk (View user info) at 2004-05-23 17:31:41 EDT
If you are scared of spiders then you are going to love this:
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Submitted by NAKEDMAMMAL (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd rather have my fremulum severed than look at anything like that ever again.
Submitted by kerthwap (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-05-23 23:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i am scared of your fathers balls because whatever is in there created you, like how much radiation do you have to put on one guys nuts to produce something like you. Sure you could bombard em with alpha's and beta's but i think your dads balls got a nice dose of Gammas, so they turned green like the incredible hulk, but what they produced is only incredible on the scientific level, like, holy fuck how are you so retarted type scientific, then i went to the store to pick up some lemonade when i realized i hadn't put on any underwear, so i stood there puzzles as to what to do, when i decided what to do i forgot what i went to the store for so i just stood on the street corner like a hobo and grew a beard.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-23 21:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The photo below reportedly comes from a soldier, stationed in Baghdad, who was bitten by a camel spider that was hiding in his sleeping bag. Fortunately, these critters aren't venemous... but they're BIG and FAST (they can run around 10MPH). The photo shows two spiders attached together, and the camera angle makes them look a tad larger than they really are (they're about the size of an adult's hand). They also tend to seek out shade during the daytime, so it's not terribly unusual to see them charging across the desert at you -- only to come to a screeching halt when they reach your shadow.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-05-23 21:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have to love a spider that's big enough to snack on birds and scorpions (two of its favorite foods). At least they're not poisonous. Still wouldn't want to find one in my tent, though!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-23 20:20:39 EDT (#)
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LOL. This has never been posted before!
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-05-23 20:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Execellent
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-05-23 19:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've bred pubic lice bigger and scarier than that. And yes, they were bred deliberately. Yes, for food. Taste like chicken if you're asking, although you are sick motherfucker for wanting to know what pubic lice taste like.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-23 19:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-23 18:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had things bigger than that crawling around my cock after sleeping with a bird from Bolton.
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-23 18:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-23 18:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A curious sense of deja vu pervaded the room.....
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-23 18:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
La la la... it's all been done... la la la...
Submitted by Captain-Cretin (user info) at 2004-05-23 18:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just what i need just before going to bed
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-05-23 17:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And now to answer my own question. The things are camel spiders.
What the fuck are they doing? Who knows, but it doesn't look like fun.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-23 17:55:19 EDT (#)
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Wasn't this on uber before?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-23 17:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that two spiders shagging? One spider eating another? Siamese spider twins?
WTF????!!!!
Big fucker(s) too.
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-05-23 17:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That thing was on Good Morning America a few weeks ago.
-1 because Charlie Gibson pwnz you
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2004-05-23 17:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who cares what it is...the point is : they found it overseas and they killed it.
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-05-23 17:43:06 EDT (#)
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Imagine if you found that in your house!!
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-05-23 17:38:00 EDT (#)
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I dont know quite whats happening there, but it is nasty.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-05-23 17:34:59 EDT (#)
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What kind of fucking spider is that?
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-05-23 17:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is fucking crazy.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-05-23 17:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oooh. Never seen that before.