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Rating: -1.33 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by sean schulte <kevinschulte16.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-25 03:05:27 EDT


I suck and I couldn't think of anything good to add to this site so here is some stupid shit.

what would a toilet look like if we had lobsters for hands?

you can change your name you can move to nebraska but youll NEVER get rid of that memory

you can take our wives and burn our children defile our land and rape our daughters but...oh wait can I start over?

you dont know me!...wait grandma?

you cant make that claim, your in no position....wait grandma?

Id like to give a yell out to all my buddies but I dont want to have anything to do with them

'If they knee you where it counts hit you with a hammer and leave you for dead dont get up or theyll crack your head like a ripe mellon'_grannies only advice

I know I suck, but perhaps one of these made you smile.


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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-05-25 03:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Well.........

The lobsters thing was ok, I guess......

*scratching head*




What in the blue fuck did I just read?

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-25 03:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Can't blame you for false advertising.

Submitted by NAKEDMAMMAL (user info) at 2004-05-25 03:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit Sean - i sure hope you don't have a problem with getting sodomised with a brick, 'cos it's sure gonna suck not having an anus left.

Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-05-25 03:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMFG IM A STUPID FUCK BUT ILL PUT SOMETHING ON THE NET SO SOMEONE WILL READ IT WHADDYA THINK LOL!!!!11.

Die.

Badass.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-25 03:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's becoming so clear to me now... I see.... I see....

...several -2s in your future, with a chance of degrading comments.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-05-25 03:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

On the downside, none of these made me smile.

On the upshot, however, they DID make me hate you.


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