the pain II or how bad is shit really? (289 hits)
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Submitted by <hafguitarist6767.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-25 13:01:49 EDT
As some of you may remember a few months back i pierced my lip with a safety pin. In the time since than I've gotten a job that requires me NOT to have facial piercings, so of course im now required to go to the store and buy one of those clear retainers so that it my hole won't close (cause believe me the pain i went through doing this was so bad i never wanna do it again.)
Alright this post is going along rather boring sorry
Long story short I keep losing the damn things! I mean shit they're so small! So anyways the other day at work, just after I'd paid five bucks for another one, I was really hot and decided on some soda to cool me down.
"oh yea fill that mr pibb baby fill it right up." I thought to myself.
Chug chug chug chu-wha what the hell??!?!? My lip feels weird! Oh shit wheres my- oh FUCK I swallowed the damn thing yup swallowed like traci lords. shit now ive gotta buy another one thats the 6th one! Shit another five bucks! Unless.... No I couldn't, could I? Could I wait take a dump and than retrive it sterilize the shit (no pun intended) outta it? what do you think uber is it worth it for 5 bucks or am i just to cheap for my own damn good?
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:02:37 EDT (#)
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Use a fishing lure. You would be the only kid on the block with a Mister Twister hanging from your face.
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:25:58 EDT (#)
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try fishing line, its like 5 dollars for an entire football field worth of fiberglass string
seriously it works but as for aesthetics...you'll have to decide for yourself
Submitted by hafguitarist6767 (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:15:24 EDT (#)
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dude I gotta admit thats kinda good lol
I really set myself up for that one and didn't even see it coming lol
yea yea I didnt see it comming cause it was in my mouth I know
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:04:54 EDT (#)
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What you're saying is that you are constantly looking for somethign to fill your "hole", and you swallow like Traci Lords?