Can God Play Basketball? (506 hits)
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Submitted by Stratovarius <wuhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-24 18:10:37 EDT
Can god play basketball?
Ask a religious person this...
If god is omnipresent (everywhere) then that means he can't play basketball, right?
Or football, or just about any sport with an out-of-bounds line. Think about it. If god is everywhere at once, then he's always offsides and out-of-bounds.
Eh?
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Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33597#552385
Submitted by irazy <irazy36> at 2004-05-25 02:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
so close....so close....
Submitted by layney (user info) at 2004-05-24 20:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me likey
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-24 20:39:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-05-24 20:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Almost funny, with the key word being almost.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-24 20:26:34 EDT (#)
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he'd be a winger.......and probably like that No-passing-stick-hacking-slower-than-a-sloth-on-Niquil............... AlwaysAmericanEagle
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 19:42:22 EDT (#)
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God cannot play basketball.
I cannot play basketball.
Therefore, I am God.
It works if you use the same level of intelligence as this post.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-24 19:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-24 18:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Simply terrible. A brand new low for Uber, thank you.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2004-05-24 18:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If God played basketball, he'd be in the form of a person, like Jesus.
Seriously, you're freakin' stupid. And so is this post.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-05-24 18:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i bet he's good at ping-pong and the like though
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-05-24 18:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It just means he can't play well.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-24 18:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Angels can play basketball
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27747
"Post B"
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-24 18:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe