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Birds just want to have fun... (641 hits)

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Rating: 0.33 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by SlowlyRotting <therickva.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-26 10:16:11 EDT


He couldn't wait for Avril to open her big mouth????

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,120903,00.html

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There's a bird in Massachusetts that just doesn't want to have fun, reports the New York Daily News.

Eighties pop sensation Cyndi Lauper (search), who's reinvented herself as a singer of American standards, was striving to hit a high note at an open-air concert outside Boston this past Saturday night.

Up went Lauper's open mouth. Down came a blob of bird poop. Bingo.

Lauper showed her true colors, however, by simply wiping her tongue on her sleeve and continuing to sing, says the newspaper.

Once backstage, Lauper, 50, did mention that she'd had previous encounters with avian excreta, though it had only landed on her head before.

"My grandmother says it's good luck," she said, "but I think it's disgusting."

The concert, which also featured Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne and Sean Paul, was sponsored by radio station KISS-FM as a benefit for children with birth and genetic defects.



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Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SR: don't apologise to those assholes. You must have
taken your meds.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-26 10:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This was posted yesterday, but I'll give you +1 for the pic

Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-26 10:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry... didnt have time to read all of uber this morning.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-26 10:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

open your eyes

http://www.ubersite.com/m/34145

Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-05-26 10:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i liked the photo. it's funny. fuckin' noob

Submitted by jeeves (user info) at 2004-05-26 10:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You sure took all of 5 minutes to make that picture, huh?

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-26 10:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Already covered.


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