To All You Fuckers Who Think You're So Clever (977 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by shadowdragon (View user info) at 2004-05-24 00:15:31 EDT
I suddenly noticed that my average rating dropped a bit. Specifically, from above 0 to below 0. That called for an immediate investigation.
Now I'll admit not all of my unrecent posts were all that...unstupid. I've put that behind me. But bygone posts, which used to be left as bygones, have suddenly become cheap-shot fodder.
Nigga
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The Big List of Useless Trivia (Rating: 1.21 on 21 reviews, last by Nigga 4 hours ago)
Submitted by shadowdragon (View user info) at 2004-04-25 01:54:16
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-23 18:08:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Yep. He's the first to give it a -2, and it had only one -1. And why? Oh, he doesn't wanna share.
BalloonKnot
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What is wrong with my mind? (Rating: 0.2 on 6 reviews, last by BalloonKnot 3 hours ago)
Submitted by <dashadowdragon.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-14 02:52:15
What is wrong with my mind? (Rating: -2 on 1 review, last by BalloonKnot 3 hours ago)
Submitted by <dashadowdragon.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-06 17:23:44
Cell Phone for $00.01 (Rating: -2 on 1 review, last by BalloonKnot 3 hours ago)
Submitted by <dashadowdragon.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-27 00:57:46
Damn its a big internet (Rating: 1 on 5 reviews, last by BalloonKnot 3 hours ago)
Submitted by <dashadowdragon.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-12 03:23:51
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Wanna guess what he said in each? That's right! "No Comment" with a -2. Except for one where he said "Ha!", but that doesnt matter.
At first you might say "Well, no matter. I'll just go and do the same thing back...". I didn't for 2 reasons:
1) I will not lower myself to such levels.
2) It wouldn't have much of an affect, considering 7 out of their 8 combined posts are already negative.
What's wrong guys? Did I offend you in some way? Couldn't handle my criticism? Then get the fuck off this website. That's what we do here: criticize. There's no room for wusses. If you can't face the fact that someone doesn't like what you write, then this place is not for you.
Nigga, learn English. The REAL English.
BalloonKnot, stop telling people you've spoken and SAY SOMETHING.
Flame on Earth. Burn in Hell.
User Reviews
Submitted by cock_whistle (user info) at 2004-06-24 02:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fanks for that.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-29 00:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bdrifter- yeah... we've covered that in previous comments, but I'm glad to say it again just for you: "I'M NOT WHINING"
hehe. yeah. that line kinda does suck. it always looks better before you say it.
PS: as of right now, BalloonKnot is the last person to comment on 6 of my posts. They all go something like this:
" Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-28 23:03:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Flute hating bitch
Balloon Knot has spoken! "
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is this?
The writing is done well but... the formatting, the plot, the piece overall sounds like someone whining. Is this what I can expect on this site; a bunch of thin skinned whiners...
And even worse- Flame on earth. Burn in Hell. This is about the dumbest metaphor or simile or two sentences side by side I think I've ever seen.
Quit whining- This I've learned from your peers-
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-25 00:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't say that picture specifically, just a picture of flames that would derive from the poster thinking people would flame the post.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-05-24 04:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oops wrong post
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-05-24 04:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why has my reply with link been removed?
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fair enough.
oh crap look at the time. nite.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I COULD write a post about what the ratings system should be used for, but why bother? Really. It's just a website. I'm just writing to have fun from now on. Writing about Ubersite on Uber is like having rules to dodgeball. It's just not very fun.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 01:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
.......................that wasnt a joke. i meant if you really think that ratings are completely worthless, than what do YOU think the point of the rating system is or is supposed to be. and if you have an answer with some amount of content, you may want to consider putting it in a seperate post.
and i dont feel the need to tell you why i dont suck, because you don't and will never REALLY know.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-24 01:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whaaa?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 01:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"polyamorousaj - so what IS the point of the rating system? (you may want to make a post out of it)"
And I could title it, "Why Shadowdragon IS a whiny bitch and can lick my ballsack."
Fuck you. It's not my place to tell people how to rate. Your links on those posts were busted. Therefore, they warranted -2s. Oh no. -2s. The hole in my stomach is getting bigger. -2s give me ulcers. They make me have to shit. I'll die if I get another -2. Anything but that. Nevermind real life things. There's a tornado outside my window, but I have to stay on here and tell people why I don't suck.
Get over it.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 01:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I called it "To All You Fuckers Who Think You're So Clever" because some people seem to think they're...clever. I just wanted to tell them they aren't. Alright?
I guess I shouldve made that clearer. I'm sorry then. But don't tell me to stop whining, cuz not only would that would be whining, but I'm not whining.
I will shut up on this topic though. Fuck it.
Rixes - I didnt get that picture from here. I got it 11/20/2003 from godknowswhere.
polyamorousaj - so what IS the point of the rating system? (you may want to make a post out of it)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-24 01:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I said scabbards. I'll beat you with a scabbard.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-24 01:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to fight you to the death, Bart.
Your choice - pistols, scabbards, or fistacuffs.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-24 01:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And for god's sake, it was five comments.
Unbelievable. Get a grip, people.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Bart. *Hangs head in shame*
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It happens to everyone. I had a post that got posted three times due to a server messup, and the two additional posts got -2ed. It happens. Oh well. Do you know what ratings mean? Effectively dick. How is this a warning to anyone?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ, knock it off
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not because they gave me bad ratings, but because they went into abandoned posts, some almost a year old, some of which were even bumped from the front page, and -2'd them just to get back at me for disliking their posts.
call it a warning to others that you cant just do that and get away with it.
thanks Sideburns, but i don't need your sympathy.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So... you're complaining because two users--idiots I might add-- gave you negative ratings?
C'mon son.
Have a 2 because I'm nice.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:40:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
polyamorousaj- I give up. Is there an explanation, or are you just trying to be twice as much a jackass as Method?
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I don't think thats really possible.
He is the king.
All your posts seem to have stolen elements of other posts in them. I remember seeing a picture of flames just like this on another post sunday, and your last post was something that had already been done.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
polyamorousaj- I give up. Is there an explanation, or are you just trying to be twice as much a jackass as Method?
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I don't think thats really possible.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shadow dragon, i read it twice, when i first saw it and when you complained about my comment, to see if i missed something because its late. So, go jerk off, relax a little, wake up tommorrow and do something productive like plant a tree.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
youarsoghey- THAT would be whining about it.
sublime- you didnt even read it, did you. I'm telling someone else (2 actually) to shut up and no be such fuckers, and you're.......whining about it? and no, i don't think everyone should like me, but I dont see much of a reason to like anyone here, actually.
polyamorousaj- I give up. Is there an explanation, or are you just trying to be twice as much a jackass as Method?
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know what you are bitching about. This shit happens.
Toughen up or bugger off are the choices available to you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33952
Fucking MOO.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/contact.cgi
Just contact Bart about it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 for dumbness.
+1 because I want to punch someone in the face whenever I see that stupid phrase, "BalloonKnot has spoken!"
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my name is shadowdragon, everyone should like me and if you don't you better have a damn good reason!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fine, stop (call it what you want) like a bitch, its annoying as fuck.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im not whining at all. you just assumed that after the first sentence.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shadow, you obviously missed my point: stop whining like a bitch.
Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid BITCH
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you obviously missed the point. try reading it.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
aww fuck thats annoying method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-05-24 00:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who gives a fuck if your average rating is below zero, people who like your posts will still visit them, now stop whining like a little bitch,