9/11 Was Just A Warm Up (6625 hits)
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Submitted by Al Queda <jenny_girly_2004.at.yahoo.ca> (View user info) at 2004-05-25 13:06:32 EDT
Let me start by saying: America is a fucking joke. In every way, America represents exactly what is wrong with this planet. It's the home of feverous patriotism (and look how proud your soldiers are of the US--look at how indebted the world feels towards you for all those civiliians you killed in the name of WMD) it's the birth place of consume and waste, it's the shithole center of the universe, loaded with around 270 million of the dumbest cunts ever to be born.
Here's proof: AOL.
Want some more? McDonalds, Nike, Levi Strauss, GAP, AMerican Idol...the list is long.
Canada puts together the Kyoto accord, gets 80 percent of the world's leaders to sign on, and then Bush comes along...
'Environment? who the fuck gives a shit about the environment--I just want my fellow americans to feel secure while bathing in their gasoline baths, driving fuel guzzling SUV's in the city. Hell, I'm going after Alaska too'
And as of now, it looks like all that hard work is going down the drain. Not like Yanks haven't done this before, after WW2 we had around 60 years of wonderful international relations--then comes Bush.
Enough said about that one. But really america--isn't it ironic that the war that Bush is now trying to get away from (to save his skydiving approval ratings) requires the UN's help--and yet to start it, all it took was one dumb motherfucker president telling the UN that he would do whatever he could to protect american lives?
Man, he's a great liar, or maybe americans are just the fucking dumbest cunts alive. I'm torn on this one--I was in Vegas with my boyfriend not to long ago, it was fun until we got off the airplane. We travelled Europe previously and found most americans to be lonely and uunliked (that's putting it nice) why would the world hate americans so much? Americans answer like this: they are jealous.
Jealous? Really?
After two days in Vegas, after meeting the rudest people I have ever met, after being in the dirtiest country that I have ever seen, we left. 8 Days early.
We went home to Vancouver. Don't worry stupid yankees--we won't be coming back. We already boycot anything that bears a Made in America tag, and refuse to invest in companies that deal with American mega corporations. Not only us are doing this--everyone we know.
America is rotting from the inside. I don't think there is anything that can be done about it, except to let you fall from your pedestal. The rest of the world seems to get on just fine, so good riddance america.
Here's a pic that makes me smile everytime I see it.
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-01 19:25:01 EDT (#)
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+2 for the shitstorm you brewed, and because idiots didn't realize you were blatantly trolling.
Submitted by Stressedexonian (user info) at 2004-06-01 17:08:54 EDT (#)
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First of all, if you want americans to agree with you, you shouldn't start out by saying everything that is wrong with America. I agree that bush has royally screwed America, and I hope that he wont be allowed to do it again. The reason he might: because there are indeed an alarming number of incredibly stupid people in America.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-01 00:02:58 EDT (#)
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I was thinking of braiding my pubic hair.
Submitted by Parker (user info) at 2004-05-31 23:50:24 EDT (#)
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"the Bushes have fucked america."
...as if "the Bushes" have any significant bearing on "america" as an entity. You're ignorant if you think that. Maybe America's citizens aren't perfect, same as any other country, but murdering civilians isn't gonna solve a damn thing, only make things worse, as we have all witnessed.
Submitted by hinkle (user info) at 2004-05-31 23:40:58 EDT (#)
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"You spelled Al Qaeda wrong, moron."
It's pretty near impossible to misspell something that is from a language that uses a writing system that is not our own. It's only a transliteration. The most common one in the United States, sure, but merely a transliteration nonetheless. If you're going to complain about misspellings, at least be intelligent enough to realize that words not natively written with our alphabet do not have a fixed spelling with our alphabet.
Ever wondered why the holy book of Islam is sometimes spelt "Koran" but other times spelt "Qur'an"?
Submitted by insanedoc (user info) at 2004-05-31 19:08:53 EDT (#)
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I love the pic! It makes me smile too! Also i have to agree with peyotesands, the Bushes have fucked america.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-31 18:48:45 EDT (#)
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You spelled Al Qaeda wrong, moron.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-05-31 17:19:40 EDT (#)
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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on comes to mind, but i'm sure your ride a penguin or some shit in canada (notice the uncapitalized spelling; that's cuz canada isn't a real place).
I drive a gas guzzling SUV, work in an industry that doesn't really contribute anything (retail), carry a gun (springfield 1911) and fuck my wife (only when she lets me). I could give a rats ass what some stupid fuck from another country thinks of me.
Wonder why there hasn't been any terrorism in canada...oh yeah, cuz there ain't a fucking thing worth two shits there.
Oh yeah, fuck micheal j fox, anne murray, and bryan adams too, you canadian bacon fuck.
Submitted by jumbleman (user info) at 2004-05-31 14:04:14 EDT (#)
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gee, that's nice.
Submitted by peyotesands (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:45:01 EDT (#)
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I lost my patriotism thanks to George HW Bush, and the second George Bush buried it.
Submitted by jakemadison (user info) at 2004-05-31 06:18:07 EDT (#)
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p.s.
yayvancouvercauseilivetheretoo.
Submitted by jakemadison (user info) at 2004-05-31 06:14:19 EDT (#)
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(whatthehellwheres mycomment. ohwellagainiguess..?)
dudeyoushouldtotally likecheckdasjapanshit.
withallthatfirebombing oftokyoandallthat.
itsalllike letskill100,000people inonenightandshit.
andafterawhileofgettingtiredofthatmaybe..
letsdropanuke onthosefuckstoo.
jm.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-31 06:06:42 EDT (#)
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dude youshould liketotally checkout da-number wedid onthat likejapanshit
withthefirebombing andallwhynot.
itsalllike heyletskill100,000peopleinonenight. butthenafterafewmonths letslikedropanukeonthosefucks.
yahbitch.
jm.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-31 00:52:35 EDT (#)
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Like OMG WTF u r like so sick dude. Like 3000 peoples died in thurr and u r like making fun of them, Thats like so not cool dude, Like america does sux major ballz but like that pic is so whack dude. U r fucked up.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-31 00:47:53 EDT (#)
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FUCKING NOOBS TAKE THIS -2 AND FUCKING CHOKE ON IT!
Submitted by cheg at 2004-05-30 23:27:06 EDT (#)
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it was good until the picture. canadian or not, 3000 people randomly being murdered shouldnt be a laughing matter.
Submitted by DarkWraith (user info) at 2004-05-30 22:52:44 EDT (#)
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As amusing as this was, it really has no point. Your canadian. You came from the french. Just piss your pants like those who you came from and leave us important nations alone.
Quite frankly, I like Bush. Because I AM one of those arrogant, asshole americans (or USA dwellers, if you dont like us calling ourselves american). I like how my nation burns fuel like it grows on trees. I like how we spend money on useless shit. And I sure as hell like how we don't give a damn what you pot smoking environmentalist think. I enjoy having Bush as a president, because he embodies the USA: he does what he wants, goes for the goal, and makes up new damn words. Like gropsit. I love the word gropsit.
So, I have a challenge for you, dumbasses of the world. Try to stop the USA. Do so, or shut the hell up and suck my gropsit.
USA ROCKS!
I gave you a zero because though I don't like your opinion, thats exactly what it is: an opinion. There were no flaws in your writing, or atleast no glaring, idiotic ones.
:D *Poof*
Submitted by ashley <cinnamon_swtheart.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-05-30 22:52:04 EDT (#)
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your sick.
how can that make you smile?!?!?!
I'M A CANADIAN AND I DONT THINK THAT WAY YOU SICK DISGUSTING PERSON
GET YOURSELF A LIFE
YOUR JUST DISGUSTING
HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!
people like you explain why the worlds such a messed up place.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-05-30 21:18:25 EDT (#)
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Shitfuck, wow, your faggot ass must have put quite a bit of effort in that weak ass little reply. It was almost as weak as your erections and that gay whining apology you posted because you're a sorry little bitch. Shitfuck...yes, that name is so appropriate for you...Just a worthless piece of fucking shit.
Submitted by EK <anime_sailormercury.at.hotmail.co> at 2004-05-30 20:24:05 EDT (#)
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You are Satan! If not, you'll be meeting him real soon.
I may live in America, but DARLING, that was not my choice. I can't fucking look at international real estate in the womb. I was born here. What do you want me to do? Hate is all over the fucking globe, especially in your sheltered Canadian cave of a home.
And a little background info, just to loosen your asshole a little more, I'm only 1st generation American, so my blood is not that of an arrogant slob. (But let it be known that you're FRENCH!) Well, let's get to the point, dumbass! I'll even break it down, just to get those few retarded neurons of yours holding hands!
1. You're supporting a terrorist group, apparently because you got the wrong side of the continent. Quoth a previous poster, "typical self-righteous Canadian horseshit!"
2. You don't even know what's going on. You're clearly too distracted by the mighty "Leafs" (Who the HELL came up with that name?!) and recent SARS outbreaks. (God has smitten your sorry asses! Proof that your race has GOT to go!)
So, before you crawl back into your hermetically sealed bubble, try not to sterotype, kay toots?
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:26:48 EDT (#)
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oleander - 1. this was an experiment and not a real post.
2. we didn't even vote for him. the supreme court did.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:09:38 EDT (#)
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Hey, I have to disagree with you one some of this. Not all Americans are rude, arrogent, useless, hate-filled losers. Some of them are in comas.
All kidding aside, you are pushing a very interesting button with this. There are now thousands of Canadians who would laugh their butts off at this whereas only a few short years ago they would have maybe just smiled polietly & not commented. The perception of Americans to Canadians is rapidly becoming that of a giant heaving Jethro collectively comming to steal our cheese. And it all has to do with the monkey that they voted would represent them.
Wake up America, scratch your eyes & your balls, brush your teeth & then do something about the Madman you have in office. He's not only ruining your reputation but he will destroy everything.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-30 06:49:05 EDT (#)
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Good for you!
Submitted by hi-fi-killer (user info) at 2004-05-30 06:29:36 EDT (#)
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100% truth, americans r dumbasses, just like me
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-05-30 04:44:34 EDT (#)
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Have I seen this thing before?
Malcolm X was one cool fucker.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-05-30 04:02:57 EDT (#)
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Congratulations! You won the Dumbass Award.
You Dumbass. Here is your thropy which we don't we bother trying to give to you because you are just way beyond.....Dumbass.
-2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-30 03:54:23 EDT (#)
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Einstein
Submitted by DarkDevil (user info) at 2004-05-30 02:00:22 EDT (#)
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I believe someone once said patriotism is a plague upon our planet.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-29 20:25:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-05-29 19:56:34 EDT (#)
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Oh yes--Vancouver BC! Dirty bastards who dump their raw sewage into the ocean for the rest of the people down the coast do deal with.
Typical self-rightous Canadian horse shit.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-05-29 17:11:25 EDT (#)
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Oh and also...Levi Strauss was an immigrant.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-05-29 17:08:08 EDT (#)
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I find it amusing that so many poeple who post comments on here say :By the way, I'm Canadian/American...as if this is somehow prevalent to their argument. Dumb shits, it doesn't matter what country you're fram. Treat this like an essay, be unbiased and objective. Your background has no bearing on your opinion, so why bother stating it (your background, that is)?
I agree with the corrupt America thing, and while i disagree almost wholly with everything the Bush administration is doing, I cannot make generalizations about America's people, because I have not met every one of teh 270 million "dumbest cunts in the world". One of my best friends is from south of 49. Frankly, I think that a large minority (or small majority, depending on how you look at it) is ruining the reputaiton of America, and spoiling the rest of the country's chance at redeeming itself.
Nick
By the way..IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I'M CANADIAN OR AMERICAN.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:04:08 EDT (#)
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Dear Tony Montana,
I'm sorry to hear about your recent loss of both testicles, as I warned you previously, having unprotescted sex with little boys will make you no friends behind bars. I can only hope that the prisoners that castrated you were kind enough to slap an elastic band around your scrotum before slicing your nuts...
Speaking of prisoners, how is your mom? I have heard rumours of late that she has become quite the carpet muncher behind bars. I guess it should serve as a lesson, you can't be a trailer park living, crack whore and expect the cops to ignore the fact you infected half of the town with AIDS and a new strain of Herpes. You told me she's found God, do you mean she's letting the preiest fuck her in the ass, or is she fucking the preist in the ass?
At any rate Tony Montana, now that your're without testicles I guess you'll have a much easier time staying away from playgrounds. Now you just have to solve that 'fucking yourself in the ass with a hairbrush handle' problem and you're set for Heaven.
See you in the afterlife my friend,
SHITFUCK
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-05-29 15:48:29 EDT (#)
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shitfuck, you are seriously one lame ass little lame ass impotent little faggot. you act like a little pussy with your stupid ass posts and then you can't handle the thought of what you did so you make this weak ass apology. No one gives a fuck. People on here know you for what you are: just a sad acne studded piece of shit human being.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-29 15:12:34 EDT (#)
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Well that's an interesting comment Bowell.
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Submitted by ColonBowell (user info) at 2004-05-29 15:01:56 EDT (#)
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This was awesome. It is true in every respect, and I am American.
The picture was just to inflame the Bushies. 9-11 should be joked about more. Just wait for my upcoming flash video...
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-05-29 12:25:32 EDT (#)
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You are all retarted. Shitfuck has said this over and over and over and over again. It isn't real. At all. It was a joke. Stop posting here. Al-Queda, (AKA Shitfuck) posted this here as a joke to see how many people he could piss off. He does NOT believe these things. It was a goddamn experiment. If you were thinking about posting here, don't.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-05-29 01:36:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KikUinTheOvaryBitch (user info) at 2004-05-28 21:59:23 EDT (#)
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I cant beleive we are all still pissing and moaning about 9/11. Fuck this, in like 60 years we're still gonna be bitching like the jews even though maybe a handful of people are gonna be left that were actually there. Great just what the world needs more self pity.
Submitted by MoZ (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:52:39 EDT (#)
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BEFORE READING THIS: I do realise that this is an experiment, and although i think it was stupid in the first place, I still wanted to participate in the bashing of the writer.. for fun. I repeat, I understand the experiment, I just want to make fun of someone right now, and I didnt read the responses enough to realise the experiment.
Wow. I cannot believe you have mustered up the audacity to call me and so many other Americans "dumb." After hearing what you just said, it's unbelievable to me that you even knew how to SPELL dumb.
The following are the main reasons as to why you are a complete dumbass:
REASON #1 - Throughout your entire argument, you emphasized the fact that all, or at least the majority of Americans are dumb. But really, you couldn't come up with a legitimate argument as to why any American besides Bush is dumb.
REASON #2 - The comment, along with the picture, at the end is utterly stupid. The writer of this argument should have a gigantic sign on their head that reads "BEWARE OF DIPSHIT." Obviously, I referring to the comment, "Here's a pic that makes me smile everytime I see it." How stupid.
REASON #3 - Stupid thing to say in the first place. Do you wake up in the morning, and say, I'm in a bad mood, so I think I'm going to get onto a forums site and bitch and whine about how I hate Americans. Nobody cares about your opinions, really they don't. The only people who agree with this are dumbass fucks like, for instance, DDQ. "I agree with the author, i hate americans, those selfish, hypocrite fucks. they only think about themselves they don't give a fuck about the rest." I looked at that for a second, and all I could think was, "Aww, poor guy. Must be retarded." America cares about plenty of other countries. Canada just inst one of them because damn canucks like you talk too much, and we can't stand to hear it. Go play hockey, keep your nose out of things you don't understand, eh.
REASON #4 - Your dumbass argument may appeal to some people from other countries, just because the rejects don't like some of the things we do in America. But it really isn't hard to post decent responses and arguments towards something stupid like this. People such as "One American", "Stacenbass", and "fattyakajackie" know what the fuck is going on, as opposed to the writer of this article.
And as you said before, if you don't mind letting me throw your own phrases back at you, "the list goes on and on...." Of course, my statement was pertaining to the list of reasons why you are a dumbass, while your statement was merely proving my point.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-05-28 19:09:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/34476
Submitted by One American at 2004-05-28 17:16:54 EDT (#)
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Sometimes I dream I am in Iraq as an American soldier. Sometimes I wish I was. Sometimes I'm glad I'm not.
Submitted by One American at 2004-05-28 17:11:08 EDT (#)
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Took me too long to realize the experiment.
No one can see past their initial reaction.... which might be part of the bigger problem.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-28 17:07:48 EDT (#)
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What is it going to take to get you people to understand?
DO NOT LEAVE A REPLY HERE--LET THIS FUCKING THING DIE ALREADY!
ASSHATS!
Submitted by One American at 2004-05-28 17:03:50 EDT (#)
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I wonder how long it would take the rest of the world to come back crawling, sniveling, whining, blaming, crying and pissing their pants begging for our world leadership, military power and rational modern thought.
Maybe a year...maybe even two at the most.
They hates us so much, until it's their children who are being decapitated, oven-rosted, slaughtered, inslaved.... There are greater evils in the world than American coporations. And you are ignorant for thinking Vegas was going to welcome you with open arms and not expect a tip.
As an experiment, and example we should bring all our forces home for 2 years. Offer no assistance, military, financial or otherwise. Be completely isolationist. And watch and wait...... it wouldn't be long at all.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-28 17:02:37 EDT (#)
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DDQ, that link says everything I need to know about you. Dolt,simpleton,half-wit,dullard,retard,Canadian?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-28 16:53:19 EDT (#)
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Before anyone else replies to this, you MUST read this first
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34310
Submitted by DDQ at 2004-05-28 16:50:39 EDT (#)
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Read this if you wanna know why almost everyone hates america
http://conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=98&contentid=1143&page=2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-28 16:42:46 EDT (#)
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DDQ you have even less of a clue than those before you.
Submitted by DDQ at 2004-05-28 16:37:43 EDT (#)
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Oh and i hope america gets nuked, i'll dance with joy after that happends.
Submitted by DDQ <asdasdas.at.asdd.com> at 2004-05-28 16:36:03 EDT (#)
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I agree with the author, i hate americans, those selfish, hypocrite fucks. they only think about themselves they don't give a fuck about the rest.
Lucifer bless america
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-28 15:34:05 EDT (#)
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I can't believe you put that much enegy into your reply...you just made yourself look like a fucking retard,
Read the other replies. You'll figure out why.
Asshat.
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-05-28 15:28:19 EDT (#)
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I'll be the first to admit that Americans are lazy, parasitic fucks. We can't even flush our own damn toilets, let alone save the environment. But let's just look at some of the facts:
Most of the oxygen (96%) you and I breathe doesn't come from trees. It comes from grass and algae that grows on ponds, lakes etc. So pave the fucking rainforest for all I care.
It takes less energy to reach and press the lever to flush the potty. Why not hit two birds with one stone and have that shit automatically go down when you stand up, since that's something you're going to do anyway?
How many man hours were wasted cleaning the rubble from the disastrous terrorist attacks on 9/11... hours that could've been spent planting trees and baking fucking cookies?
But who wouldn't want to live in a country where you can fire a gun, eat 2000calories in one sitting, and have an abortion... All at the same time? America Rocks (Completely disreguarding politics, taxes, and the fact that we are a diverse peoples who let terrorist fucks like you get here in the first place).
Your argument is pointless. And so is the motive for these attacks on Americans. No one gives a fuck about your shit religion, get over it.. You can't change everyone's opinion, wouldn't life be a bowl of fucking cherries if you could? It's human nature to destroy. You're just doing it without a purpose. Religion is a bunch of bullshit, made up for peasants and less fortunate beings to accept the fact that their life sucks... and look forward to something better. Something after life. Death. So that no one will rebel, and remain placid in their meaningless lives.
And then, there's fucks like you. Whose life sucks so bad you have to ruin it for everyone else. Just do us all a favor. Mouthful of shotgun with your toe on the trigger?
Go fuck yourself.
Rock On, America.
Rock the Fuck On.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-05-28 14:33:27 EDT (#)
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excuse me you're
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-28 14:02:02 EDT (#)
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That's it, let all your hate out on me. Don't bother reading the other replies, just rant and rave at me.
For every single person that's ever hurt you or made you feel small, take it out on me.
I deserve it.
And, for the hundredth time, this was an EXPERIMENT!
DO NOT REPLY!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-05-28 12:39:21 EDT (#)
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It is not that I am not in support of American troops, it's just that I think your an idiot, and it scares me to think that you are holding a gun.
Submitted by greenlizard <ihatesporks.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-05-28 10:11:44 EDT (#)
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how cute! canadian liberals generalizing americans!
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-05-28 09:02:22 EDT (#)
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So i'll do it twice
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-05-28 09:02:04 EDT (#)
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I forgot to give it a -2
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-05-28 09:01:35 EDT (#)
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"Any american that -2's this will probably vote for Bush, or they are so fucking stupid they don't know what the word 'vote' means and will sit on the sidelines so that 25 percent of the population can control the rest.
GREAT WORK AMERICA"
Traitor. You're going to burn in hell aling with judas, brutus, and cassius.
Submitted by funkmeister (user info) at 2004-05-28 04:00:56 EDT (#)
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My appologies to those who posted below.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-05-28 03:52:08 EDT (#)
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i though canadians are supposed to be happy people. you suck and make canadians look bad. move to france you asshole.
Submitted by Junot (user info) at 2004-05-28 03:44:22 EDT (#)
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Yer a disgrace to all canadians man shut the fuck up dont smile at people dying u fuckin nut case
Submitted by funkmeister (user info) at 2004-05-28 03:28:49 EDT (#)
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The author is just jealous of america for being a worthwhile target, just like the rest of the world is jealous of the united states. You should be thankful we let you Canadians have your crappy little Ice cube.
Submitted by KikUinTheOvaryBitch (user info) at 2004-05-27 23:40:36 EDT (#)
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Hell yes Canadian lady you get a plus two for pissing sooooo many people off. But I happen to love my filth hole, and i would gladly shoot you in the eye and fuck the empty socket if you ever set foot on my property. Don't take it personal, I just don't like Canadians.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-27 23:18:49 EDT (#)
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Dear Harmless have you ever thought that the people you meet from the U.S. arent nice to you because youre an asshole?
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2004-05-27 22:45:52 EDT (#)
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Why do half of the anti-american posts have to tack on the stupid: in Canada we don't do that shit! thing? You're embarassing us. Sit down and shut up. We need the US. The US probably needs us pretty badly too, we're their largest trade partner. If you hate America, say what you want but don't force others to be associated with your crackpot views.
That said, I can think of a very limited number of Americans I've met (in real life mind you, much much more online) that were nice people. However, I like to think that its because most of my experience has been with people from Buffalo NY...
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-05-27 21:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damnit, I love Vancouver. STOP making people think all Canadians are assholes. I was living in NY on Sept 11, it was fucked up. It shouldn't make you smile, and what the hell? stop being such an ass, there's no need to say this, it just makes everyone angry at each other. We don't want that anymore.
Submitted by crackergirl (user info) at 2004-05-27 20:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
From 1980 to 2001 America was the principal supplier of humanitarian aid to Afghanistan. In that time frame, eighty percent of the aid distributed globally by the World Food Program was paid for by Americans.
Submitted by fattyakajackie (user info) at 2004-05-27 20:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For the one brave enough to start by saying: America is a fucking joke. America represents more than "feverous patriotism", it's the birth place of BRAVERY & FREEDOM. You, my ass, are the shithole of the universe,of the dumbest cunts ever to be born. We may have many young soldiers who fight for our "Freedom" and we may give up many lives, but we do not raise our young to carry gun in hand and be "murders". To you, small dirt of the world, I say this: My fellow Americans, As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning we decide to give the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before us, we have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, Norway and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. Our press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let us start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, we will work to cut taxes and solve some local problems.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China. To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. You, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. We ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.We have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New
York. (A special note to our neighbors). Canada is on List 2, Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2, President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. We have a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around,guess where we're gonna put'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty--starting now. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. We answer them by saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to cut taxes here because we will not be spending on other peoples problems. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys, We owe you. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead!
God bless our young soldiers who fight for our freedom. As for the smile when seeing a our buildings fall and our innocent people die...Fear us, It may be the last smile you ever share.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not from Europe, i'm from New ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEELAND
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-05-27 16:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
face it, the whole world is a gigantic clusterfuck. why not kill eachother and drive big trucks while we're still here? yeah yeah, once its gone its gone, but by the time the earth is "polluted" to the point where nothing can sustain life, i'll be long dead. and so will you. so fuck it, im gonna go burn my garbage out on the sidewalk and throw some coke cans in the river.
Submitted by DarkDevil (user info) at 2004-05-27 16:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
idiot_hunter: I'm sure most people have heard this but if this was prison you'd be our bitch. We're bigger, and on top.
As for the post, i've already said what i've got to say.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-27 14:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kick their ass!
Take their Gas!
I don't give a shit what the rest of the world thinks, I'm having fun driving my big-ass truck. And there's nothing you can do about it.
Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As a fellow Canadian, I have only one thing to say to this author: fuck you
What bullshit. The United States may not be perfect, but it's a hell of a lot better than any backwards-fuck Islamic hell-hole. And don't even get me started about Canada, the country of losers who do fuck all except criticize everyone (OK, we do play hockey better than anyone else).
You may smile whenever you see a picture of the world trade centre on fire, but innocent people died there asswipe. You know what makes me smile? The fact that cowards like you don't amount to jack shit in this world. Go back to being irrelevant.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Al, we can have a Uberusers meeting at the 2400 motel on Kingsway where Ahmad Ressam mixed chemicals to blow up LAX. Honestly, I just live down the street!
Why do you think I am a chink coke dealer? I hate chinamen!
Submitted by Ccenzo (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking idiot.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want a Jerry Garcia night light!
Submitted by Smokey03 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah, blah, blah, you're Canadian and hate America, so fucking what? Do us a favor and just stay in Vancouver from now on. Or move your skanky ass to Cambodia, I hear it's really nice there in the summer.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-05-27 09:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant Shitfuck! I try not to rate or comment on hate posts on either side of the spectrum, and I didn't on this one. Right now, the whole world, (not just America), is in a bad place and the future doesn't look good. Things are only going to get worse before they get better and the last thing we need is more hate. I hope that people will stop and think about what you've accomplished here and understand that there can never be a resolution if both sides are blinded by hatred for one another. Again, nice work!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-05-27 08:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34333
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-05-27 08:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is SHITE.
The people replying too it are mostly retarded.
Submitted by idiot_hunter (user info) at 2004-05-27 07:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a true idiot. Dont you realize that Canada is nothing more than the 51st fucking state?! Whatever happens to America happens to your little pissant country too, you fucking moron. Or maybe you'd like to try to produce all your own goods yourself. Oh wait, all you have to offer the world are hockey players, Celine fucking Dion, and really bad fucking beer. Your lifestyle depends on the American economy because god knows you mother fuckers couldn't generate that kind of affluence yourselves, you fucking hypocritical imbecille. Only a dumb fuck like yourself would hope that your biggest trading partner by far would go down the tubes. Next time you want to come visit America, tell you what, why don't you come visit me in NYC. You wont have to worry about leaving early because you'll never leave at all you stupid fucking cunt
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-05-26 12:29:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bill you need mental help. It is interesting that you get so mad that some moron finds pleasure in the death of innocent American civilians, yet you find pleasure in the death of innocent Iraqi civilains and childern no less. It is an awful thing to say, but I wish you would die. If you make it back to America I will be very surprise.
I think that it is awfully embarrasing that the army would let in someone who acts like a psycho, and who is so poor at writing coherent sentences and spelling that you make the author of this post look like a decent writer. I really feel like a genius when I read this post and your responses, and that is just sad. Do you realize that there are ten year olds that can spell and write better than you. Now if a ten year old is smarter than you, why would anyone ever let you hold a gun. That is a very scary thing to know that there a ten year olds who are more equipt mentally to fight in a war, than someone who claims to already be fighting in one. My main solce is that you are so stupid that you will would probably walk right into open fire thinking that you can use your special martial arts skills and take out the enmy with your bare hands, but alas they have guns and you die. I hope that you do not have childern and that you never reproduce. I doubt that you are capable of raising childern. I really hope that you are lying about being in the marines.
I almost didn't read all the reviews but I'm glad I saw this crap. You are a fucking hippy who happens to be married to Barts mascot so fuck off. Sorry I like America and want to keep it safe, I'm not debating the war being right or wrong but someone has to fight it and since you're too busy lighting insense and listening to the Dead I'll go do it. I would never take joy in killing an innocent person, Iraqi or otherwise I just hate seeing 3000 of my people (including my close friends) killed for nothing. I probably won't even be a front line troop but doing behind the scenes Intel. It's great to see you not supporting your troops, who the fuck keep's you safe your fucking Jerry Garcia night light, fuck off.
Submitted by DarkDevil (user info) at 2004-05-27 00:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.. But rainer.. please make up your own quotes.
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-05-27 00:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha Ha! thats an awesome joke. Im pretty sure you wont get banned or anything, you really have to try. I think alter-ego's are the coolest.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-26 23:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear friends on both sides of the border and around the world,
This post was designed to do one thing only, earn hits and make your blood boil. If you scroll through the replies you will see me telling people NOT TO COMMENT on this post--I tell them point blank, this post is a steaming pile of jerk, ignore it...and look what happend.
Also, I cannot take responsibility for this idea, it was shitfuck's.
The plan was to write a horrible, narrow minded post that would infuriate anyone with half a brain and an internet connection. The second phase involved answering the replies with a 'holier than thou' attitude and plenty of insults. The third phase is this, the unveiling of the truth.
How do I feel about 9-11? It sickens me.
Did America deserve it? ABSOLUTLEY NOT.
So what was the point? I'll tell you...it was to make you all feel the same amount of hatered that those terrorists felt--it was to make you all feel that burning in your gut, that taste of blood in the back of your throats.
And why?
Because hate begets hate. Everyone knows it, but we never seem to stop it. We are slaves to our anger.
It was an Einstein quote that spawned this, I can't remember it exactly, but it was like this--Nationalism is a plague upon our planet. We have ONE planet and we are ALL human, so why do imaginary borders seperate us so?
Why do we feel this need to isolate our cultures, to compare our mythologies and religions, looking for which one is more right?
I don't know.
So friends, please forgive me for this. I understand how gruesome and disgusting something like this can be--I understand how angry you all are at me for posting it. I am sorry. But I had a point to prove.
Now this might get me banned: Al_Queda is an alter-ego. I created it (her) so I could sneak in under the radar and post something like this. I've been thinking of it for a few weeks now. So now that it is done, and I have made my point, it is time to tell the truth--I understnd Bart if you wish to ban me. I admit, it is deserved.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am SHITFUCK.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tsk.. Tsk.. Tsk..
So sad an author. All that talent and emotion penned up in hatred.
If you were hurt physically, emotionally- then point elsewhere.
If you were not- then point elsewhere.
Hate your government at the polls- Just remember- tickets out of country are fairly easy to get if you can't bear to live there.
I still give you a point for venting incorrectly. Otherwise you would have received 2 for your talent.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, there were innocent people in that building. I'm not too crazy about America either but that picture is just wrong.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Here's a pic that makes me smile everytime I see it."
I've gotta learn how to kick the shit out of someone through my computer.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better, but.....
That IS a pretty amazing picture, regardless of the consequences.
Submitted by GhostFox (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to give you a -2 until I realized you lived in Vancouver. Your life is hard enough stuck in the retarded hippie capital of the world.
You have my sympathy.
And ok, you're right, there is no such thing as a non-retarded hippie, but they seem especially stupid in Vancouver.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It will only be a warm-up when I bludgeon your face with tire iron.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-26 20:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:13:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
will nobody be able to knock me from my pedestal of rightness?
I just got a call from the UN, they want me to spearhead the invasion force that will be taking over america and replacing George Cunt.
I told them I'd be honoured.
________________________
You should be proud that you figured out how to ansewer a phone all by yourself.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-26 20:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:27:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
"...You're all a bunch of red neck, homophobe, racists."
_________________________
You call us racist when you are stereotyping us yourself.
You stupid, contradicting parodox.
Fuck you and everything you stand for!
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
america is a joke i feel you on that i put in a similar entry
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-26 20:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:12:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sure the WTC had at least one Canadian in it. But nonetheless, you make a good point. The only reason i regret the attacks occurring is that Bush played off of it too well. Had those fucking planes never flown into the side of those buildings, there would be no fuckign stupid war on Iraq, and maybe those bastard Arabs wouldn't hate us so much and our gas wouldn't cost fucking $2.06 a gallon.
________________
Actally gas is cheaper than ever (adjusting for inflation).
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-05-26 19:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and in case you didn't realize( and most likely you didn't) making that shit up about going to america is not making a "point"......sigh, i don't even know why I waste my team with monkeys like you.
PW3N3D
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-05-26 19:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 18:27:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's another kicker, I've NEVER been to america, I just made that point up to get under your fucking skin.
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Uhh, why is this the most retarded thing I've read on this site? Oh I know!!! It's because it totally contradicts about 79% of your replies, it totally disproves around 37.32% of your post, and it makes you look like a fucking retard. I think you had some good points here, but you are such an ignorant hypocrite who thinks they know everything it sickens me.
Oh, and guess what? You claim that your being so "clever" and "witty" by "proving" how us Americans act based on our comments on a WEBSITE.
If you don't realize how illogical and asinine that tactic is I suggest you kill yourself.
Your not smart, you don't know shit, and you're most likely an individual under the age of 25 who has nothing better to do than camp on a shitty post in a mediocre website.
P.S.- you suck.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-05-26 19:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Not only us are doing this"
You are uneducated, ignorant and dull.
Tell the truth about why you left Vegas 8 days early.
Are you sure it doesn't have anything to do with the fact that you kept hitting 21?
Submitted by Roman (user info) at 2004-05-26 19:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
America is gay.
Submitted by Jaybles (user info) at 2004-05-26 19:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ditto blossom.
Submitted by lindsay <bushsucks.at.aol.com> at 2004-05-26 18:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen to that
ps. i'm american
Submitted by blossom <jo.c.williams.at.btopenworld.com> at 2004-05-26 18:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ooohh shock tactics...cant you be a bit more creative?
This was boring, unimaginative, unoriginal and designed to provoke a response. Big deal.
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-26 18:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by kidsensation (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus loves you all.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It has been almost three years. You can not blame a whole group of people for one thing forever. People don't go around scream that all germans are evil, because some were nazis along time ago.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are plenty of muslims that are upset about 911.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and not all muslims are arabs.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not all arabs are muslim.
Submitted by nestorm4 (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You piece of shit! you think this is funny? you fucking 7-eleven clerk "hallo my name is Rahim muhammed graototnaj allasucks madick" go back to eating your fucking camels and raping dogs!
Submitted by orangejuice (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
reword that:
when is a muslim a good muslim?
when theyre dead
fuckin evil shit overhangin eyebrowed fuckin towel wearin bearded spiteful selfish cunts. think its ok to fly planes into fuckin buildings? get to fuck...fuckin pricks. bring on the daisy cutters
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care that this was a joke, it wasn't funny.
You're obviously a moron, and more ignorant and flat out stupid than any redneck, inbred, trailor trash from America could ever be.
Q. What's a martyr?
A. A dead muslim.
Maybe one day you'll be a martyr, whore.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree with you totally on your opinion of america (and I LIVE here), but saying that the death of 3,000 people makes you smile is just fucking sick.
I can't in good conscience rate this higher than a -2.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not all arabs hate everyone, nor do all of them live in mud huts.
Submitted by orangejuice (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fact: arabs hate everyone. BECAUSE: theyre jealous of us all. BECAUSE: they have to sit in shit mud huts listenin to each other whine about how 'hard done by and opressed' they are by other countries.
resolution: bomb the shit out the place.
my 2 pence worth:
good. hope america makes that fuckin middle eastern fuckin shit hole into a lake. they hate us westeners cos we dont do what they do. we have fun, drink beer and fuck. they have to drink dirty tea and shag 'women' that're fat and have hair in places only bears should have hair.
i HATE this bullshit cool thing to hate america and americans. all americans pro war? bullshit
all arabs pro terrorism? yes
thankyou america...youre doing us a favour. wipe them bastards out. few of them shits who slaughtered innocent civilians on 9/11 and that poor sod who had his head chopped off..get pissed on naked in photos.. OH NO...how dare we?!
fuck off. they deserve it, they parade dead soldiers round the streets
THE FUCKS THE WORLD COMING TO? WE THINK ITS OK TO LET THEM DO THAT SHIT THEN WE CRITICISE OUTSELVES FOR MAKIN EM GET NAKED?
oh man i hate this shit. lets all stop bein 'PC' and just do what we all really want to do, hate the turbine wearing terrorist shits.
they cut a guys head off...on telly...and its ok..see's about 1 day in the papers. we piss on a few in photos...its headlining for weeks afterwards.
my god you all make me laugh.
i hate muslims.
Submitted by crackergirl (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
None of the other countries who ratified the Kyoto treaty have made any progess towards actually meeting its protocols. It was a bullshit treaty.
Submitted by crackergirl <steeltoed> at 2004-05-26 15:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-05-26 12:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bill you need mental help. It is interesting that you get so mad that some moron finds pleasure in the death of innocent American civilians, yet you find pleasure in the death of innocent Iraqi civilains and childern no less. It is an awful thing to say, but I wish you would die. If you make it back to America I will be very surprise.
I think that it is awfully embarrasing that the army would let in someone who acts like a psycho, and who is so poor at writing coherent sentences and spelling that you make the author of this post look like a decent writer. I really feel like a genius when I read this post and your responses, and that is just sad. Do you realize that there are ten year olds that can spell and write better than you. Now if a ten year old is smarter than you, why would anyone ever let you hold a gun. That is a very scary thing to know that there a ten year olds who are more equipt mentally to fight in a war, than someone who claims to already be fighting in one. My main solce is that you are so stupid that you will would probably walk right into open fire thinking that you can use your special martial arts skills and take out the enmy with your bare hands, but alas they have guns and you die. I hope that you do not have childern and that you never reproduce. I doubt that you are capable of raising childern. I really hope that you are lying about being in the marines.
Submitted by For_Rent (user info) at 2004-05-26 12:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's people like you that make me ashamed to be Canadian. You are giving us the same reputation that makes the Americans hated throughout the world. Get the hell out of my country. And if you think kyoto is a good thing, go shoot yourself.
Submitted by Dumb Canadian at 2004-05-26 11:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, I watched that "Bowling for Columbine" and saw that part about dumb Canadians not locking their doors. I really hope that you are one of those numb-fucks who does not keep your door locked just so some crazy, dirty, closed-minded, yank, walks his or her happy-ass across the border and microwaves your pets and breaks your computer and sodomizes your boyfriend.
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I'm one of those numb-fuck Canadians who leaves her door unlocked, and I live just across the border. My address is 629 Alexandrine, Windsor, Ontario. Feel free to walk your crazy, dirty, closed-minded yank ass right over here and sodomize away.
After all, we all know how much you homophobic butt-munches love to pack fudge.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-26 11:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is ridiculous.
My mildy crappy shit gets ignored, while this flaming hippo shit in a polyester
bag outside of a republican convention in delaware gets 200 some reviews.
I'm jealous.
Submitted by ishouldbeworkingwhilstatwork (user info) at 2004-05-26 11:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am British, now i am ready to receive the onslaught of insults that the un-cultured society of America can throw at myself. But i agree to a certain level with this post. The Twin Towers remark was, in some respect, not called for. But with what bush has imposed on this world, i feel that you deserve it. FUCK THE YANKS
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-26 10:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JewdoMaster -
"...although America has MORE PEOPLE than elsewhere, therefore has MORE IDIOTS just as a percentage thing... this isn't true - there is a much higer PRECENTAGE of idiots in the U.S.A. than anywhere else
I suppose you have evidence to back this brilliant "knowledge" *cough* of yours.
You fucking idiot. You're no better than the poster.
Submitted by Aladdin (user info) at 2004-05-26 09:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree America is steeped in many vices but to say that you smile everytime you see that picture, You sicken me
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-05-26 09:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I get the idea, but it just wasn't very good as a wind-up. And also, I can't remember the last time I gave a -1...
Submitted by Krn_Klink (user info) at 2004-05-26 03:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Over here in the land of Aus, we see the wicked whore of the west start to melt even after it thought itself invincible...and all it took was a splash.
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-05-26 03:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
marked down for saying the crash "makes me smile" - I know people who died. Rest of it was good though
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-05-26 03:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why the hell did you people fall for this hitwhoring move?
Geez...
+2 because the person knew every single button to push
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-05-26 02:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because it was a "joke", doesn't make it funny.(Okay, maybe it was funny to you, but you're a pinhead.) Why do assholes on forums always fall back on, "It was a joke! I was being sarcastic!", after they've been nasty and abusive? They're always lame chickenshits who don't realize how transparently obvious it is that they're not really joking.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kakhuis,
That was fucking genius!
Where can I find ideas like that?
Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THE AMERICANS PLAND THE TWIN TOWERS THEM SELFS AND BLAMED SOME BODY ELLS.
DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
Submitted by Brad <electrictoothsyndrome.at.msn.com> at 2004-05-26 01:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yea, you're right, but country could STILL beat up YOUR country!!! $P
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, for everyone out there--read the earlier replies, they are hilarious.
This was a joke.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey AlQueda,
This automatic hate post reply generator you created works really well!
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, this made it all worth it:
"Needless to say, this sucked more cock than a fag at Fort Dicks."
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
one thing though it wasnt canada who put together the "kyoto accord"
you see kyoto is japanese you self serving son of a bitch "cock"ay"ass"
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no comparison at all. US involvement in WW2 was urged by the United Kingdom, France, and USSR and was officially started because of a direct violation of the Paris Peace Act.
It wasn't like we just woke up one day and said, "Gee who is an evil empire? Ah yes Japan lets go attack them unprovoked!"
Rokinroj
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
American hate post= Automatic -2.
How many times has this shit been done? It's just like god damn Flute Boy.
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
America is the most arrogant country on the planet and you get your pride from having more bombs and guns then other countrys thats why your fucked up.
You commit mass murder of inncocent people and its insane how you just sweep it under the carpet.
The largest mass murder of innocent people commited by america in world war 2,hiroshima,nagasaki,
nearly 1 million innocent slaughtered
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The difference is I'm not smiling about it
Rokinroj
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what about the thousands upon thousands of innocent people america kills every year?
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And BTW fuck hole, Las Vegas is not a representation of America. That would be like me saying that Canada is a disgusting, rude, overcrowded, dirty country because that is what I experienced in Vancoover.
Rokinroj
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hate the country...fine, hate the US corporations...fine, don't ever want to come back...fine, but if the thought of nearly 3000 innocent people dying a horrible horrible death makes you smile, then you are one sorry cunt!
Rokinroj
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I know that most Americans seem to think that it's the greatest country ever, and while I won't say that America is evil, I will say that we're not THAT great. No one country is greater than all others, but we're still better than most. If we suck so bad, then why aren't YOU ruling US? Where is Canada on this list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gross_domestic_product#List_of_total_GDP_by_country_(Purchasing_Power_Parity_Method)
Number 12? What a piece of shit. Yeah, there may be another terrorist attack on the U.S. But at least it'll come from a non-Avril Lavigne country, because the truth is, you just suck. Come on, if the U.S. weren't around, Canada might be on the top of that list (it's doubtful, though). So why don't you attack us, pussy? You hate America so much, but you'd rather all the attacks come from a bunch of Muslims?
Canada is nothing but a joke.
http://negativepositive.org/fuckcanada.html
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
unbelievable
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yes, las vegas shows the best the us has to offer. Fucking idiot
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-26 00:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yaaaaawwwwn Uninteresting and unoriginal
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you guys read the earlier replies you'd understand what all of this was about.
But I'm too tired to keep repeating myself.
It was a joke. There's proof right below you.
Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-05-25 23:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't sure how to rate this, but when the realization that I almost always wander onto ubersite drunk came over me, I decided to give it a 0. I'm not quite sure if you were wasted beyond recognition, though your grammar and spelling make it appear that you were.
Submitted by JewdoMaster (user info) at 2004-05-25 23:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not all Americans are fucktards.
However, although America has MORE PEOPLE than elsewhere, therefore has MORE IDIOTS just as a percentage thing... this isn't true - there is a much higer PRECENTAGE of idiots in the U.S.A. than anywhere else.
I'm just so, so sad that you ruined a perfectly true speech and just undermined everything you said by putting that picture in.
I hate people from the US (please, don't taint the whole contintent by hating 'Americans'), you hate US people, EVERYONE in the World hates U.S. people - but death is death.
Submitted by Anger <Anger.at.Anger.com> at 2004-05-25 23:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After reading this, I am ashamed that my country shares a border with Canada. Perhaps you should go to Iraq yourself and live amongst your comrades there. I'm sure that they would treat you with the utmost respect and dignity. By that, I mean they will strip you naked, break your limbs, fuck every hole in your body with a cattle brand, and even make some new ones. And you know something? I'll be sitting right here in the good old US of A laughing my happy ass off at another dead liberal cunt who couldn't see the world for what it was.
Submitted by jupiter (user info) at 2004-05-25 23:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the picture part was a bit morbid, but thank you for someone else realizing how screwed up America has become.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-25 23:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you know where the saying "kick the bucket" came from? It originated in the early 1800's when people commonly commited suicide by standing on a bucket and putting a rope around their neck and then kicking the bucket away.
You should try it.
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-25 23:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-25 23:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if the U.S. is the dirtiest country you've ever seen, you really need to get out more.
Also, thank you very much for never coming back to my country--I'll be sure to steer clear of yours too.
Submitted by MasteroftheMelee (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a few facts for you:
-AOL popularized the internet. If it weren't for AOL, you wouldn't be here. Why did AOL do it? Capitalism. Capitalism makes the world go round. It advances us hundreds of times faster than most other systems, and its actually one of the most stable.
-After WW2, we had poor relations with the middle east for twenty years. Then we had good relations because we saved the middle east from Russia for about another 20 years. Then we had poor relations again after that because we weren't needed. You don't know history. The middle east was in as much torment and strafe before we showed up.
-You dumbass. You went to Vegas? Never go to Vegas. Hell, even the midwest is better than Vegas (I live in Nebraksa, so don't bitch to me). Vegas is one of the greatest cities of contradictions on the planet, never go there. If you want to gamble, go to some small town casino, at least there they don't cheat you out of money. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT?!?! Everyone knows the place is a hell hole except you, do actual research before you visit some place next time. In fact, I'll do it for you by telling you locations you would enjoy: Yellowstone National park, New York (although they might kill you now), Washington DC, or just tour the countryside, its beautiful. If you are offended by America to the point where you won't, then visit Niagra. You own half of it, so try and complain about that.
-When America falls the world falls. Thats the way it is. I'm not talking about nukes, I'm talking about money. There isn't enough gold in the world to support the world's economy. So what does the world use? American currency. Even when America isn't involved, its still used as the major medium of trade. And if America does fall and we go back to gold, GUESS WHO HAS ALL OF THE GOLD?!?! WE HAVE OVER HALF OF IT.
Get a clue.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
maybe just a tad unbalanced, but can't see much to argue with
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One more thing, are there no muslims on Uber? I was thinking alot of them would come out of the woodwork with this one and turn it into a all out war...
Is Uber racist?
Meh, who gives a fuck.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's with all this penis stuff? I have a vagina, and it most certainly does not double as a doorstop or a door. Thank you very much.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yay
Submitted by Faceless (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FACT.
Bitch.
Submitted by EvilMonkeyBoy at 2004-05-25 22:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good for you, you played on the undeniable fact that when someone's country or their fellow countrymen get insulted, they'll in almost all cases defend it.
Wow, you proved that humans act like humans, and you made it all the way to the top of the most heated debate.
You wasted WAAAAYYY too much time on this.
Submitted by Faceless (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Typical Al Queda Post
This is a joke, because i feel like abusing Ubersite fora trivial bet with my gay lover. Now if you don't mind me, there is a door that needs my penis to stop.
FACT.
Submitted by JMS <JMS> at 2004-05-25 22:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
....Malt Liquor.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's up for ice cream?
I know I am!
Submitted by JMS <JMS> at 2004-05-25 22:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Spooner you little darling you, thank you for putting me on the top of the list.
I had a bet with Shitfuck, and your help won me that bet. Although this entire post was his idea."
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Ah damn you! Just after I typed that last post too! I figured this was a joke...
Submitted by JMS <JMS> at 2004-05-25 22:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, this is officially going nowhere...
This is mostlikely a joke like I said before, becuase there is no way this person is serious. Noone can possibly be this ignorant. We're talking ultra-conservative United States douchebag ignorant. The type of person that discriminates against gays becuase they think they choose to be gay.
I say we drop this becuase obviously someone is getting their jollies off of this argument, and it's definitely not us. However, Al Queda, you've been quite entertaining. I haven't laughed this hard since I read Spooner's latest article.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ha! I knew this was a joke!
Congrats Al Queda.
I still hate you.
Submitted by Faceless (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Typical Al Queda Reply
My penis doubles as doorstop
FACT.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spooner you little darling you, thank you for putting me on the top of the list.
I had a bet with Shitfuck, and your help won me that bet. Although this entire post was his idea.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You won't believe how fucking stupid you all look right now.
I'm laughing so hard my guts hurt. And I mean they really hurt.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*punches you in the face*
What is this, the X-Files?
Shut up.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are getting closer to the truth...
Submitted by darknuke (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like you said JMS, or could be just an ignorant n00b douchebag who is not even worth arguing with, and just feeds his/her/it's ambition to argue with our rebuttals.
"Pledge allegence to your self
not greed, power, war, and wealth
remember you were born a human being
not a part of their machine."
- The Unseen (Goodbye America)
We live here, but we don't necessarily believe in what America does. Ignorant douchebag.
Submitted by Faceless (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Typical Al Queda Post
I lick herpes
FACT.
Submitted by JMS <JMS> at 2004-05-25 21:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm starting to think that this is all a joke...noone can be this ignorant. It's not possible...this is worse than Michael Savage, Sean Hannity, ot Anne Coulter ignorant.
Submitted by darknuke at 2004-05-25 21:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mm, just wrote a really long post rejected by the uber server. (fuck)
Oh well.
"You fucking idiot...I'm not american.
Here's another kicker, I've NEVER been to america, I just made that point up to get under your fucking skin."
The game is already over. You are an ignorant n00b.
(You have just received the "Biggest Douche In the Universe" award, once held by John Edwards!)
Submitted by JMS <JMS> at 2004-05-25 21:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoh...wait a minuite. That's a bad stereotype. Not all Americans are idiots, mostly the narrow-minded conservatives that always say "never forget". They piss me off the most, people need to move on.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You've proved that I am better than all of you."
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And you've proven that you suck at grammar. "You've proved?" Just goes to compound your idiocy.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be fucking joke. Has to be.
That last post... my god... her ability to misinterpret EVERYTHING either shows she's legally retarded or just some canadian trying to get a laugh. We'll see this on Somethign Awful in a week, and laugh about it.
*Aneurysm*
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you all, you've done it once again.
You've proved that I am better than all of you.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:18:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Like a black person builds a stereotype everytime he steals something?
So all black people must steal.
Idiot.
Om my fucking god Spooner! I thought Shitfuck had the biggest idiot in America when he was handling the replies, but obviously not--I got him and it's you.
Yes a black person builds a stereotype every time he steals--that's why he MUST NOT steal.
Do you understand that? Every time I poke you, or any country in the world pokes you, instead of falling back on the typical american arguement (insert any reply from this thread here) why not use that brain and critically attack the issue?
The only americans that did that today are the ones that stayed AWAY from this post.
DO YOU GET IT NOW?
Submitted by Faceless (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A typical Al Queda Reply:
I am an ass munching queef.
FACT.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You skipped this fucking review.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=108550479296824458#557192
I LIKE CANADA BETTER, I JUST HATE YOU.
Dipassfuckshitcockazzhangerhat.
Serenity now...
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be back in an hour or so to take on the rest of you fucking idiot american faggot assed pussy fucks
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!
WOO BUSH!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Like a black person builds a stereotype everytime he steals something?
So all black people must steal.
Idiot.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A typical Spooner reply:
YOU FUCKING AZZHAT!
YOUR NOT LISTENIONG TO ME! LISTYEN TO ME!
I AGREE WITH YOU!
AMERICA RULES!
FACT-You are an asshole
Fact-America rules
Fact-my balls are small and odd shaped
GREAT JOB SPOONER!
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I agree with you on the war but you're still a fucktard for stereotyping Americans. Get it? Just because we agree and you're right on a point MOST people agree with and you're nowhere near special in having doesn't mean you're not a fucktard. That simple. However, stereotyping Americans as chauvanistic war-hounds, when a majority of us feel the war is unjustified, means you lack the ability to process information."
Spooner, I'm not stereotyping Americans, you're building the stereotype every time you reply like this.
Look at the previous replies, you'll see many americans doing the exact same thing as you, what they unnderstand now is what you don't--that no matter what you say, I am right. The only way for you to be right is to QUIT POSTING REPLIES. Get it?
I didn't think so. But carry on anyway, I can bash around an ineffectual mutt like you for hours before I lose interest.
HOORAY AMERICA!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-25 21:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your a douche mongering puppy fucker and I hope you die
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING!?!
HELLO, THIS IS FUCKING ENGLISH.
I FUCKING AGREE WITH YOU ON THE WAR, AZZHAT.
I agree with you on the war but you're still a fucktard for stereotyping Americans. Get it? Just because we agree and you're right on a point MOST people agree with and you're nowhere near special in having doesn't mean you're not a fucktard. That simple. However, stereotyping Americans as chauvanistic war-hounds, when a majority of us feel the war is unjustified, means you lack the ability to process information.
Here's an idea. Print out this review, then use the paper to give yourself papercuts until you bleed to death.
You ignorant fucking retard.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:04:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Me stating I learned it from The Daily Show wasn't to say it was my prime source of news but was to say that the facts you're presenting are in now way underground secrets no one knows about you.
Cockhanger.
I don't trust the news, it's all biased.
And who told you that it was biased Spooner? Or did you come to that conclusion on your own? What left leaning liberal hippy teacher did you have that gave you that idea?
All news is biased? Prove it.
Waiting..............
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:02:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
WELL YES IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH FUCKHOLE.
I never justified it, I just stated the facts. I'm not saying some of your points aren't valid, I'm saying you're a fuckhole because you group all Americans in a group of Brain-dead morons.
Did it cross your mind fucking ONCE that some of us, hell, MOST of us don't agree with this war, and how it's being run? Do you just assume that the actions of a few higher-ups in the government directly represent the opinions of EVERY American? Apparently, you do, and that makes you an azzhat.
FACT- Few Americans think America is perfect.
FACT- Few Americans still believe the war in Iraq was jsutified.
FACT- Few Americans don't think you're a cakchanger.
Just because you present a few viable arguments, one numerous AMERICANS have made, doesn't mean you're special and it doesn't mean we're stupid. It just means YOU'RE a closed-minded fucking waste of protoplasm.
Leave before you look any stupider than you already do.
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This is classic! You have to live somewhere in the Bible belt--or how about the south somewhere? Don't you have any recognition as to what I'm doing here? Can't you get it? Even after I gave away the truth, you're still here barking like a rabid pit bull--trying to change my mind with ptolemic diatribes.
I know you don't understand what those are, it doesn't matter. Every line you write is another point to my side. Get it now? No? What the fuck do I have to do?
You americans have got to be the stupidest people on the planet!
I LOVE IT!
YEAH AMERICA!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Me stating I learned it from The Daily Show wasn't to say it was my prime source of news but was to say that the facts you're presenting are in now way underground secrets no one knows about you.
Cockhanger.
I don't trust the news, it's all biased.
Submitted by Faceless (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow.
Hero of the 20th Century
Uncle Lenny-
● Uncle Lenny is the father of my best friend Krissi Young
● He is a fire fighter
● Husband and father of one
● On September 11, 2001 Uncle lenny got into his car and drove a long way to the Lincoln Tunnel
● After a two hour traffic jam due to people leaving New York, he reached Ground Zero
● Selflessly, without the orders of his fire chief or anyone else, completely of his own free will and against his wife's protest, Uncle Lenny went to Ground Zero and risked his life.
● He spent the day there helping people in need, giving up the water offered to him to the victims.
● Real Heroes:
● The fire men, police men, and paramedics that risked their lives at Ground Zero are real heroes. Without a care for themselves or the command from those in charge, they carried America on their back in a time of need.
● Man, Woman, Black, White, all were affected by the tragedy
● Man, Woman, Black, White, all were there to do all they can.
● Men like Uncle Leonard Young that bravely took a responsibility that wasn't there in a time of dire emergency, they are the real heroes.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No searching, I know this because I watch THE FUCKING DAILY SHOW. You think you're so special, knowing something anyone watching basic cable will know. Idiot.
now that's another prime example of Americanization. You know something because you watch basic cable? You get your knoweldge from a box? I'm disgusted at the literacy rates in America, you place more value on a black guy that plays basketball (A Canadian game by the way--check it out) and can't read then a black guy that put himself through school to better his and his families education.
Knowing something anyone watching basic cable would know...that cracks me up spooner.
Ever heard of Critical Thinking Skills?
Oh, they haven't done a show on those yet, just keep watching--and by the way everything that you see on TV is true.
GREAT JOB AMERICA!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WELL YES IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH FUCKHOLE.
I never justified it, I just stated the facts. I'm not saying some of your points aren't valid, I'm saying you're a fuckhole because you group all Americans in a group of Brain-dead morons.
Did it cross your mind fucking ONCE that some of us, hell, MOST of us don't agree with this war, and how it's being run? Do you just assume that the actions of a few higher-ups in the government directly represent the opinions of EVERY American? Apparently, you do, and that makes you an azzhat.
FACT- Few Americans think America is perfect.
FACT- Few Americans still believe the war in Iraq was jsutified.
FACT- Few Americans don't think you're a cakchanger.
Just because you present a few viable arguments, one numerous AMERICANS have made, doesn't mean you're special and it doesn't mean we're stupid. It just means YOU'RE a closed-minded fucking waste of protoplasm.
Leave before you look any stupider than you already do.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, I don't suck and I don't watch the Daily Show.
But good for you, so doesn't that make you sick to your stomach? Doesn't it make you mad that your VP is making money off the deaths of your soldiers?
American apathy...such a shame.
Actaully your entire country is a shame. Rotting from the inside out. Time is ticking assholes.
Where are you gonna goto for help? Oh I know the answer that one of you fuckibng idiots will type up: we don't need to ask for help, we'll just take it!
blah blah blah america rules go america blah blah blah superpower this. blah.
So impressive. Show me some stats that prove America is a better country to live in than Canada and maybe I'll sway in my opinion.
But I really doubt you'll be able to find anything.
HOORAY AMERICA!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who is Halliburton's owner?
What is Halliburton doing in Iraq?
What posistion does Halliburton's owner hold in the government?
Isn't that conmflict of interest?
Where is all that War Appropriations money going to?
Halliburton?
And WHO owns Halliburton?
Dick Cheney
Managing the Oil
Vice President
Yes
Dick Cheney's company, Halliburton.
A single noun does not qualify as a question.
Dick Cheney.
No searching, I know this because I watch THE FUCKING DAILY SHOW. You think you're so special, knowing something anyone watching basic cable will know. Idiot.
Served by a 15 year old virgin. Damn you suck.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:44:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Al Queda is just trying to piss us off.
The only thing better than an Uber-American is someone too fucking dense to realize there are sane people living here
What the Fuck are you trying to say?
Fucking GENIUS!
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:48:32 EDT (#)
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Americans!
So fucking funny! Outstanding! This post was not my idea, it was Hot Carl's, and he was 100 percent right!
None of you have picked up on what I was trying to do, the only ones that did are the ones that AVOIDED COMMENTING on this post.
And for the record, none of you could answer the fundamental question:
Who is Halliburton's owner?
What is Halliburton doing in Iraq?
What posistion does Halliburton's owner hold in the government?
Isn't that conmflict of interest?
Where is all that War Appropriations money going to?
Halliburton?
And WHO owns Halliburton?
GREAT WORK AMERICA!
FANTASTIC!
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:45:03 EDT (#)
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As for using Yahoo...
Obviously I would never use my actual email addy, I'm sure right now a few of you 'lesser minded' american half wits are planning a spam attack against the account.
You'll find it inoperative.
Thanks for playing! Now why don't you be a good little country and go back to watching American Idol or whatever the fuck you idiots do--hey a dorito's commercial is on...COOL!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO! LIKE OMG LOL RORLEOAOXFNOPIFOJZOIHF!
WTF?
YEAH AMERICA!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:44:36 EDT (#)
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Al Queda is just trying to piss us off.
The only thing better than an Uber-American is someone too fucking dense to realize there are sane people living here. You see those protests in New York and such? Those were us! Some of us don't like the war either! Azzhat.
I -2 you in the hope it will somehow lead to your death.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:42:19 EDT (#)
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Yams you're making this way too easy.
I'm actually almost in tears from your reply there--all the hallmarks of a christian! And the only thing worse in this world than an american, is a christian american--you get doubly brainwashed.
So keep on bragging on about superpower this blah blah blah superpower that, america is so tough--my country can kick your country's ass any day blah blah blah. Your intellect is startling--and by that I mean your lack of intellect is absolutley startling.
You missed the point completely Yams, COMPLETELY.
Maybe you should go back and read through the earlier replies before piping up like a spoiled little brat that just shit his diaper and is crying for mommy to come clean it up for him.
You'll find that I wa being sarcastic, I was looking to make your blood boil, etc.
And I won. So keep on ranting, I'm glad I could raise your blood pressure even if just for a little while.
You infantile fuck.
Submitted by runabout <runaround@yahoo> at 2004-05-25 20:40:51 EDT (#)
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There's a story in this site called "Marshall and Chris" that is completely stolen. Makes me wonder if anything on this site is original.
Submitted by Alfa_Veloce (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:40:40 EDT (#)
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You know I'd take you sersiously if your e-mail address wasn't so girly
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:28:31 EDT (#)
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"PS Im not in an Arab country, Im in a Canadian country. But I know you haven't figured out the whole map thing, so just forget it--us canadians don't want fucking anymore americans anyway."
So when I'm done with the Arabs, I'll hunt out all the fuckers in the world like you, and kill you. As I mentioned before, after I've taken Arab-land I'll give the finger to anyone who cares. That's people like you. And then I'll annihalate you. Hitler, you say? He had the right idea, but the Jews weren't the problem. In fact, most Muslims aren't the problem, either. Its the radicals I hate...I don't consider myself a radical Christian, just one who wants to preserve the religion as opposed to having it done away with when the Muslims get power or whatever they plan on doing. Dying?
Oh yeah, and we _are_ the only superpower...I guess you and your fucking mounties are going to come down and tell us to stop invading other countries after you've smoked a fat spliff and masturbated to your lack of power. So because you're pissed that Canada sucks bloody assholes you're going to bitch about America? You know, I don't have a problem with Canada in general, just stupid fucks like you who seem to think you're better than everyone else. So why do you have a problem with all of America, when you've never been here and really, it's only self-serving assholes like me that you hate? Hm? Answer that, you uneducated ignorant fuckface.
Submitted by Hellificared (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:23:38 EDT (#)
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Funny how much you hate america and your using yahoo....
fuckin twerp
hope you get cheese in yourasshole and you die
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:19:59 EDT (#)
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From here on out, I'm going to have to put disclaimers on my reviews.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:18:56 EDT (#)
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And for the record:
I hate Bush.
I hate the way or government functions.
I hate the lack of hockey coverage.
I'd rather live in Canada.
You still suck.
"That's Scott! Scott's a dick!"
- South Park
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:17:44 EDT (#)
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haha... the sarcasm in this was so thick I could have buttered my bread with it! Asshole!
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:34:05 (#)
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Bills, you are Un-american for giving this post so much attention, and so much of your time. If you want bastards who post pictures of 9-11 to get attention, why don't you just go fucking move there or something.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:07:50 EDT (#)
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Exhibit A: jenny_girly_2004.at.yahoo.ca
Jenny Girley? Shouldn't you be writing this in your Hello Kitty notebook?
"Dear Diary,
lik OMG america is sooooooooo mean. lik, this American kid in my gym class hit me in dodgeball and made me cry. he dint even say he wuz sorry. i hat america. =*("
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:04:16 EDT (#)
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And Yams, if you read the replies, I already dealt with that issue--the international relations issue.
PS Im not in an Arab country, Im in a Canadian country. But I know you haven't figured out the whole map thing, so just forget it--us canadians don't want fucking anymore americans anyway.
Come to think of it...what country DOES want americans?
Fucking jerk off!
Great Work America!
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:02:16 EDT (#)
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Typical American response:
blah blah blah, America rules...blah blah, only superpower, blah blah blah, canada sucks, blah blah blah kill all arabs blah blah. Bush is great blah blah blah, fucking arabs blahblahblah
ad nauseum.
Thank you America!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:59:00 EDT (#)
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Really depends on where you are. As for this..."after WW2 we had around 60 years of wonderful international relations--then comes Bush." You are obviously unaware of Vietnam, the Korean War, Kosovo, and others. Did you know that bush wasn't in office in the 1940's - 1970's while the Vietnam War was being fought? He wasn't, by the way. Oh, but I suppose that's what you fucking sand niggers call 'good relations'--fighting anybody who's not Muslim, right? Why don't you go find something large and choke on it.
Listen, no one in America wants to hear your bullshit. We live here, and we're damn proud of it. Hell, you're quite fortunate I myself am not the President, or the entire fucking Arab world would be nothing more than a smoking ruin right now, and I don't care what the rest of the world thinks. That's how much I hate you people--yep, even more than you hate me, but in a civilized way. I'd love to go on over and start killing radical Muslims, because they suck. They think they're going to get a foothold in the US by blowing up buildings and killing Israelis and mutilating Americans. Great idea!
Here's what I'd do if I were President:
1)Launch a full fledged nuclear strike on all Arab nations with no advance warning (after pulling all troops out of Iraq, Afghanistan, and Israel on the grounds that "you fuckers can deal with your own shit now")
2)Let everything sit around for a while and cool off.
3)Claim the entire area as American territory and give anyone who's got beef with that the finger.
Why? Because I'm American, and I can. Stop bitching because you're too much of a vagina to do anything about the current state of your country, like, say...move? Perhaps here? Uh oh, looks like I'm one of the rudest people you've ever met! Or do I just hate _you_ and you alone? That's for you to decide!
Submitted by Hellificared (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:58:25 EDT (#)
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i hope you read this very well,
Memorize every fucking letter of this post,
Its because of people like you that I wake up in the morning and I realize this world is fucked, America is a land of choices, opportunity, and obviously you havent realized that. This is a place that you can express yourself and express your ideas, who the fuck do you think you are to judge our people? Canada is just another country, but America has a name thats recognized. WE are a superpower. Fuck you and your hippie shit horseshit. Met a couple of rude people in Vegas and you think our whole countries fucked? Your the fuckin hyprocrite and your the reason why we have ouyr vietnams, our koreas, our forgotten soldiers, who died in vain. I want you to take the time to look in a mirror and stare real long hard at yourself. Feel proud that you can insult a country that could crush you like a mere bug? Life is worthless as it is. But if you think you can fuck with Americans your wrong. Because of our power of choice, we can and will make whats right right. As for Iraq. Thank god we got that power hungry fuck out of the country. He wanted to be a relious ICON for gods sake. I feel bad for canadians because if theres more like you, i hope you realize by boycotting our goods, your just fucking yourself in the process.
I bet your masturbating to the fact that you made a "most heated"
Fuckin wanker
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:57:17 EDT (#)
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I'll be hitting up Parris and I know I am NOTHING until after that and even then I am next to nothing. All I've done so far is a physical and the oath, nothing compared to anyone else.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:56:38 EDT (#)
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Oh, but I'm right....
A certain friend of mine, the one that got me interested in this site, the one that has made a few replies here, gave me this idea.
I don't believe it in any way shape or form, and as I said earlier, I haven't ever been to the US.
We just wanted to make some blood boil.
Mission accomplished.
NOW FUCK OFF!
Submitted by USMC_0656 (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:55:29 EDT (#)
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He was making a, obviously, fevered response to "Al-Queda's" comments about Marines raping and burning down villages. Rage induces some poorly thought out things. Engaging your keyboard before engaging brain happens to be one of them. All Marines get a little "blood hungry" before they have an RPG skim the ground 3 feet away. They settle down rather quickly after bootcamp. Make the decision about what he's worth in the Marine Corp after his drill instructors are done with him. If it makes it thru Parris Island or MCRD San Diego he can camp out in my fighting position any day. He's a Marine just like me.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:53:40 EDT (#)
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I was being fucking sarcastic, I'm only trying to do my part in this. Now you can stop your shit because someone who has been there can tell you how it really is.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:51:58 EDT (#)
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You silly fucking hit whore, Jenny.
I agree with many of the sentiments you posted, but you just had to go and write it in the most inflammatory, trolling way, didn't you?
Loss of life is never something to rejoice in, but you do have a point, if the US government dont start acting like a global citizen, then 9/11 will be an appetiser before the main event... ask the Balinese and Spaniards what theirs tasted like - they aren't happy.
If we could all get off the "us and them" diatribe promoted by Bush, we could see that the world is a truly amazing place, and that what affects one part of the planet affects another - borders are human concepts.
Then again, Jenny, you fucked yourself of ever having respect with this stupid post.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:50:49 EDT (#)
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Cpl Wormer?
Yes, that would make sense, an american steping in to solve a battle. I think you are fair minded, and I do not believe that the job you are doing over there is without merit.
I was getting uunder Brendans skin, as I'm sure you saw.
But 'Peace through Superior Firepower'?
That makes me sick to my stomach. I hope you come back safe. But really, should an uundereducated half wit like Brendan be sent to such a hostile situation?
He was posting about how he wants to rape women and kill children over there.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:45:29 EDT (#)
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USMC_0656 - You're right.
Shitstick before you were around there was Shit Post Thursday, that was my contribution to it.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:44:34 EDT (#)
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fucking goof...
thanks HCSF, you were right!
Submitted by USMC_0656 (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:43:22 EDT (#)
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Bill: Stop posting dammit. You haven't been anywhere and you're not a Marine yet. Don't post on our behalf.
Shitfuck: You've obviously NEVER been to Iraq. You obviously never interacted with a muslim other than what you see on TV. You've OBVIOUSLY never seen a Marine at work other than what you see in the news.
I'm in Iraq. I work with muslim Iraqis on a daily basis. I AM a Marine. Blood sells. The food, health care, and aide we provide DOESN'T so you won't see it on TV. Apes? Far from it. We've been doing humanitarian aide for many months and get shot at by RADICALS. Radicals are fundamentally a minority.
Before you open your mouth, you should experience what locals say to us. They ask for help on a constant basis. A street peddler tried to give me at least $100 in jewelry just for Motrin I gave him out of my pack because he broke his jaw. A broken jaw and no medical care. We're helping this country. We're not here to kill.
As for the weapons of mass destruction... I'm working with EOD right now. Do you know what Sarin Gas is? It's what Saddam Hussein used to eradicate thousands of Kurds... It's being found in bombs here in Iraq. You don't seem to address this. Why? Because it justifies the obvious? Yes. There is PROOF of this. It wasn't made up to wag the dog. I make a movement with a gas-mask because of a media scare, I do it because my men are dying.
Grow up and get out around the world before you talk big.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:41:30 EDT (#)
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An example of your Highly Educated...
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Submitted by Brendan <BReilly2345.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-30 11:33:17
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I like to masturbate. Its so much fun to play with Mini-Me. I masturbate all day to horses fucking omen. I am Irish and am hung like a light switch. Horses are HUGE. I wish I was hung like a Horse. It would make masturbting more fun. I knew a Black guy once we called him Tripod, one time a girl said he had a gorillia leg. WTF is a gorillia leg. They used to call her Oreo. On Thanksgiving she ate the dark meat if you get my drift. Damn you I
rish Curse. At least I have a big liver.
Unfuckingbelievable. Americans rule. Look what I just made you do you fucking stupid monkey. I don't pity you at all, you DESERVE that road side bomb that's gonna blow up and take your arms with it, you DESERVE to be a handicapped bedshitting half a fag for the rest of your sad pathetic little life you fucking idiot.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:38:56 EDT (#)
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Herpes you're right, I shouldn't give shitstick and Al-Queerda any more attention.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:38:02 EDT (#)
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My parents are both highly educated as is the rest of my family, I was the first to not finish school but that's because I'm joining the Marine's. So that argument is pretty much dead now isn't it. I hope you slip on a patch of ice and die, but the way you act I'm guessing some large American will meet you hear you speak and do the world a favor by killing you. Oh, please feel free to get your testicle's snipped cananda is already over it's pussy limit and can't afford to have you bring any more like you into the world.
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:37:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:34:05 EDT (#)
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Bills, you are Un-american for giving this post so much attention, and so much of your time. If you want bastards who post pictures of 9-11 to get attention, why don't you just go fucking move there or something.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:32:59 EDT (#)
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Oh god, I hit the Shift button, it's a hazard of typing as fast as I do.
I bet you're smiling broadly right now, think you got me good eh?
You can have one. But if I wanted to Brendan, I could make an absolute mockery of your grammatical ability.
At any rate there apeman, I'm really getting bored of toying with you. It's obvious you're just another stone dumb american patriot that believes in what his country is doing--I suggest you investigate, but that's beyond someone of your limited parenting. I imagine your parents aren't much more educated than yourself, probably labourers, warehouse workers or assembly line people. Congratulations on your upbringing.
So I'll leave you with this:
I'm am smarter than you and I see something inately wrong with the occupation of Iraq, does that make you wonder if there really is something to what I am saying? Possibly?
I mean--you're the obvious idiot here, you've admitted it. So if I'm smarter--maybe you should take heed. Either way I don't care.
I LOVE it when idiots like you give their lives for some worthless cause--just look at the 700+ soldiers that died before you--did they die for something real? something worthy?
Step in line and die.
The world is better off without braindead numbfucks like you. You fucking ape.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:22:47 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck is Bill. My name stands for Bills Super Bowl Champs, yeah they sucked after thier sweet start. I'm over it.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:21:31 EDT (#)
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Yeah, about WW@, <----- I missed that war in history class, was that when you fought those brave 8 year olds who rose up against you.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:20:50 EDT (#)
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I'm sure you'll be eating your words soon after you get there Bill.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:17:37 EDT (#)
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Yeah, about WW@, we actually got involved BEFORE the Americans. I don't expect someone of your minimal intelligence to know any history or political history, but I just though I'd drop that one on you.
Check it out if you like.
America is propaganda. Maybe you should check that word out too.
Fucking ape. When do your trainers take you back to your cage?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:17:09 EDT (#)
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You got me I can't wait to go rape and pillage and plunder. That's why I joined up. As for your "Army" I would love to see them in action. Canuckada versus France to see who runs first.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:15:14 EDT (#)
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This guy is fucking great.
Uh, I give up. You're right Brendan. There are no Universities, no women, no indoor plumbing and no sunshine.
We live in caves during the winter and igloos during the summer when the temperature is a little above Kelvin.
And for your information, we have amassed the largest standing army besides China's, we are forming an alliance with them immediatley and will be transporting nuclear weapons into American daycares within the week.
Have a great vacation in Iraq. I'm sure you're looking forwards to finally being able to beat and rape a woman without those pesky police officers getting involved.
Fucking ape.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:13:49 EDT (#)
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Shitstick and Al-Queerda are both canuck pieces of shit what a fucking suprise. More crap come's out your country than mexico, at least the spics appreciate this country, you fucks just think you're better because you haven't fought in a war in like 100 years, and no I don't believe you fought in WWi or WWII, you guys just stayed back making ice skates and hoping we'd take the bad people out.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:09:13 EDT (#)
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Shitstick I'm calling bullshit on you, there are no colleges in canuckada and there are certainly no women. I think you have an obsession with my father's cock, hey whatever works for you. I hope I do get sent to Iraq, I'm not some pussy like you who duck's when a car backfires.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:03:21 EDT (#)
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Brendan or Bill or whatever you fucking call a walking talking monkey these days...
You're dumb like stones. Do you get that? Can you visualize? Can you make a picture in that little mind of yours that shows you what I mean?
Rocks+You=Dumb like rocks.
Nothing sums up a stupid american stereotype like you. I know I used some big words there, but maybe your dad will take his cock out of your ass and help you with the dictionary. I know you don't know what that is, but there has to be a few americans around you that will want to help.
I get such a kick out of people like you.
For your information, I'm involved with a girl that is a History Major here at the University of Alberta (I live in Alberta, that's in Canada) She's extrodinarily beautiful and intelligent. I've posted about her a few times. I'm studying Education with a Major in Physics. I don't have any children and I don't work at Walmart. I have an enriched life--but I'm sure you'll never be able to grasp that kind of concept. I'd explain, but those rocks in your head prevent anything except for patriotic american propaganda from entering.
Have fun in Iraq. I sincerely hope you get sent there. And I sincerely hope you see first hand just how much american soldiers are 'loved' by third world and muslim nations.
Remeber, if you see a rock flying at your face, duck.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 18:49:19 EDT (#)
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Shitstick you are obviously my intellectual superior and your insults go right over my puny head, just because I chose the Marines over the Air Force and Navy doesn't mean I'm fucking stupid. I just feel that if I'm going to join I might as well join the best. Sorry I can't half ass my entire life like you. While you work your minimum wage job, sleep with your ugly wife and have several illiterate children and wish you were dead, I'll be doing something. I only wish I was a slap ass so I could go get a job at your Wal-Mart and boss you around like the slave you are.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 18:43:07 EDT (#)
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Fucking ape,
typical american stereotype.
your parents should be shot dead.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 18:40:34 EDT (#)
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You know Bill, i tried my hardest to bite my tongue--I even tried to compliment you on your choice of occupation (pun intended, but everyone knows Bill will never figure out what a pun is, or why it is funny in this application)
So know you assume I love Iraqis and want to put a bullet in my cheast.
You fucking redneck, truck driving, monkey IQ'd, President Bush fucking closet homosexual. I KNOW you fucked your litle sister when she was sleeping, because that's what fucking apes like you do. I KNOW you woke up one night with your daddies cock in your mouth, because that's what fucking apes like you and your father do to each other--I KNOW you dream of going to Iraq and participating in some prison abuse fiasco, because that's what fucking apes like you think is patriotism.
If you want to continue, I can bash at you all day, the only problem is your intellect--you can't understand my insults, except for ones like this:
Go fuck yourself you small cocked hairy backed Knuckle draggin ape, your idea of a fun night out is to get so drunk you piss your pants in public and maybe pick a fight with some homless guy on your way home. You're a fucking throwback, a reject, a genetic mistake. A fuck that shit about you doing intelligence work in Iraq, the only intelligence you'll be working on is finding your pee pee before it's too late and you piss yourself in front of your mom again.
Fucking ape.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 18:39:23 EDT (#)
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Al Queerda go outside stick your head in a snowbank and die.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 18:31:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:42:01 (#)
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Uh bill...intel?
Really?
Why would they send a retard to collect intelligence?
Oh wait a minute, it probably was a retard like you that collect the evidence of WMDs in Iraq in the first place. Great work there.
Fucking retard.
Wow you are so great, if you love those Iraqi's so much go join them that way I can put a bullet in your chest.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 18:29:16 EDT (#)
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Random joe makes my pussy wet, I need a cock in it so bad.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 18:27:23 EDT (#)
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You fucking idiot...I'm not american.
And you're right, those people didn't deserve to die like that.
Here's another kicker, I've NEVER been to america, I just made that point up to get under your fucking skin.
Jack asses.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-05-25 18:07:13 EDT (#)
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I would have given you a +2 because you are right about everything in your post. You know, you're right. America is rotting. As soon as I can, I'm moving to France. But that last part about enjoying 9/11 soured the entire post. I am not a patriotic person, but those people didn't derserve to die like that.
You go to Vegas, call us all stupid Yankee cunts, and assume thats the way we all are. Congratulations. Now you're just another stupid narrow-minded American.
Submitted by darknuke at 2004-05-25 17:54:20 EDT (#)
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Mmm. Go cry.
Your about 20 years late on your discussion of America being corrupt. I suggest you go listen to some punk.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-25 17:54:14 EDT (#)
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It's gettin' hot in here,
so take off all your clothes,
I am -- getting so hot,
I WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:50:31 EDT (#)
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huh?
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:38:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frozen-vodka (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:56:41 (#)
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Alright, being born and raised here in the US, I was all for most everything you were saying, up till the pic at the end. You're right, America is full of idiots and morons and fat cows who panic if they can't get their SUV through the McDonalds drive thru fast enough. And currently, we are being led by the king of all fuck-ups. However, even I have to admit that what happened in New York was a huge tragedy. Did we as a country deserve it...probably. Did the people who died, the lives that were destroyed, did the individual beings who have suffered because of it, both on 9/11 and afterwards, here, in Iraq, and in Afghanistan, deserve it? No. Laugh at what Bush is doing to this counrty. Laugh at how ridiculous the majority of the population is. Laugh at the fact that we are, indeed, the joke of the world, but laughing at senseless horror? That's just sick.
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Prrreeettty much. The last line of this post and one of your comments makes me want to kick your ass though. If you're for a better world, why would you even say shit like this, whether we *deserve* it or not?
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:35:15 EDT (#)
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Sigh. Obviously a cry for attention, and not only did you take the easy route by hating America, but you seemingly got quite a few people's blood pressure to rise.
....But you still suck.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:29:41 EDT (#)
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Pretty ballsy Nobb, where are you from...Europe?
Submitted by posthumouslaughter (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:29:13 EDT (#)
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What I would love to do if ever we met in person. I would demoralize you in ways you have never known. I would spit forth vast quantities of foul tasting words, so much in fact, your very ears would burn with the truth. I would sodomize your values, leaving you bleeding from your sacred "belief". You would know that my fists of anger were no match for your head of stupidity. How dare you exist, you harlot. You blow dogs for quarters.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gonna have to +2 because I only read the first two lines, and yes America does represent everything wrong with this planet.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Umm... don't quite know what to make of this.
How about a paper boat? Or a stick man weilding a katana?
Anything, ANYTHING other than the steaming pile of crap it is now.
Submitted by american killer <fucktheusa> at 2004-05-25 17:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:10:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
"We already boycot anything that bears a Made in America tag,"
You do realise this is an american website and the creator is american. The site was created in america, ran by an american, on an american network, and mostly visited by you guessed it... AMERICANS.
so is this site special? Or is it that you are a dumbass who contradicts herself?
It's sad that you made your entire judgement of america from the leader, and from one short visit to a city that's known for gambling, drugs and prosititution. I could easily visit some shit whole city in canada and immediately assume the same thing. Would you agree with me? No, because you've seen better places in canada than I had visited. You're grievances are ignorant, your views are biased, uninformed and uneducated. Stop your senseless dribble and do something productive!
Um, that's some amazing grammar you fucking stoopid american cocksucker
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"We already boycot anything that bears a Made in America tag,"
You do realise this is an american website and the creator is american. The site was created in america, ran by an american, on an american network, and mostly visited by you guessed it... AMERICANS.
so is this site special? Or is it that you are a dumbass who contradicts herself?
It's sad that you made your entire judgement of america from the leader, and from one short visit to a city that's known for gambling, drugs and prosititution. I could easily visit some shit whole city in canada and immediately assume the same thing. Would you agree with me? No, because you've seen better places in canada than I had visited. You're grievances are ignorant, your views are biased, uninformed and uneducated. Stop your senseless dribble and do something productive!
Submitted by LuridMoon (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for someone as "inteliigent" as this person claims to be, she should learn how to spell! "Proove me wrong"... so far, you've proven yourself idiotic
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh bill...intel?
Really?
Why would they send a retard to collect intelligence?
Oh wait a minute, it probably was a retard like you that collect the evidence of WMDs in Iraq in the first place. Great work there.
Fucking retard.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to be a fuckstick. I'll actually be doing intel for the Marines. The way I look at it, I get the same kick ass tech training and I get to learn how to kill, is there anything better,
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is anyone picking up some hostility towards america here?
or is it just me?
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:50:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by misnomer (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:37:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think Terrance and Phillip said it best.
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Actually that was Kyle's mom that said it. Terrance and Phillip are Canadian. They sang "Uncle Fucker".
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have to think you're a sick fuck, I know you are.
But what else should be expected of Marines? That they are educated, peace loving intellectuals? I think not.
They are trained murderers, but that's what the job requires. So good luck.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't want another 9/11, what kind of sick fuck do you think I am. The rape thing was a joke because Al Queerda said that's all Marine's do.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bill, mouthbreathers like you really scare me--it seems like there are more of you and less'tree huggers' around today. You are empowered by hate and violence, Hippies get their kicks from uuniversal oneness and all that art house fag stuff.
I give you props for joinging the marines, I think that's great--but all this crap about raping women, killing babies, wanting ANOTHER 911 so you can go to war...
That's disgusting. I hope you feel at home in the marines and that you make lots of like minded friends.
Submitted by misnomer (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think Terrance and Phillip said it best.
Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself>
Well, Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitfuck- What is so hard to believe. I have followed this war since the start and have supported it and the reason's it happened. I think the WMD were moved to Syria and thus not found. I hate the liberal/tree hugging hippies who would rather have more 9/11 type incidents then go out and get thier hands dirty. Also I'm not one of those chicken hawks who say how great the war is and sit at home, I have joined the Marines and God willing I'll be there in about 13 months.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:23:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
I know about the Halliburton situation but I don't care, that's a minor thing that gets blown out of proportion.
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:22:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
How the fuck are we losing in Iraq right now. It's martial law time, let the Marines do thier job and it would take all of a month to take out the renegades, but the media protects them by whining whenever a fucking Iraqi baby/women dies.
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This guy can't be serious.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sir, I'd be pleased to kill you. Just overjoyed.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know about the Halliburton situation but I don't care, that's a minor thing that gets blown out of proportion.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How the fuck are we losing in Iraq right now. It's martial law time, let the Marines do thier job and it would take all of a month to take out the renegades, but the media protects them by whining whenever a fucking Iraqi baby/women dies.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No one has answered my question:
Who owns Halliburton? Shouldn't that get you thinking? Do you know what they are responsible for in Iraq? Do you know who owns them? Do you know what posistion that owner holds in the US governement?
Find out, it will make you sick to your stomach.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
only thing good about your piece of shit tundra is the strip clubs and beer.
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Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:12:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright I'll bite for the "debate"
Other countries may like to see America in pain because it is human nature to see others better than you suffer. Think about it, why do most people read the tabloids? They want to see celebrities and other people whose lives are better and easier have a rough run of things. If someone wins the lottery others will say "son of a bitch, hope he goes broke." That is just how it is when you are better than others you are a target.
Sad but true. I wish all the countries governments on this planet would just grow up and realize they need to start working for the better lives of the citizens of Earth.
ABSOLUTLEY RIGHT SHARK. CONGRATULATIONS.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:58:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
That french froggie fuck should have been kissing our asses since there would be no France if not for us you asshole. As I remember France set a World Record for fastest surrender by a "Superpower" in a World War. And yeah I do enjoy raping women it's a good time. The best way to make sure a girl always screams is to rape the bitch.
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Ok Bill, i was originally against what alqaeda said but if you wanna say f**in stoopid shit well ill have to attack you too.
lets look at this
If not for America (founded in the last 500 years) there would be no France (Founded about 1200years ago)... hmm... amazing how they survived when america didnt even exist! dickhead...
Fastest surrender by a superpower? That is the shit that really pisses me off and its that "admitting you are wrong is cowardice" that kept us in Nam for 10 years and Iraq now. We got beaten both times, you hear? SOmetimes its better to accept your losses and get the f**k out of there, it would have saved a few hundred americans already...
give +2 to cancel my previous as retribution against bills retardedness.
mind you, i still fuckin hate mike moore
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:12:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Guys, you are playing right into this person's hands.
JUST... STOP... RESPONDING.
Great writing by the way Razor. But what I've noticed is the more people say 'don't respond' the more that people do. Thanks for the comment!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Theres no debate here just some high school bullshit.
Out
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't think anyone wants to debate you. you can't debate with
the ignorant. they are too stupid to realize that they are wrong.
i think most of us would just rather see you die that way we would have
more air for our suv's to pollute.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
will nobody be able to knock me from my pedestal of rightness?
I just got a call from the UN, they want me to spearhead the invasion force that will be taking over america and replacing George Cunt.
I told them I'd be honoured.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We should have just taken you over first and made you our bitches. You guys pledge like 200 troops and act like we owe you a favor. I mean that is half of your Army. The only thing good about your piece of shit tundra is the strip clubs and beer.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright I'll bite for the "debate"
Other countries may like to see America in pain because it is human nature to see others better than you suffer. Think about it, why do most people read the tabloids? They want to see celebrities and other people whose lives are better and easier have a rough run of things. If someone wins the lottery others will say "son of a bitch, hope he goes broke." That is just how it is when you are better than others you are a target.
Sad but true. I wish all the countries governments on this planet would just grow up and realize they need to start working for the better lives of the citizens of Earth.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Guys, you are playing right into this person's hands.
JUST... STOP... RESPONDING.
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you understand what you're saying?
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Yes, I do understand what I am saying. I hope your boyfriend's ass gets stretched and your animals look like mutated peeps after they get out of the microwave. I thought I was pretty blunt, eh.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
frozen vodka you're a twat.
and al quaida, debate you on what? you're stating opinions about what america deserved, and the facts you cite are fabricated.
3000 americans deserved to die because of AOL? you expect me to debate that? you're fucking delusional. if you want to spark debate on a post, you have to come up with a debatable topic. simply saying a lot of people deserved to die is not a valid topic. then you give unrelated reasons like mcdonalds and the kyoto accord. I've been to kyoto and it's not worth saving so try again. no, you're most definitely NOT looking for debate. you wrote a page-long flame and you want to piss people off and get most heated.
stop being fake. stop pretending you were 'kidding'. and please don't act like your winning a debate; there is no debate taking place here.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're right...it's america where a half wit president can get elected, lie to everyone, start a war for fun and kill off whomever he wants.
Oh yeah...who owns Halliburton?
Hmmmmmm........
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure you did, and even if you did I think they have other things to do, this isn't Canaduh where the government drinks XXX and gives each other hand jobs.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:58:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
That french froggie fuck should have been kissing our asses since there would be no France if not for us you asshole. As I remember France set a World Record for fastest surrender by a "Superpower" in a World War. And yeah I do enjoy raping women it's a good time. The best way to make sure a girl always screams is to rape the bitch.
Your country is extremely proud of you son. I bet you are a great asset to the marines.
PS-I forwarded a copy of your replies to the State Department and the Pentagon. Have fun!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Youre obviousely confused about your sexuality if you need to state your sex in your email address.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Frozen Vodka, you are completely right. What happened was a tragedy, and it was uundeserved. There are dumb americans in every country, even my own. The point I'm trying to get across is that the world enjoys seeing america in pain. Why? Discuss.
Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy fucking shit its easy to get people riled up..
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That french froggie fuck should have been kissing our asses since there would be no France if not for us you asshole. As I remember France set a World Record for fastest surrender by a "Superpower" in a World War. And yeah I do enjoy raping women it's a good time. The best way to make sure a girl always screams is to rape the bitch.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not totally true notapologizing...
But so far there haven't been any informed challenges to my posistion--with the exception of Loren1.
So if anyone wants to venture into a debate, feel free. But if you find it easier on your retarded minds to shoot insults at me...continue, I'm laughing my ass off as you proove me right.
Submitted by frozen-vodka (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, being born and raised here in the US, I was all for most everything you were saying, up till the pic at the end. You're right, America is full of idiots and morons and fat cows who panic if they can't get their SUV through the McDonalds drive thru fast enough. And currently, we are being led by the king of all fuck-ups. However, even I have to admit that what happened in New York was a huge tragedy. Did we as a country deserve it...probably. Did the people who died, the lives that were destroyed, did the individual beings who have suffered because of it, both on 9/11 and afterwards, here, in Iraq, and in Afghanistan, deserve it? No. Laugh at what Bush is doing to this counrty. Laugh at how ridiculous the majority of the population is. Laugh at the fact that we are, indeed, the joke of the world, but laughing at senseless horror? That's just sick.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:55:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:46:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I watched that "Bowling for Columbine" and saw that part about dumb Canadians not locking their doors. I really hope that you are one of those numb-fucks who does not keep your door locked just so some crazy, dirty, closed-minded, yank, walks his or her happy-ass across the border and microwaves your pets and breaks your computer and sodomizes your boyfriend.
I thought this was going to be a post that would actually keep my attention. Needless to say, this sucked more cock than a fag at Fort Dicks.
Yeah, this reply was fucking funny. Do you understand what you're saying?
Prolly not. I'd point it out to you, but why bother...you're just another fucking stoopid yankee masturbation expert.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, everybody stop. this cunt is obviously trying to get most heated.
based on all his/her replies and the post itself, we must agree that it's no longer worth commenting on.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:54:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:48:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hook line and sinker, everyone falls for the troll...
BINGO! SOMEONE FIGURED IT OUT!
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:53:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:47:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Proving who right, that cunt takes joy in the most tragic day in my life. I've met Sergeants for the NYPD who sent in men that never came out. I lived just outside the city for the last year and met alot of cops who are fucked up because they lived and thier buddy died, so lick my balls. Kids with no father/mother and this bitch takes joy in that. Fuck her and fuck you too.
Yeah well, go fuck yourself you baby killer. Four more year in the marines hey? Having fun raping women and burning villages? You dumb fuck.
I had a friend from France that went to visit 'Shit Zero" or whatever it was called. He took a piss on the site--can you believe it! That's so fucking funny.
Pissed all over those fucking throw away americans.
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hook line and sinker, everyone falls for the troll...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Proving who right, that cunt takes joy in the most tragic day in my life. I've met Sergeants for the NYPD who sent in men that never came out. I lived just outside the city for the last year and met alot of cops who are fucked up because they lived and thier buddy died, so lick my balls. Kids with no father/mother and this bitch takes joy in that. Fuck her and fuck you too.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
american is not a race.
every point you try to make only serves to make a point against yourself. i totally agree with Loren, and that is exactly what i felt when reading your post. I have never called for anyones banning here, but I would love to see you disappear forever.
you are not right. you are not smart. you are not important. you are only stupid and offensive. your mama must be damn proud.
you're a little fish in a big fucking ocean, you fucking horse mound.
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I watched that "Bowling for Columbine" and saw that part about dumb Canadians not locking their doors. I really hope that you are one of those numb-fucks who does not keep your door locked just so some crazy, dirty, closed-minded, yank, walks his or her happy-ass across the border and microwaves your pets and breaks your computer and sodomizes your boyfriend.
I thought this was going to be a post that would actually keep my attention. Needless to say, this sucked more cock than a fag at Fort Dicks.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but where in vegas did you stay?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:44:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:39:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
If Bush see's this inane piece of shit post he's gonna take over Canuckada, now let's see posting a pic of 2500 innocent people , who also had good job's, getting slaughtered and then crying for a few savages who get killed is a fucking idiotic thing to do. If 9/11 never happens then we never attack you dumb canuck. Stay in Cananda, never come back. Talk to me in 4 years after I get out of the Marines, I'm sure I'll love one more kill after I'm done.
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WTF? It's guys like this that are prooving her right you know...but that's it for me, I'm staying out of this mess.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
next time you come in here talking shit maybe you shouldn't
keep your e-mail address where people can see it. that is if
there is a next time. i'd hate to see your computer get taken
down by a nasty little virus. and if you hate americans so much
then how can you claim to know so much about them? homophobes? racists?
it's not 1950 anymore. and i know i shouldn't keep responding to you
and your obviously ignorant implications about the people in our country
but someone should educate you because it's obvious that your beloved
canada is lacking in that department.
Submitted by Tom at 2004-05-25 13:41:24 EDT (#)
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I don't support Bush at all. I think he has done some bone head things. Yes, America has made many mistakes in the past, but don't take it out on the innocent. Never take it out on the innocent. Did I do any of this? No. Should I die?
No.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:40:23 EDT (#)
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why write about what america has done to the world? you're canadian, yet you're so absorbed in what america does that you sound, well, jealous.
*your kyoto accord was unreasonable for the US; clinton signed it knowing he wouldn't be around to solve the problem of actual implementation
*we don't NEED UN support in Iraq. Bush is simply pandering to the political environment in the US. Personally, i think he should declare martial law in iraq and shoot everyone who is outside after 8PM. and by the way, the war in Iraq was approved by congress; not executed by one man as you claim.
*thanks for all the great canadian doctors here. you train em, we pay em what they're worth.
*why don't you actually join al quaida? you love them so much that I'm SURE they'd welcome you in their group. Join them and fight the evil US.
*worry about your own country and its' problems. you claim we shouldn't be trying to solve everything we see as a problem, yet you open your toothless rot-hole and spew shit about solving problems yourself.
*from the character displayed here, it's a wonder why the people in vegas didn't fucking love you
*the canucks suck
*as if you don't have SUV's in canada. I know you do. in fact, an suv with a part i helped design is PRODUCED in canada. now go chop down a log so i can grind it into boards and build american houses with it.
*you're a nameless, faceless coward. You stand here in support of murder. You are sad and confused and gullible; sounds like you'd fit in nicely with a terrorist group. But I bet you would never die for your country or anything else. You are worthless in every sense of the word.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Queda, you know I love you, but this is fucking stupid. Sorry.
But I have a feeling I know what is coming next...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If Bush see's this inane piece of shit post he's gonna take over Canuckada, now let's see posting a pic of 2500 innocent people , who also had good job's, getting slaughtered and then crying for a few savages who get killed is a fucking idiotic thing to do. If 9/11 never happens then we never attack you dumb canuck. Stay in Cananda, never come back. Talk to me in 4 years after I get out of the Marines, I'm sure I'll love one more kill after I'm done.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uninformed, and using an american email address. Go cancel your Yahoo account.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:37:39 EDT (#)
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Loren1, suck my dirtty, biodegradeable tampon you lousy slut.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not American. I hope all Muslims die tomorrow.
Or on a lighter note, you get bummed by a whale.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You little fucking cunt, try educating yourself, and maybe you can amount to more than the stupid, worthless piece of shit you are today. You're a pathetic, bandwagon-jumping jackass, and you need to become aware of it. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovering from it.
I hope something so horrible that it escapes even your wildest imagination happens to your neighbors, your family, your friends, and especially to YOU - you stupid, spiteful, jealous, evil Canadian whore.
Oh, and for the record, "VEGAS" is not a country.
Loren, NY, USA.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:34:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:29:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
"after WW2 we had around 60 years of wonderful international relations"
Korea? Vietnam? Bosnia? The first Gulf War? The Cold War?
Where the hell have you been?
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All american wars...I meant we as in the rest of the world. We seem to get along fine. Until you throw in a power hungry american redneck and the whole fucking thing goes to shit.
Submitted by James <americnfatass.at.msn.com> at 2004-05-25 13:33:30 EDT (#)
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You know it's pretty sad when a place like the internet is the only place that cowards such yourself can sit and post things anonymously and talk smack on a country that is around because if it wasn't have the countries on this planet wouldn't be here today. So what if we use too much of everything, it just means that you haven't caught up with us. It's obvious from your Canadian upbringing is that when a war breaks out you do nothing but cower in yer little holes screaming NUETRALITY! WE DONT ANY PART OF THIS! And trust me......if America wanted to, we'd walk right over Canada and take over your heavily taxed country in a day or two so please if you wanna talk about a poor country......let's talk about a country that you can't even smoke a cigarette in because they're they might get cancer. Now I won't deny the charge that our president's an idiot....but you're spouting things that are already known. So do us all a favor, get off the computer and come down to our so called "filthy country" and do something about it. Change us for the better if you can.
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:30:15 EDT (#)
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btw, you should boycott this site too, its american
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:29:37 EDT (#)
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i was about to start tearing down your wall of hatred only to realize it was made of stupidity
"Your dad should have rolled off your mother and shot you all over the wall."
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:29:32 EDT (#)
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i hope you get rammed in the ass by one of those big canadian elk
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:29:23 EDT (#)
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"after WW2 we had around 60 years of wonderful international relations"
Korea? Vietnam? Bosnia? The first Gulf War? The Cold War?
Where the hell have you been?
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:27:57 EDT (#)
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Have fun voting Bush in for another fucked four years you mindless rats.
And the replies are accurate in my assumption that americans are the dumbest race on earth. Proove me wrong.
You're all a bunch of red neck, homophobe, racists.
Try thinking for yourself someday, if it doesn't kill you that is.
Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:26:44 EDT (#)
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The US should declare war on the environment, it'll help the economy and its something everybody could support
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:22:42 EDT (#)
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Yes but heres the funny thing Al-Qaeda, by saying all this stuff about america you are acknowledging it power and its relevance and showing yourself up as what you are...
Jealous and Pathetic
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:21:21 EDT (#)
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it's too bad you left already. i would pay just about anything
to fly to vegas and kill you with my bare hands. i think you are a
nasty, arrogant, misinformed little piece of canadian shit.
and i bet it's all a big funny joke until some iraqi piece of
camel fesces flies a plane into your country and kills people you
love. maybe you can watch why akmed cuts your mom's head off with
a butterknife eh?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And you realize that the casualties of 9/11 were from many different races, not even half of which were American.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:20:25 EDT (#)
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Your one stupid fuck. Kyoto won't work because it would kill the economy of everyone who uses it.
The Arabs hate everybody because they are still pissed off that they haven't gotten out of the middle ages yet. They haven't realized that a government based on Islam doesn't work.
Iraq doesn't help the U.S. in the rest of the world's eyes, but nobody really like us a lot to start with. It is a bitch owing somebody else for you success and security isn't it?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:19:38 EDT (#)
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And us are sick of these kinds of posts trying to get on most heated.
But one thing about 9/11 is that they took over the planes with boxcutters. What the hell?
Submitted by Trishtopher (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:19:28 EDT (#)
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Pah.
Killing innocents isn't right no matter what country you come from.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are not special and you did not post anything that anyone else who hates America has not already posted so you get a -2.
Tell me something new next time about why my country sucks instead of just puking up ideas others have had long before you were ever thought in your heroin addicted fathers mind.
You are also a hypocrite but that's a whole other story that I will not go into with some pre-teen trying to get some heat.
Your dad should have rolled off your mother and shot you all over the wall.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Snore.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:14:40 EDT (#)
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good points but full of useless hatred shit
and I'm canadian
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:13:50 EDT (#)
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where in town did you stay?
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:13:19 EDT (#)
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And I'm American. In case you couldn't derive that fact from my comment.
Submitted by Cal (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:12:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:12:33 EDT (#)
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I'm sure the WTC had at least one Canadian in it. But nonetheless, you make a good point. The only reason i regret the attacks occurring is that Bush played off of it too well. Had those fucking planes never flown into the side of those buildings, there would be no fuckign stupid war on Iraq, and maybe those bastard Arabs wouldn't hate us so much and our gas wouldn't cost fucking $2.06 a gallon.
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-05-25 13:09:12 EDT (#)
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Any american that -2's this will probably vote for Bush, or they are so fucking stupid they don't know what the word 'vote' means and will sit on the sidelines so that 25 percent of the population can control the rest.
GREAT WORK AMERICA!