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Camel Jockey Friday Night Stand-Up (1215 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -1 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Pubert (View user info) at 2004-05-25 20:00:20 EDT


By now probably everyone who visits Ubersite has seen the video with Berg gettin' his head cut off. Few days after I saw it myself I thought how would it be if they made it to look like "Who's line is it anyway".
I mean, imagine...

"Tonight on Who's Line of fire is it Anyway...
The man with the AK, Al-Way Nebr-Ady
The cool guy with the knife, Yassic Ollin-Mo Cri
You can't see my face, Abryan Wazziri Stil-esi
Tonight's guest, black masked asshole, Ca-Mel Jockey
and I'm your host, welcome everybody and lets start the show. If you're watching this, this is pre-recorded, so yelling at the screen won't help.
Lets start the show with the game where we take suggestions from the audience and have the contestants act out as many of them as possible, and at thw end we give them imaginary points, which can be traded in for an imaginary camel".
Host: "Things you're most likely to hear in the show biz"

AK: "Don't pout, you won't get AHEAD with that attitude"
Asshole: "I'm sorry, this isn't my friend, my friend was a HEAD taller"
AK: "Gimme HEAD"
Mask: "This is the worst place to lose your HEAD"
Knife: "CUT!!!"

...And so on and so forth. Feel free to bitch and moan, I know I'm an asshole, and I had nothing better to do. Ta ta..

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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fucktard

Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-25 23:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 cause it takes some balls to put up something in this bad of taste.

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

<field crickets..............lots of field crickets>

Submitted by Alfa_Veloce (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

hmmmmmmm

Submitted by Prosthetic_Forehead (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

man, you bombed...just give it up. yes, it was that lame
-pf

Submitted by facehead (user info) at 2004-05-25 20:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What more can I say. I thought it was good for a chuckle.


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