T. Money: Around my block in 3 hours (676 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.05 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nigga (View user info) at 2004-05-24 08:28:15 EDT
This white muh fucka Jewtoast thinks he's the only big shot that gets to go around the world. Well check this shit. T. Money can travel too.
T. Money had his Escalade impounded cuz the white man's trying to hold me down. That and I ain't make my payments. So T. Money had to do some quick thinkin' like a real nigga does. Here's how t. money's day went.
I was chillin' at my house and I was all like "Aw damn, I hungry and I aint got no damn money. I gotsta go get me sumtin to eat. I gots the munches cuz of all this weed". So when I walked outside my house I saw this white bitch driving a old Cadillac. T. Money likes Cadillacs, especially 80's models. I carjacked her and shot that bitch dead on the street. I took her car to the sto' to buy me some cheetos, some koolaid, and some chicken wangs.
Aight I'm just playin'.. I didn't buy that shit.
I stole it.
After that T. money realized I was out of coke so I went and bought some.
I snorted it on my way to my crib.
Then them sumbitch policemen were outside my house waitin' on me. I got my ass arrested.
T. Money got some advice. Don't kill no white bitches in front of yo' house and then take their car.
I'm out. PEACE.
T. money
User Reviews
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep it real, dawg.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-28 17:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just wondering..
Was that a big ass field you drove through? Or did you drive through houses?
Also, +2 for "STO'"
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-27 00:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-26 16:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I know why Fayetteville, NC was rated the 9th worst crime city in America even though there are hundreds that are more populated. Keep on cappin' white bitches, but next time get pictures.
Submitted by bustaroge (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i always count on my man t. money keepin it real
its jus a day in the life playa
Submitted by mizuchoudai (user info) at 2004-05-25 12:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Humor is so hard to find up in here.
People be gettin' loud and all up in someone's grill all the time...
You gots it T Money.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-05-24 17:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-24 16:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep on keepin it real, nigga. Fuck them bitches and pigs.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-05-24 16:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't even give a shit if this stuff isn't real anymo'.
Submitted by kerthwap (user info) at 2004-05-24 16:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well aren't you just "GTA Vice City?"
Put the game down and learn English!
Submitted by Irazy (user info) at 2004-05-24 12:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree with koolmang
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read it, just looking at the unemployed fool who posted it was enough to reach a verdict.
Submitted by Trishtopher (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay, that was actually funny...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-24 10:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How is this a 1.75???
Oh yeah, cause it's funny.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-24 10:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they aint no museums in da hood bitch.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-05-24 09:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chicken wangs... yuuuuuuuummmm
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 09:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God, this just gets better and better.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-24 09:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad somebody is keeping it real.
Fucking honkeys...
Submitted by hacksawfonnix (user info) at 2004-05-24 09:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-05-24 08:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Slightly less amusing than Boonana McDamm
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-24 08:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if poultry penis tastes like chicken wangs, then t. money will try it
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-05-24 08:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you often eat poultry penis?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-24 08:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You didn't stop at the museum?