Ahhhh HORSESHIT. (2681 hits)
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Submitted by Disektor <random.address.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-24 02:06:00 EDT
What did you expect?
User Reviews
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-25 01:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Tom, I don't like you. "Why"? Because you come off as arrogant, concieted, and obnoxious (that's my opinion, I don't want to step into the "big league" by mistake again). I wasn't going to respond to this until I read "this shit drives me away from ubersite" at which point I felt a sudden urge to continue participating in, and perpetuating this "shit" in hopes that you don't come back.
Oh, by the way we weren't arguing about your picture you half wit I thought it was interesting (for lack of a better word) how differently polyamorusaj rated two almost identical posts, that was our argument. Although I am not suprised that someone as egocentric as yourself would automatically assume our debate was centered on your posting...
Submitted by NAKEDMAMMAL (user info) at 2004-05-25 00:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my nutsack is huge
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-05-24 22:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why did you think anyone would care?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-24 22:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tshia, it's obvious you don't like me. Why? Oh, hard telling really. I didn't do anything to you. Don't fight over my picture of shit you dumb asses. God this shit drives me away from ubersite.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-24 04:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25563 you lose bitch now go -2 his post
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-24 04:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh AN UBERSPAT.
Hey I have a great Idea seeing as how neither of you have rated my post today why don't you both just go there and give me two nice big plus twos.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33952
Ok sometimes I too can be an uberwhore.
The way you are going here you are going to put horseshit onto the most heated and I do know that there has been a fair mount of shit on most heated lately but not literally.
Oh and as far as which post was the best both of them sucked but uberspats are always funny.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 04:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Every time you open your mouth you stick more of your foot into it.
"I think polyamorousaj is a stupid little cunt who cares only about kissing the ass of people like Tom."
What's that if not an opinion, dumbass? I could be an intellectual like you and run to dictionary.com to get the definition and totally pour salt in your wounds, but I'd hope you know what the word "opinion" means. The rankings I give KoolMang are not irrelevant. I think he's a neo-nazi bastard, but when he posts things that make me laugh I give him +2s. That stands to credibility. Wait, I'll hang on a second while you get your dictionary for that one too.
Tom's post made me laugh for a lot of different reasons.
One: KM and I kind of hated each other back then. It was TWO MONTHS AGO! Check the replies, there were several insults to fly back and forth between us.
Two: It was not what I was expecting with the title. I honestly wasn't expecting a giant pile of dung with the title, "K.M. was right." I was expecting something along the lines of a hate post. Look up "I fucking HATE Razor" in the searchbar to see another instance when I was surprised in the title.
Three: People got into a big uproar, and are obviously still in a big uproar about a post with poop on it.
Four: Tom's post was original (it's not a very strong argument, but can you find me a time when someone posted it before him?).
Good job, you're really putting your time to good use. What do you care what I do? Honestly? Sounds like someone has a grudge.
How about you link me to a person who posted a heaping pile of poop before Tom with a misleading title. I'll wait until you link me, and then I'll go -2 Tom's post. Until then, shut your yap, because you've got nothing. I'm going to sleep now. It's sad that even at 3 in the morning I can still manage to dismantle every argument you make. Hit the showers, kiddo, you're just outclassed. I'm done. For real this time. I'm not going to let you drag me back into something. Reply if you want, think what you will, have your fun, but leave me out of it. I'm going to take the high road on this one.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-24 03:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, I had no idea I was going into the "big league" by expressing my opinion. Before you critize my "reading comprehension skills" I suggest you go find a dictionary and look up the word favoritism.
Favoritism-A display of partiality toward a favored person or group.
I don't care how you feel about Koolmang and whatever rankings you give him is completely irrelevant. "I don't have to explain myself to you" I'm not asking you to explain anything jackass it is very clear, there are two nearly identical posts, the only differences are
A) The author
and
B) The pun used in the title
The huge difference between the rankings you gave the two is, ostensibly, solely based on the fact that you like Tom more than this Diestor guy.
"it seems you've formed your own misguided opinion of me" Up till now I hadn't formed any oppinion of you, I saw the differences in your ranking and I pointed it out. After reading your responces though you have helped to better shape my opinion of you, now I see you as an arrogant, pretentious, jackass. So, I'm sorry if I have overstepped my humble authority you stupid sack of shit and please forgive my oh so foolish entry into the "big leagues".
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 03:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like how you don't even try to disguise the fact that you rate posts not on their quality but on how much you like or dislike other uberusers, at least your honest. My point is the posts are identical as far as comical value goes, you gave the one posted by Tom 8 +2s and the one posted by this guy a -2, if that is not favoritisim what is it?
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It's a case of you being on the fucking rag so badly that you can't even adjust your reading comprehension skills. If anybody else would have posted it with the same title I would have given them a +2. Context, bitch. That post got to most heated. There was a lot of back and forth arguing and discussion. There were a lot more reviews. It was over two fucking months ago. Jesus Christ, give it a rest. I don't have to explain myself to you, and try as I might no matter what I say it seems you've formed your own misguided opinion of me. Get fucked. It'd do you well.
Guess what. I dislike KoolMang, but does that mean that I don't give him +2s? No. Check his post, I think I gave him three. Oh, but I suppose you're going to keep track of that and track me down if I give someone who posts a funny picture about old people a different score. Because I would obviously show favoritism to KoolMang. You're fucking stupid. Get over yourself and get off your high horse. I'm through replying to you, even though I know you're going to come up with another half-assed response without reading what I actually wrote. Don't step up to the big leagues when you're still hitting off the tee, bitch.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-24 03:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ohhh polyamorousaj it was a joke when Tom posted it, I am so sorry I didn't know, but I see now, it is funny because K.M. called Tom's posts posts shit ahahahaha I get it now...
Guess what dipshit, if I cite a post that probably means I have read it, and if I have read it that means I don't need a dumbfuck like you to explain it to me. I understood Tom's little pun and it is of the same caliber as posting a picture of horse shit under the title HORSESHIT.
I like how you don't even try to disguise the fact that you rate posts not on their quality but on how much you like or dislike other uberusers, at least your honest. My point is the posts are identical as far as comical value goes, you gave the one posted by Tom 8 +2s and the one posted by this guy a -2, if that is not favoritisim what is it?
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-24 03:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care if Jesus posted this. It still gets a -2 from me.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 03:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tshia, you're a dumb cunt. Tom's post was a joke about the fact that whenever he posted something, KM called it shitty. At that point in time, KM and I did not get along particularly well, therefore I +2ed it because it was funny to me. Also, at that point in time the MVA was not expanded to include Tom (at least I don't think so anyway), so if you're going to use that as an argument you can just shut the fuck up.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lets talk about a little thing called blatant favoritisim, not so long ago Tom made a similar post to this one found here, http://www.ubersite.com/m/27308. polyamorousaj, the first to review this message, gave the other picture of shit a grand total of 8 +2s, and why? Was Tom's picture of shit better than this one? I don't think so, I think polyamorousaj is a stupid little cunt who cares only about kissing the ass of people like Tom.
Tom posts a picture of shit...
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-03-09 20:02:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to meet the animal that shat that.
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Disektor posts a picture of shit
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:07:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not a horse.
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Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I won't ask how your shit came to be on my sidewalk. No, I will.
How did it?
Submitted by kerthwap (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, that was a picture of my dump, not some fucking horse. Jeez, get your facts straight.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Spooner- a computer? and the internet? in AMISH country? tsk tsk.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i walked right into that one
...ahaha GET IT?
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Make people go eww? No. It's just shit.
And it is horse shit, the site I found it on said so, and the internet never lies.
This was inspired by me sitting here at midnight being bored, and for some reason this seemed funny.
Weird how late nights can screw with your senses like this.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i expected to give you a -2
Submitted by NAKEDMAMMAL (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That poo is fucking awesome.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was this supposed to make people go "ewwwwww?" Because I live in amish country. If I ever go on some kind of extended vacation, I can just read this post and think of home.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those look like sycamore seeds
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 02:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not a horse.