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Out of My Body (778 hits)

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Rating: -0.15 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LacyFace16<lacyface16.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-25 09:24:16 EDT



So I had my first out of body experience. It was strange to say the least. We were only kissing at the time and i felt this sudden rush that started from my feet and went up my whole body. It was so overwhelming I had to turn away for a second to compose myself. I kind of giggled but in an almost nervous manner because I actually felt a bit of nausea come on. I didn't want him to know because I didn't want him to think he makes me sick. It was like pleasure and pain at the same time. But i can't even tell you...it was like I was outside of my body and inside of my body at the same time. Like completely inside though. Not just regular feeling but heightened senses. Like peaking when you're on exctacy. I'm convinced it's due to a sudden release of endorphins or some other chemical reaction. It was completely wonderful and terrifying at the same time. And it was like we connected on a totally new level. I've never felt that way before. And even afterward when we were just laying there. I went to touch his hand and everything felt so much more sensitive. I got up to go to the bathroom and I felt dizzy while I was walking. It was insane! Needless to say it made us much closer.

Then I noticed he was having trouble sleeping. I asked him what was wrong and he said he felt nauseas. He said he had felt that way during sex but didn't want to tell me for fear that I would be offended. And he continued to describe to me the exact experience I had just had. We went through the exact same thing together.

Is that crazy? If anything, it is at the very least...unforgettable.


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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-18 12:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You should see what just came out of MY body.

Submitted by reallybored at 2004-06-18 12:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow that new boyfriend must have made you cum. You just had your first orgasm. I know when we were going out I told you that orgasms were just a myth, but I guess you figured it out. I still have never given a girl an orgasm, maybe it's because my dick is too small, maybe because I nut in 6 seconds, or maybe becuase I'm a fucking fag that can't get excited enough to be with a woman because I'm too busy showing my ass to everyone on Ubersite and fucking my frat brothers in the ass. So what if I'm gay. I love man ass!!!!!!!

reallybored

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that may be something called an "orgasm".


Submitted by Y3D (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It just means you are going to die....

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They were trying that Mutual Autoerotic Asphyxiation shit...

Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-25 12:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-25 12:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Love always gets a +1. I am so jealous :-).
now, if tweo months later you both still get nauseaus (sorry)
i would see a doctor... could be something medical.

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-25 12:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Im gonna say reading about my EXs new sex stories on ubersite was not exactly what i planned on doing today.

Submitted by bravo_foxtrot (user info) at 2004-05-25 11:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was waiting to see the words pee-pee and boobie appear....

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-25 11:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

LIEK TOTALLY!

Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-05-25 11:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Were you choking each other during the act?
That'll do it sometimes...

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-05-25 11:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well Erika it's pretty word for word.

But read it anyway b/c there was other stuff in there too.

:-)

And send me a long one back!

-Michelle

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-05-25 11:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awww, Michelle. I'm so happy for you! I actually haven't read the email yet - I just saw that you said it was an email to me. Hurts so good.

:-)
Phoenix

Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And like we kissed, and like OMG!!!1 Like he was soooo CUTE!

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

did he spank you?

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

bollox

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm fine. The weather here has finally started to really take off into the hot season. I sat here all day with a thin, greasy sweat making everything stick to me. I hate summer in the middle east. 3rd one here. I am ready to come home. 4 more months and I will be able to.

Yes, I've experienced something like that, too.

No more fumbling. Only someone who has learned you well enough to hit every button exactly the right way, and who you trust completely. Be careful with this one, you may not escape to be single again. ;)

You're getting nasty comments because it looks like a 16 year old wrote it, with all the fragments.
Just be more careful next time, and email it to more people.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"wow. some grumpy people in the AM.

god forbid anyone have a meaningful experience or find some happiness in a sexual activity that isn't just screwing."

It just wasn't well presented, which gave it an overall feeling of dreck.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I still say +1 for love.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, I told you I was proud, did I not?

Submitted by Big_Poppa_Tom (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

What the fuck is the heart for?

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Monty! I hope you are doing alright over there!

yeah it was quickly posted. It was actually an email i sent to Erika and then i was like hey i'll just copy and paste it real quick to get some other opinions to see if people actually had the same experience I did. Didn't quite expect to be blasted for it but such as life.



Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This makes the baby Jeebus cry too.

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow. some grumpy people in the AM.

god forbid anyone have a meaningful experience or find some happiness in a sexual activity that isn't just screwing.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 despite some of the errors in the post, and the poor format.

I envy you. I wish I could feel that way again.

the +2 is for good memories. I hope it continues to happen for you.



Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-25 09:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Congratulations, you've graduated from fucking for sport to what I can only guess is what you now consider making love. I'm so proud.

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-05-25 09:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i dont have enough time at work to make these great stories. i only have like short spurts of time here and there.

it took me about 35 minutes alone just to be able to get that out!

:-)

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-25 09:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-05-25 09:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah.. it happens.. make a better story out of it though.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-25 09:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Aw. That's cute. +1 for love!

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-05-25 09:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

may be. but it really happened.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-05-25 09:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh my God this is the gayest thing I've ever seen


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