Fully Sick Mate! (6972 hits)
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Submitted by Fleet Marshall Badass (View user info) at 2004-05-24 04:12:37 EDT
Wogs are fucking ridiculous, in their stupid hotted up cars and big fuck-off gold shit. Sometimes, they're amusing to look at and laugh at, other times they travel in packs and try and beat you up. I tend to take the good with the bad in this situation, and on the whole, they're an enjoyable ethnicity with many amusing attributes.
Let me educate you on what exactly a Wog is. Pretty much no other country in the world has Wogs quite like Australia's Wogs. The following criteria is what you're looking for to find out if you're a Wog:
- Your family is from a southern European country - countries like Greece, Italy, Serbia, Lebanon, etc;
- Your Dad owns a fish and chip shop or restaurant of some sort and he expects that one day you'll take over the family business;
- You play, or have ever played soccer;
- You either thought "2 Fast 2 Furious" was the second greatest movie in the world, playing second fiddle to "Rocky" - or you drive a car worth two-fifths of fuck-all because you're too cheap to get a new one.
There. That's what a Wog is. Melbourne has the largest Greek population of any city in the world with the exception of Athens, so we know how to spot a Wog. There are some parts of each major city in Australia where you can play "Spot the Anglo" and call it a challenge. If Rocky lived in Australia, he'd be a Wog. He'd go to nightclubs and get into fights with Anglos and then his mates would jump in and beat the living piss out of you. Then everybody would get kicked out of the club and they'd try and snatch up all the chicks, and since the chicks are normally idiots, they'd go right for it.
Now, before I sound bitter, I'm going to go and get me a sandwich. Then I'll come back and talk more about Wogs.
Oh, man! I just saw the BIGGEST Wog in the world! I'm not talkin' about an 8-foot Serb here, I mean the flashiest Wog in the known universe. Actually, there were three of 'em, and it was fucking ridiculous. Now, something else I missed about Wogs is that most Wogs in their mid-twenties:
- Wear Fubu and Adidas jackets and Nike shirts and stuff;
- Sport gold - the golder, the better - I believe you Yanks call it Bling... Well, yeah, Wogs think they're black and they wear a lot of Bling;
- Drive fucking ridiculous penis extensions fully decked out with chameleon paint jobs, shiny mags, body kits that make the car look like a fucking Space Shuttle, something big under the hood that goes "VROOOM" really loud, and a "Fully Sick" sound system;
- Sell drugs or something, because I have no idea how they manage to get the money for all this shit.
So I'm walking back to my Camry Conquest (the BEAST that it is), when three of the Blingin'-est, Woggiest Wogs in the known universe (I think they were Lebanese because they abused some Serbian guy and Lebs fucking hate Serbs) with a little Anglo girl (she would've just turned 18, and these guys were about 25 or 26) who'd had clearly too much to drink. I felt sorry for the girl, but she didn't look like she'd been given drugs or anything, she was just drunk. So they take her over to their car.
Now, this was probably the biggest case of somebody spending too much money on something stupid since JewToast bought the fucking moon so that he could put a hypnosis laser on it and convince us all that he's a rich lawyer. This car had a purple/gold chameleon paint job thing goin' there, and the shiniest mags in the world. I couldn't tell what kind of fucking car it was, because there were no badges on it, and the body had been modified to all shit. It looked kinda like a WRX, but I couldn't be sure. The spoiler was about three inches higher than the fucking roof, and as I walked past them to get to my car, they turned up their sound system with the fully sick subwoofers and revved the shit out of the engine, which looked like it was gonna jump through the hood. It seriously looked like they'd spent about $80,000 on this thing, which unless it could fly and make me a sandwich, was far too much to spend on anything or anyone.
I've gone past and they've called me over.
"Hey bro, come over here mate!" I had nothing better to do, and since I was writing this post, I thought I'd go over and see what they wanted.
"What do you want?"
"Are you fuckin' following us?" I'd followed them to the parking lot because that's where my car was. It seemed like they had something to hide.
"Nah... why? You got something to hide?"
"You wanna get smart mate?"
"I've got better things to do than try and be smart around you three."
"Yeah, you'd fuckin' better not try anyfin'. So whaddya reckon about the chick? She's pretty hot mate, eh?" The girl had passed out, and was right now looking more like a coma patient than a good root.
"She's alright... what were you guys plannin' to do with her once you'd had your way? You should probably ask her where she lives beforehand so you can drop her on the doorstep on the way to collect your Dole cheque tomorrow."
"Watch your mouff bro. You don't wanna fuck wif us, right?"
"Now worries mate. I'm going home now." I turned and left.
"Oi! Before ya go, whaddya fink about da car. Pretty sweet, eh mate?" I couldn't resist. I had to say it, in my best Lebanese accent.
"It's fully sick mate!"
Now, here's where you'd expect them to get out of the car, carry on about that being the last straw or something, and want a knuckle. That's what I expected. But instead...
"Yeah bro, how fuckin' good is da subwOOfa?!"
"It's fuckin' sweet, bro!"
"Sick mate, sick! Da chicks fuckin' love it!!"
I shook my head as they drove off, and caught a glimpse of the license plate, which proudly displayed the motto of the Wog:
"4DBABES"
Sick.
User Reviews
Submitted by sx (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The are only a small amount of wogs that are fucked up (well maybe a large amount) but i know a few that are really great guys. All the wogs that recon they or their shit box cars are fully sick needs to fuck off and go fuck their own country up. They all ways fight and disturb people in groups because they know that they would get smashed otherwise. And im not going to even talk about there shit box rust bucket cars there drive around with 'da subwOOfas mate, fully sick bro'.
GO FUCK YOUR OWN COUNTRY UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-13 20:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, nah you didnt say that to 3 wogs in a parking lot without getting killed... still funny though
wogs rule
Submitted by Arafat.of.the.land (user info) at 2004-11-13 20:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You say that, but I bet you wish you were an ethnic minority. I do.
Submitted by washo (user info) at 2004-11-13 20:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck the wogs, saw a fight today between an aussie and a wog THATS A FUKIN SURPRISE , A WOG IN A FIGHT.
any way this fukin wog throught he was hard tryin to take on an aussie saying shit like "u fukin stupid skippy i fukin snap you" why do they do they pay out aussies when we are in australia!!??
this was all happening at westfeild miranda and i ran over to drop this fukin dooshebag but the security got in before i could, i swear this wog was luckly i didnt get in before security.
then all these buff australians came and this wog wasnt sayin shit anymore FUCKIN CAT!!
i hate all wogs, every shape and every size.
THERE A FUCKIN PEST!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-05 06:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You haven't truly known funny until you meet one of these Wogs with a lisp. Fuck it's funny! +2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-05 06:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny shit.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-05 06:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post woz fuckin choice bro' eh?
Fuuully sick.
Having said that, Fat Pizza was the funniest shit ever- Up there with Ali G.
Submitted by washo (user info) at 2004-11-05 06:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mate, This is sooooooo true. i agree, i think they need to be wiped from the earth, or settle down n stop raping australian women because they cant get any.
fukin horse shit of creatures
the dilbricks on the inside of my dogs arse are more respectable
Submitted by Habib <sunless_sky.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-11-04 07:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmmm... I can see a guy who would visualise his worst death as being run over by a Ferrari. Whoever wrote that shit needs to actually meet a wog, not just judge 'em off how much Pizza he watches.
Without wogs, there would be no Pizza, and that alone is worth praising them for.
To show you another culture that could whip your bitch-ass-
Doma mai, bitch.
PS, if you ever actually meet some wogs, post something about the service in the Emergency Ward.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-12 11:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fully_Sick_Mate <this_is_fake.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-08 19:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
theres nothing worng with wogs.
its all the fully sick wogs who bash people for nothing, there the faggots,
your right melbourne is swarmed with fully fully's
Submitted by nan03 (user info) at 2004-07-28 05:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck are all you motherfuckers saying, i'm greeke and to tell you the truth there is only about 1% of the greekes in Australia that act like that. First, (lets get the facts right) if it wasn't for wogs Australia would be part of Asia, do you guys know menzaes (former primnister) he said populate or perish, meaning get some people or become a fucken gooke. (that was in the 50's when Australia had a population of about 10 million people and the Japs were taking over countries) Second when i see a hotted up car (wether it is a Wrx or not) my mouth drops to the floor cause it looks good, sounds good and goes fast. Then, not only 3/4 of the motherfucked cockjokie english laungage is fucken greeke (yeh sit on that and rotate fuck wad) but 3/4 of the Australian population is wog. to conclude this piece of shit nonsense, do you know what wogs stand for????????
WIZARDS
OF
GREAT
SEX
God loved us so much that he gave as somthing you fucken pomes cant have (and that is'nt someelses land)
A BIG MOTHETRFUCKEN COCK
SO THINK TWICE WHEN DISING WOGS CAUSE THEY MIGHT JUST KILL YOU.
PS (LIKE THAT MOTHERFUCK WOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY THAT TO A WOG CAUSE HE KNOWS HE WOULD GET HIS FACE KICKED IN)
Submitted by Maggs=Fag at 2004-06-23 02:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a tool. I'm not even a wog and I think you're pathetic. We all know you're full of shit Maggs, you wouldn't have the balls to say any of that shit to a Wog, you'd get snotted.
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-06-20 21:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We have the same thing here (Cairns, QLD)
The sad thing is we have wannabe wogs too.
Sick mate, sick. Subwoofa.
Submitted by bone (user info) at 2004-06-20 21:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have many greek and italian friends but some of the shit that wogs do makes me laugh my ass off!!!
Melb has the wogiest wogs in the world!!! Many of which have never been to europe but still speak with a very heavy euro accent!! I asked one of my italian friends why this is so? She said that these idiots have no idea what real greeks and italians act like so they act like wankers in an attempt to be "true to their wog heritage maaaateee!!".. Not all of the men in europe are gentlemen but they're not greese-balls like many of the wogs in Australia act like!!!
Yes greeks were the founders of MANY things! But for the last 1500 years they've had the gearstick of their FULL SICK WRX's in fuckin reverse!!! You wogs say that you are the ancestors of great men?? -then fuckin act like it and stop being wankers that can't string a sentense together!!!
Bone
P.S. WOGS are the tuffest guys in the WHOLE WORLD MATE!!! -it's not their fault they still cry when their mothers yell at them!!!!
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-06-07 12:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PennyZcooL (user info) at 2004-06-05 23:53:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
all u lil pricks writn shit bout wogs.... let me tell yah sumthn, ur probably drunk or somthn
honey, u should be privleged to have wogs around yah that can teach yah everything, n ur sayn all this load of crap like wogs are bad n are predictable... there not. n like ur complainin wen u should be thankn greeks, if greeks werent here no1 would know or even here the words, chemisty, telephone, philosophy, democracy or even mythology. practicly tha whole fukn dictionary is based on greek words n wat r u doin.... dissn them, well that aint accepted and its dissmissed. when tha greeks wer inventn all of this shit, where wer youse... trying figure out wat the souvlaki was n now a souvlaki is even in ur own redrooster!, and known world wide ....... and even this.. wer would we be today if the greeks hadnt invented the olympics ha...
think b4 u say anything coz u should be on yah fukn knees kissn my feet....
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I hope this is a joke. I really do. To all of you who don't know what a Wog is: the above is the epitome of Wog.
Badass.
Submitted by steph at 2004-06-06 03:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ay dikhedz..... fukn trihardz u shuld hav fukn more respect 2wardz us b4 u get
a fukn brik shuved up ur fukn asses
molez.. get ur fukn mole patrol n shuv them up ur fukn ass
fukn ugli kuntz get ova urselfz molez
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-06 00:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What's with all the Random Joe reviews?
Submitted by PennyZcooL (user info) at 2004-06-05 23:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
all u lil pricks writn shit bout wogs.... let me tell yah sumthn, ur probably drunk or somthn
honey, u should be privleged to have wogs around yah that can teach yah everything, n ur sayn all this load of crap like wogs are bad n are predictable... there not. n like ur complainin wen u should be thankn greeks, if greeks werent here no1 would know or even here the words, chemisty, telephone, philosophy, democracy or even mythology. practicly tha whole fukn dictionary is based on greek words n wat r u doin.... dissn them, well that aint accepted and its dissmissed. when tha greeks wer inventn all of this shit, where wer youse... trying figure out wat the souvlaki was n now a souvlaki is even in ur own redrooster!, and known world wide ....... and even this.. wer would we be today if the greeks hadnt invented the olympics ha...
think b4 u say anything coz u should be on yah fukn knees kissn my feet....
Submitted by SacredHeart (user info) at 2004-06-04 08:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Around here we call them "Nopi's". I hate em with a passion.
Submitted by italian styles at 2004-06-04 07:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All u skips can go get fuked ur just jelous dat us wogs agian afford our cars and jewellery ....and ur also jelous coz us wogs have styln and class ...alll u skips have is a trailer 4 a house becoz ur 2 fuken lazy to get jobs......dont hate on us wogs becoz u have no class..
FUKEN MOLEZZZZZZ
Submitted by MaZa at 2004-06-04 07:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
omg man all of yaz r fuken wrong!!!
wogs fuken kick asses.. and all of yaz r saying all this shit bout them cause all u ppl just want to be like us!.. but if u ppl were wogs u wouldn't say shit.. so before u say anything bout them shut up n think about what ur saying!..
and by the way.. u should be thanking the greeks.. cause when we were writing Philosophy all u others were sitting down scratching ya asses!
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all u fuken cock sukaz betta fuken watch ya bakz!!!!!
Submitted by steph at 2004-06-04 07:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fukn molez.... how dare u fukn say that shit u fukn tryhardz
get tha fuk ova urselves dikheds
just ur fukn skipz n pomz n ur all fukn ugli n u cant get none dunt
fukn bag us... FUKN MOLLLLLLLLEEEEEEZZ
Submitted by MaZa <-> at 2004-06-04 07:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg man all of yaz r fuken wrong!!!
wogs fuken kick asses.. and all of yaz r saying all this shit bout them cause all u ppl just want to be like us!.. but if u ppl were wogs u wouldn't say shit.. so before u say anything bout them shut up n think about what ur saying!..
and by the way.. u should be thanking the greeks.. cause when we were writing Philosophy all u others were sitting down scratching ya asses!
Submitted by () <<>> at 2004-05-28 07:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Although, I guess our cities wouldn't be the same without the riced-up cars and fuckwit wogs behind the wheel.
For example, I nearly got run over by some stupid wog driving a hideous fluro pink '86 Commodore while crossing at the traffic lights today (they were showing a red light for traffic and the green man for pedestrians).
Submitted by () <<>> at 2004-05-28 06:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep. Wogs suck arse.
They friggin come to this country and then call themselves Greeks or Turks or Italians. Oh no, they can't be Australians now. If they can't be Australians, they should move back to bloody Italy or wherever-the-hell-they-came-from and see how they like it there.
The fucking dickheads are a waste of our air.
Submitted by JayJay <a.at.asdf.com> at 2004-05-28 05:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For starters let me tell you that I don't actually mind wogs all that much, most of them are pretty decent people. However Ive gotta tell you that I have never been so fucking pissed off in my entire life than on Monday the 24th, when Australia vs Turkey soccer match was played in Melbourne. The Turkish fans probably outnumbered te Aussie fans 4 or 5 to 1. What is wrong with these cunts? Can't they remember that most of them left Turkey to indulge themselves in our great land and escape the oppression of living in a shitheap like Turkey? So why force "Turkey is the best thing ever" down their children's throats? Surely the children might even have half a brain to think hey, why do I love the country that my parents' had to, or chose to leave? GRRRRR, my ancestors are from England and Ireland, which country do you think I would enjoy Australia beating on the sports field, England and Ireland of course (but only after Turkey now.)
Aside from all of that Ali G is a pissa and Guido was pretty damn funny as well. Even the 'wogboy' is funny. It's really part of our culture, but I just think these fuckers should remember they are part of our culture now, and if they can't come to grips with that, fuck off to Turkey...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-27 08:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah you've got to pick your fucking club carefully these days. Wogs EVERYWHERE and they're as aggressive the 'african americans' are in america, same floppy hands and don't forget the visors
I was talking to this wog at school and he reckons they're so corrupt when it comes to giving each other free stuff. Free mcdonalds/food/alcohol in shops, wog cops go easy, etc :P
(good source of weed though ;) )
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-05-25 00:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I know exactly what you're on about.
At my TAFE all they do is hang about the cafeteria leaning on the pool tables. God forbid you ever want to play.
Don't even get me started on an average night out in Melbourne
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-05-24 21:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
True... Wogs do seem to have their own dialect of English, although Ebonics is probably the biggest insult to the English language. And Wogs can't rap. If they're not trying to rap, they're immersed in their own heritage, which is great if old Greek heritage included hotted-up Toranas.
As far as hip-hop goes, I don't like a lot of it, but I like TZU. They're from Melbourne and they were really impressive at Falls last summer.
But yeah, Wogs are crap.
Badass.
Submitted by MrCoffee (user info) at 2004-05-24 21:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ya know WOG actualy stands for Western oriental gentleman?
here in sydney we've got out fair share of wogs, tho nothing on melbourne.
Yanks wouldnt find this funny becasue they've never heard the "stupid-wog-accent" it realy is a language in its own. whats even funnyer than the subwooofar maaate (thats so heavy it reduces the fully sick car to the performance of a 1973 toyota corolla) is that they all think they can rap.
Australian hip-hop is just the worst thing ever to come across my ears. its SO PAINFULY BAD there really is no other comparison to audiable torture i can think of. these guys think theyre black american but the sad fact is that theyre just morons
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-05-24 20:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These cars you speak of, do they have any performance mods, or are they just riced out?
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-05-24 20:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-24 09:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would LOVE to run across some of those guys, sounds funny
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-05-24 09:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
'Solid!', 'Wicked', 'Safe!', 'Class!' = I approve/exclamation of delight
Mind you those were all went through being the "in" slang at school at various points in the past decade or so.
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-05-24 09:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-05-24 08:08:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont understand why this is funny
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Are you American? If so, then a Wog is like a Wigga, only worse. Much worse. If you're English, then a Wog is like a Chav, a Greek Chav. But, you really need to be Australian to fully understand what a Wog is like. It's hard to find a comparison, it really is.
Badass.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-05-24 08:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont understand why this is funny
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-05-24 08:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nobb - New Zealand is the land of the wrong white crowd.
Submitted by Irazy (user info) at 2004-05-24 07:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
kiwis?
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-05-24 07:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Wog's are really only in Aussie. You Aussie's amuse me. GO KIWI!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-24 07:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That fucking 'Guido' guy... just the accent makes my head hurt.
Submitted by Goulash (user info) at 2004-05-24 06:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Wogs. i agree with all.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-24 06:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fat pizza rulz
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-05-24 06:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-24 05:52:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Twat...you ruined it. Australian plates only have 6 characters. 4-D-B-A-B-E-S = 7
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Are you suggesting that I made this shit up? I wish I had - unfortunately, there are people out there that do act like this. It scares me, as it should everyone.
I live in Canberra. ACT custom plates can have 7 characters, and I'm pretty sure that applies to the rest of Australia as well.
Better luck next time mate.
Badass.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-24 05:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Twat...you ruined it. Australian plates only have 6 characters. 4-D-B-A-B-E-S = 7
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-24 05:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sympathise with you.
Submitted by funk_boy <funkster_boy.at.yahoo.co.uk> at 2004-05-24 05:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chavs.....
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
Submitted by JewdoMaster (user info) at 2004-05-24 04:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In England, they're just as bad. We call them Chavs.
CHeltenham AVerage.
In Scotland they're called Neds:
Non-Educated-Delinquents.
In New Zealand they're called Wiggers:
White Niggers.
The only three places I've been long enough to pick up slang. Chavs, spread the word.
Back home, in the UK, they even have thier own little language. We call it Chavvspeek. They call each other 'Dan', possibly because they're all from one family, or some black-belt reference. Any money is 'dollar, yo' despite the fact we use GB Pounds.
'Innit' = Is that not so?
'Solid!', 'Wicked', 'Safe!', 'Class!' = I approve/exclamation of delight.
'Foock' = Fuck
'Sowndz' = Music/speaker system.
etc.
Chavs, spread the word. Homegrown slang taking on the World.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-05-24 04:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*smirks* its so nice to see politcal in-correctness making a come back.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-05-24 04:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, dre... youse fuckin' know the wogsh...
Submitted by skippythebushkangaroo <fake.at.email.adress> at 2004-05-24 04:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I sympathise, one of my mates is a wog through and through. His dad owns a pizza shop, has the best car for anyone our age (18) and a pretty decked out stereo. Plus he actually downloaded all the songs from Fat Pizza the movie and plays them cranked up through town. I avoid going to town with him whenever possible. :)
Submitted by hacksawfonnix (user info) at 2004-05-24 04:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maf-ya mate maf-ee-yaaa. You had better shut your mouth or i'll get the mafia on to yoooooo.
Goddamn eyetalians.