Uber Wars: A New Hope: In Need of Characters (1391 hits)
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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2004-05-26 15:52:15 EDT
I'm writing up a story entitled "uber wars: A New Hope" it's going to be... obviously a parody of star wars.
I'll need your name and what side you want to be on, what you want to play in the story, gender, stuff like that.
Main characters i will choose myself so... you can apply for the job but i'll only pick the one's that i like.
Watch out Bitches, ubersite is takin down the empire!!
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-01-10 20:59:17 EST (#)
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But... but...
I WANNA BE YODA! WAAAAAAAH!
Ok I'll settle to be one of the good guys who doesn't die.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:48:02 EDT (#)
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WELL????
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-19 14:56:35 EDT (#)
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Can I be the Uber equivalant of Princess Leia? Please?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-19 14:42:18 EDT (#)
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sorry this is takin so long, all my notes were lost for "A New Hope" and i've been lookin for a new job. Quit my last one cause my Manager was anal retentive.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-05-30 05:11:03 EDT (#)
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Hey, lemme be in it, Don. Name, Slypher. Side, Dark. Gender, Male. After that, do what you will with me.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:26:40 EDT (#)
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I got your back Don, but if you pick me, at least try to take it easy on me!
Nah--do your worst, er...best...you know.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-05-29 10:44:02 EDT (#)
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Name: As above.
Light side if you will please, female.
The rest I'll leave up to you.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-05-29 02:05:44 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, but it's got to be said. WillZone is becoming such a Buzzkill.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-05-29 01:54:53 EDT (#)
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i'm down like a clown, charlie brown
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-28 18:59:58 EDT (#)
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Wiki *hearts* Donitsu
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-28 14:50:57 EDT (#)
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Ill go for it. I wouldnt mind being on the Empire side.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-28 13:46:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-28 11:39:38 (#)
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We don't need masturbatory stories about uber.
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WillZone you can be a Klingon on the Ass of Uber?
Your character will fit you Perfectly!
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-05-28 12:33:51 EDT (#)
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I'll be Doyle again, a regenerating ghoul who throws pieces of his own flesh that explode.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-28 11:39:38 EDT (#)
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We don't need masturbatory stories about uber.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-05-28 00:16:51 EDT (#)
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If you thought chewbaca was hairy, wait until you see my wookie.
Submitted by KikUinTheOvaryBitch (user info) at 2004-05-27 23:59:09 EDT (#)
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The names Chris id like to be a symbian robot please.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-05-27 22:25:13 EDT (#)
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I'll be in. I'm male. And I'm pretty sure George Bush would decide that I am on the Dark Side.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-27 22:05:12 EDT (#)
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Sweet, EVERYBODYS IN DAMNIT I JUST NEED YOUR NAMES!!!
Submitted by kireisarah (user info) at 2004-05-27 21:59:39 EDT (#)
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I'll be in it! Sarah, female... I'll be anything... though being Dark Side might be kinda cool.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:49:23 EDT (#)
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Sides, you're definitely in it
Nigga.... you can be the lone Black Jedi who gets chased by the dark side group known only as the KKK
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:19:21 EDT (#)
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Mr. T Money, with all due respect-- Mary belongs to me. Feel free to use your bat on me.
Another thing-- If I'M not in the story, it'll be garbage.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:17:31 EDT (#)
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Silly Nigga
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:15:11 EDT (#)
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Mary is referring to my past relationships where I've been cheated on-- and beat the shit out of the cheatee with the baseball bat.
And if I'm not a main character, the story will be shit.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:11:31 EDT (#)
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I'm not allowed to do that.
You see, I'm afraid you would get beaten with a baseball bat.
But. I'll umm.. babysit your little sister.. or something..
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:04:32 EDT (#)
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Bah! Screw that then....
why not... hang out for the night
in my bed?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-27 18:44:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:09:03 (#)
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Haha, Wiki... I can make it happen... for a price....
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Woooo..Awesome
Name your price, sir.
I'll do anything! Except sleep with you. I won't even lay beside you in the bed. I done learned my lesson, I did, I did.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-27 18:38:29 EDT (#)
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PMJ, You got it.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-27 16:35:53 EDT (#)
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if all goes well there will be sequels, also, it's going to be hard to have everybody in the rolls they've asked for, i'll try to stay in the same lines as the character you've given me (dark side, male, whatever) but i dont know if i can make you a Jedi as there were only like 3 jedi's in A New Hope.
This should be up in a few days i've already started writing it.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-05-27 16:08:46 EDT (#)
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make me a 2 line stormtrooper.
and give me an awesome death becuase i dont expect a sequel to this shit.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-27 15:57:36 EDT (#)
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I've always wanted to be a character in something on here. I was about to be one in Uberia, but then that series stopped.
Make me something annoying and/or slimy if you can. Something along the lines of 'Jar Jar the Hutt'
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-05-27 14:07:23 EDT (#)
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i am the bad guy.
Submitted by Sci-Fi_Man (user info) at 2004-05-27 14:06:29 EDT (#)
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CANON FODDER!!!!
Make me a one line Stormtrooper.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-27 14:02:38 EDT (#)
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out me in coach... i'll be a klingon... what?
Submitted by PurpleHaze (user info) at 2004-05-27 13:59:12 EDT (#)
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Male I guess Iw ill be on the light side.
Nice idea too.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-05-27 13:45:47 EDT (#)
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cool, am i in as my character then donitsu?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:11:49 EDT (#)
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Damn you people i need more characters!!!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:45:10 EDT (#)
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haha, Mystia i already have you written in. everybody that wrote on this post got in.
Besides, why wouldn't i put in my favorite "rater only"? haha
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:43:35 EDT (#)
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Well piss on you then mister.
I've asked twice!
Guess I don't get tp play eh?
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:39:24 EDT (#)
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Kracka/Black Ninja- male- and i guess i will be the Lando Calrissian of the crew.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:22:11 EDT (#)
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I have pretty much an unlimited amount of space.... you're in doom.
Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-05-27 01:10:56 EDT (#)
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If there's still any room for characters...
All I want to do is kill some good guys in as cool a way as possible. C'mon; the name's "Domochevsky"! Tell me that whem you read that you don't think of a baddass Russian guy with an awesome weapon mass-murdering the good guys.
Anyways, if there's still any space for characters, I'm in.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 23:50:51 EDT (#)
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so... luke's mother in law tom?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-26 23:41:25 EDT (#)
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Tom
The guy everyone hates.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-05-26 23:32:20 EDT (#)
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He -2's anything worth reading. If it gets a +2...don't read it. If it gets a -2 or you usually write something decent...it is safe to read
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 23:21:39 EDT (#)
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I do what i can ugaly, he's been -2'n my stuff lately.... check out my last post if you want to.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-05-26 23:15:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:56:47 (#)
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Hey BK, you know... to make whatever I did up to you... I"m gonna make you a bleach and glass smoothee.....
Enjoy!
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HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA
HA
That was hilarious. Though I think a few others could use it a little bit more
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 23:05:20 EDT (#)
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Definitely bong.... definitely.
It seems that I have a lot of characters on my hand and I may try to make this into a series if it goes too long.
Depends totally on the interest.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-05-26 23:02:34 EDT (#)
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BongZilla, male, and try to fit me in as a Boba Fett type of character if not, Id like to be a wookie. Thanks.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:56:47 EDT (#)
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Hey BK, you know... to make whatever I did up to you... I"m gonna make you a bleach and glass smoothee.....
Enjoy!
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:55:37 EDT (#)
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Bowel movements. I'm writing about shit too.
Balloon Knot has spoken!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:46:58 EDT (#)
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Awesomest thing about that AJ.... you were already cast as him earlier today....
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:44:19 EDT (#)
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Can I be an evil temptress who blows up C3PO?
Please? I'll bake you a cake.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:33:15 EDT (#)
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Dibs on C-3PO
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:28:15 EDT (#)
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Maiorano already has that... he's gonna be an insult beanbag.
Any other particular part?
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:06:34 EDT (#)
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1596
I call Han Solo's part in the story.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:09:03 EDT (#)
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Haha, Wiki... I can make it happen... for a price....
Main characters are falling into place the final piece should be produced in a few days, depending on my work schedule.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:00:35 EDT (#)
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I'm Acarnis, the cool bounty hunter that isn't much of an integral character in the main plot. [Boba Fett] I'll be in the Dark Side, or whichever side you please.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:41:32 EDT (#)
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The Luvdog.
Good side.
You create the rest.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:05:06 EDT (#)
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oooh pick me pick me!
Dark side please...
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-26 18:53:25 EDT (#)
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Oh man bud, I better be in this.
Female, viv/squirrel/ohlookasquirrel/vivian, and put me on HABEEB'S SIDE!
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-05-26 18:30:12 EDT (#)
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are there gonna be jedi and sith in your story?
if not, than whatever your parody is will be fine.
I can be one with the negative side...(que heavy breathing)
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-26 18:18:50 EDT (#)
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I definitely want to be a bounty hunter.
Male
I'll work for whatever side pays better.
...or has hotter women.
Boba Fett style bitch.
Werd.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-26 18:07:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:01:56 (#)
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ME = female not caring which side i am on...
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Ditto.
name's Mary. I can be anything..
I think at one point, though, I should have hot, steaming sex with 'Burns.
Yummy.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:33:36 EDT (#)
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I wanna be on the good side....
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:31:25 EDT (#)
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I'll be Angus "Haggis" McScottish, a blundering engineer who spouts on about the old country, haggis and carried a defunct set of bagpipes on his back.
He has a bedraggled beard and says "och" at the beginning and end of every line and calls everyone, regardless of age, sex, or social status "laddie".
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:24:54 EDT (#)
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Everybody that applies will be in.
Not everybody will get a leading roll.....
Submitted by Mr_Insanity (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:18:45 EDT (#)
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Can be bothered to explain his role in the Star Wars movies (IV, V, IV), REAL fan/geeks should understand the parody...
Name: Wedgie
Role: Rebel Pilot, is quite good, is one of the only rebel 'extras' that has lines and doesn't die, blows up stuff like big Walkers, Tie Fighters and Death Stars, but as he isn't a MAIN character he gets no credit and is easily forgotten. Likes to dance with Ewoks.
Main characteristics:
Wears only big white briefs, which is constantly pulled up as far up his body as possible, revealing a huge arse crack. Might wear white socks (pulled up) on the snow planet.
Has bad Irish accent
Chain smoker
Stubble
Furry Dice
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:15:45 EDT (#)
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I want to be storm trooper #436. I want to be the guy who boards the princesses ship and gives the all clear. Then I want to die in an explosion.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:14:31 EDT (#)
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I wanna be the a Sith lord.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:13:28 EDT (#)
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Cool concept.
I'm female, and I am pretty neutral on which side I would be on. I have a feeling I would make a good evil villainness.
Submitted by McMuffin (user info) at 2004-05-26 17:06:50 EDT (#)
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McMuffin
Male
Dark as the darkest night of the year, in a deep cave. With a rock over the entrance. During an eclipse.
Alling with anybody and everybody.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:59:04 EDT (#)
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I will be Jesus
Or fit me in anywhere
Just put me in or face doooomm
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:56:15 EDT (#)
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How many people do you think are gonna get confused thinking this is Team Wars?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:55:27 EDT (#)
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Oo! Oo! I want to be a one of Jabba's (or whoever Jabba is "played" by) thugs named Catal. A male one.
I think the band Supernova said it best: "Chewbacca! What a wookie!"
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:54:43 EDT (#)
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Can I be a Wookie?
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:52:06 EDT (#)
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iamhewhoisnot
male
no preferences on side or anything else...
thank you
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:50:40 EDT (#)
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If you want an evil female character... pick me!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:47:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-06 04:32:25 (#)
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I'll be Kwijibo McGiantpenis, the starship Razor's resident womanizing gynecologist.
Change "starship Razor" to whatever ship you want to put me on, and I'll be in.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:42:20 EDT (#)
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Ugaly...I want to me the equivalent of r2-d2. I doubt it matters gender but incase it does...male
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:38:39 EDT (#)
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Make me evil. For I am.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:26:59 EDT (#)
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So can I be what character I chose, Don?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:24:51 EDT (#)
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Righto, i'm workin on it.
Submitted by CaptainStach (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:22:52 EDT (#)
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I want to be in it, and my only desire is to be the first one killed. Hell you can start the story with my brutal murder. I don't care. Great idea though.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:21:52 EDT (#)
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Stonedbacca
I'm a rare mutation of the Wookie called a Nookie.
Of course I'm helping the good side and I'm strong and hairy.
And I make wierd noises such as:
"ARRRRRRREEEEEWWAAAAAARRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:20:46 EDT (#)
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Cool idea.
I'd like to be a bounty hunter/pizza delivery guy.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:19:36 EDT (#)
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I want to be on the side of good. My name is Jan Skywalker..God I'm such a freaking weirdo.
:)
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:16:01 EDT (#)
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What do you want to play though sped?
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:14:29 EDT (#)
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I so want to be down with that.
Name: Thanatos
Gender: Male
Allegiance: Dark Side
Alliances: I'll leave that up to you...
As far as what I want to do in the story, I'd like to be a Dark Side apprentice, or padawan for you Star Wars nerds. Just send me to kick some ass and I'll be fine. Or not. I just want to be in it.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:14:06 EDT (#)
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Thanks val, you'll all have your respective spots.
Seems with the interest in Jedi i should do the prequels too......
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:12:54 EDT (#)
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Whee. I'll be in. Why not, eh? (I'm a guy.)
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:10:53 EDT (#)
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I want to be smoking pot with Yoda, and then die a horribly slow death.
Thanks.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:07:25 EDT (#)
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lojo=leia :o)
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:06:22 EDT (#)
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Fabish, Female, and The Dark Side. You can decide the rest, and use me in any way possible if you want. Hope the story goes well.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:06:02 EDT (#)
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I don't care which side I am on, I would just like to be a part of it. But I'll need a cool weapon or superpower. Eh, fuck it. Make me the jedis' water girl if you want.
Good idea, btw.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:04:26 EDT (#)
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userid is 1759.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-26 16:01:56 EDT (#)
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ME = female not caring which side i am on...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:58:36 EDT (#)
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Just need your user ID, shark. You'll be in.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:57:11 EDT (#)
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first name is Matt sorry, and no matter what side I am on I want to be a jedi.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:56:22 EDT (#)
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Haha monkey, they can be Tie Fighter pilots and you can pilot an X wing
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:55:59 EDT (#)
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Oh why not.
Shark25, male, and put me on whatever side you feel is good in whatever capacity.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:54:52 EDT (#)
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i wanna kill people. And live. Please.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-26 15:54:03 EDT (#)
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ooooh ooooh can i be mentioned? can you hook me up
with shitfuck? can i blast away kristenfetish and balloonknot??