A joke that is both good and bad (693 hits)
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Submitted by Pope Stager <npederacer.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-25 19:41:37 EDT
It was my table's day to go outside in the courtyard to eat lunch. Me and my friends were just hanging around and talking until a girl at a nearby table is strutting her stuff. I was admiring her boobs until I saw her face. I immediately looked away, but it was too late. My friend Zach had gone over to talk to her, which is never good. Zach is the kind of friend that plays those jokes on you that really screw you over, but never really get mad. Anyway she came towards us and Zach said "I told her you liked her". Fuck. Soon after this though, she went back inside. But it wasn't over. The following Monday we were at lunch yet again when I went to get a drink. When I came back I heard some of the most joyful news ever. Zach had told the girl I would go with her to the local faire. The word fuck was said over and over in my mind. I wanted that night to be what I would call a whoring night. It's when I go around with any acceptable-looking chicks and do whatever with them. But then Zach and the rest of the table came up with a wager that caught my interest. If I fuck her, everyone will give me some money. I didn't hesitate at all. I made the bet right then and there. The big day is tomorrow and I hope she shows. Sometimes practical jokes can have it's perks.
User Reviews
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your name is Pope! And you're going to FUCK A GIRL! I'm going to go insert my penis in the drain pipe and call the plumber guys to come get it out. Maybe I can get some money out of it!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And you're, what, 14?
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Zach had told the girl I would go with her to the local faire"
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
+1 for that line alone, you English fuck
GO RUSH WOO!!
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you fuck her and she has some STD so that you may never fuck again. Then I hope a wolverine eats your brain.
Submitted by mana_kirby (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All my life, I've been under the impression that jokes were supposed to be funny.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
courtyard, faire, strutting, perks...
Have fun with your 4th grade whore.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, where's the joke?
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't realize it was possible to suck this badly.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope your bully reads this and beats your ass accordingly.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The joke that is both good and bad.
You got that right. Except for the "good" part.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you get a little red sore on your mouth or your "obviously prepubescent" dick...do us all a favor and stick to internet porn and creating tissue "jellyfish" in the comforts of your closet.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LIEK OMG WTF LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"It was my table's day to go outside in the courtyard to eat lunch"
What are you, in middle school?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
Submitted by Prosthetic_Forehead (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
um...
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-25 19:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it, are you supposed to be the joke?