Meet my Hot Young Wife (4960 hits)
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Submitted by JewToast (View user info) at 2004-05-24 11:32:42 EDT
Fuck yeah she's only 15, but man can she tame the snake, if ya know what I mean.
Too bad useless jerks like you won't ever be able to get a chick like this.
Hahahahahaha, What's that you say? The cops will throw my ass in the slammer?
Ha I bought the cops back in '79.
I am a bigshot Lawyer man. When will you realize this?
I do
When you become a powerful player in the corporate world, you can do things like this on a whim. Too bad you'll never know what it's like, but let me tell you, its fucking wonderful. what I want when I want and use jerks like you as my pawns
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Submitted by boringwhiteboy (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
15? Oh well if she looks like taht i would fuck her and let her suck my dick. I would do this 15 year old in the ass with no lube so she would remeber me. Yeah I am apervert. Any man who says he would not fuck a 15 year old that looks like this is either gay, her dad or lying.
Submitted by Staccers (user info) at 2004-05-25 03:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You stupid bastards, NO FUCKING SHIT its photoshopped! I cut and posted that reply from what some dumbass wrote on a previous post. Its satirical from what a dumb cunt wrote earlier.
You bunch of stupid fucks.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-24 20:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she's definitely a "DOUGHNUT HOLDER".....and any man worth his weight in Turkey Pot Pies will you tell you....you NEVER marry one of those.
Submitted by lilbill87 (user info) at 2004-05-24 19:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, I dont' care if he photoshopped it or not,..but that chick is hot...extremly hot, anyone know where she lives haha
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-05-24 18:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-05-24 17:42:52 (#)
Ranking: 1
actually out of all the random pics (and accompanying text) you've posted I have to say this was the first one that really amused me.. Can't think why but it did, so you get a +1.
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Take that real JewToast, whoever you may be
No one beats Habeeb
I take your gimmicks and shannigans to the next level
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-05-24 17:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
actually out of all the random pics (and accompanying text) you've posted I have to say this was the first one that really amused me.. Can't think why but it did, so you get a +1.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-05-24 17:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:34:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
She's too hi-res for you.
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That's the best comment I've seen here in weeks.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-05-24 17:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Staccers (user info) at 2004-05-24 16:20:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
From a professional webdesigner's point of view:
It is so obviously photoshopped.
Proof:
The face is EXACTLY the same one in your "proof" post. You just copied the face and pasted it in the place of someone else's face.
The color tone of your skin matches nothing else in the picture.
Around the "collar" of the shirt, there are visible differences in pixellation, when magnified.
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You, sir, are a FUCKING POSER!
Good job, you copied and pasted my reply.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-24 17:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the retard who is a "professional graphic designer" .....any dumb shit could tell this was photoshopped.......and poorly.......the background from the guys pace is covering part of the chicks face
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-24 16:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK Starr Jones. This is getting more and more boring with every lame attempt you make.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-05-24 16:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no shit sherlock
no shit
Jesus Christ
GO SOX WOO!!!
Submitted by Staccers (user info) at 2004-05-24 16:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
From a professional webdesigner's point of view:
It is so obviously photoshopped.
Proof:
The face is EXACTLY the same one in your "proof" post. You just copied the face and pasted it in the place of someone else's face.
The color tone of your skin matches nothing else in the picture.
Around the "collar" of the shirt, there are visible differences in pixellation, when magnified.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-24 16:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She's cute...
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-05-24 15:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You made me laugh. For that you get a two.
And that bitch ain't that hot.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-24 14:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jewtoast is my father
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-24 13:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i laughed...
so sue me!
Submitted by Irazy (user info) at 2004-05-24 12:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is why the internet is scary
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-24 12:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i don't know where you got my prom picture but nice try...
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-24 12:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JewToast is a godamn perv.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-05-24 12:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:34:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
She's too hi-res for you.
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bwhahahahaha
Submitted by noonelikesyou (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow that old guy can get a chick like that I need to get me some of that lmfao
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice comb-over!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You dumb bastard.
Submitted by Brutus_Magee (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:37:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Brutus Magee and Habeeb Thomas posting twice in the same day? Isn't that against the rules? Should I contact someone?
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You best not be contactin no one
Theres a flaming zebra in it if you keep your mouth shut
GO SOX WOO!!!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure this has been photosh..
Nope, my mistake.
I want to see her mutation
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Brutus Magee and Habeeb Thomas posting twice in the same day? Isn't that against the rules? Should I contact someone?
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i dumped her because her pussy was too small to handle my dick.
i hope you like it.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She's too hi-res for you.
Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This man is an imposter. How dare you besmirch the name that is Jewtoast. I will sue you for defamation of character, and I never lose.
But that bitch is hot.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-24 11:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THATS MY SISTER!