Bird Shits in Cyndi Lauper's Mouth While She is Performing. (3577 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.05 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by theWELLofZION<mvsydow.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-25 14:57:05 EDT
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/196752p-169888c.html
Cyndi's airborne critic
Somewhere over Massachusetts is a sparrow who apparently doesn't care for '80s rock.
Cyndi Lauper was reaching for a high note during her opening number at Saturday's KISS-108-sponsored concert in Mansfield, Mass., when from the sky came a white glob of bird poop.
The fecal critique landed in her open mouth.
Showing more aplomb than Tippi Hedren ever displayed in "The Birds," the Brooklyn-born rocker wiped her tongue on her sleeve and kept on rockin'.
The 50-year-old singer did kvetch backstage that a bird once plopped on her head while she was on stage.
"My grandmother says it's good luck, but I think it's disgusting," she moaned.
Maybe birds just want to have fun.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-17 11:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And he used it to vote for himself.
Submitted by theWELLofZION (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:44:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
it was just better. #2. SOlid.
Votes didn't count, but it's kind of sad.
hahahaha
The indestructible WillZone had a shit-alter.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-17 11:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I just realized that with WillZone's penchant for anagrams, that this is the man himself.
theWELLofZION = WillZone.
HAHAHAHAHA
He had a shitty alter ego that he used to rant and ruin peoples' +2 streaks.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-26 07:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Balloon Knot has spoken!
Submitted by lilbill87 (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I gave you free hit whoring on this post! your post reminded me of my childhood
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-25 22:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
theWELLofZION
THEillONE
WillZone
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..hmmm..
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:44:34 EDT (#)
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Far fucking out she's 50.
Hell thats older than me!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-25 18:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope the well soon run's dry.
Submitted by THEillONE (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoever -2's this is an asshole.
Submitted by lilbill87 (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got pooped on by a pelican once
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because Loren is a crabby bitch.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-25 17:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting..."
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-05-25 16:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for a funny story
-2 for cutting and pasting
-2 for not adding ANYTHING to something so blatantly open to ridicule.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:11:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
A +2 rating for a boring cut&paste article with a link?
Wow.
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Ultimate bitch. And fuck you for calling me the worst "author" on this site. Thanks asshole. Here's a +2 for your post anyway.
Submitted by theWELLofZION (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren is a cunt thats why. She rates me based on past entries and not the caliber of this one.
Loren, bitch, slut...fuck you.
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im extremely disappointed in the fact that there are no pictures of this. Haing said that, i laughed...
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:11:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
A +2 rating for a boring cut&paste article with a link?
Wow.
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I think we found a Cindi Lauper fan.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:01:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though he was a decade late, God finally declares that Cyndi Lauper sucks.
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Well said.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
A +2 rating for a boring cut&paste article with a link?
Wow.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i guess the bird had had enough of the shit coming OUT of her mouth so he decided to......
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone's a critic.
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spec-fucking-tacular.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though he was a decade late, God finally declares that Cyndi Lauper sucks.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 all over that.
1980's sparrow scat porn rocks!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-25 15:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where the hell is Captain Lou when she needs him?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the single greatest thing I have ever heard. +2!