Kill Bill : The biggest anti-climax of the year. (475 hits)
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Submitted by <v_charrot91.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-25 10:07:13 EDT
This film lacked the spark of any good movie. What the spark is, I can't put my finger on, but I certainly know that it's not a 'sexy', as many people have described her as (But to which i totally disagree), Uma Thurman slashing a bunch of oriental people. Quentin Tarantino made the grave mistake of making this a whole action packed film, with hardly any talk included, and thinking that the viewers would buy this. No.
I mean, don't get me wrong. Quentin Tarantino, he's a great guy and has made one fucking huge human error. But, the rest of his films make up for that. People gave up their hopes, as many foolish and naive people have done in the past. Look at the Harry Potter series. I need say no more.
Anyway, back on the track : The only decent part of this film was the fact that a cartoon was put into it. But even that was kinda crap, due to it dragging out for about 15-20 minutes and that everytime some guy was stabbed, a fountain of blood projected from the wound.
Also, one last thing ; When that chinese or japanese girl, I can't remember what origin they were, got her scalp sliced off at the end and then gave a lecture about a load of shit before she fell to the ground realy pissed me off.
This post may be crap but alas...I couldn't give a monkey's bollock. That's right, bollock.
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Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cause u suck
Submitted by Ccenzo (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Exactly.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked Volume 1 except for the animi part which was just a bit too strange.
Vol. 2 is a much better film, the coffin scene alone makes the film worth seeing. Wasn't too sure on the ending though as I didn't think the "5 paces" was relevant.
So to wrap up, Kill Bill is an ok film but it doesn't come close to touching Pulp Fiction.
Submitted by mizuchoudai (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm always curious about the people
who read my posts and comment. I admit I
like to see what they've written. See if I'm
in the midst of greatness.
Nope. None here.
Submitted by Ccenzo (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eh, shut up.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I saw a film, there was something about it, you know, kind of not right like.
Know what i mean?
Submitted by Ccenzo (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was supposed to be for effect. Ok, so I fucked up.
Submitted by Big_Poppa_Tom (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:13:38 EDT (#)
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Quentin Tarantino is a fucking uber queer
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What kind of illogic writing is that ?? (example among many: I mean, don't get me wrong. Quentin Tarantino, he's a great guy and has made one fucking huge human error.)
Submitted by hacksawfonnix (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think the main thing you are forgetting is that the piece of shit who made this movie is getting people to pay for 2 cinema tickets for 1 plot. There are 4 hour movies out there, people do sit through them. What is to stop a dozen other directors to split their movies and double dip.
Submitted by jeeves (user info) at 2004-05-25 10:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You should watch movies when they come out and not be the guy who wants to talk about it a year late.