Want to pull hoes? Act like an asshole. (564 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.76 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sence (View user info) at 2004-05-26 18:38:03 EDT
I love watching how different guys bust a mack. One version that really amazes me is the asshole mack. Yeah,I know your thinking it sounds like a oxymoron,but I work with two different guys who use this all the time. Then I thought about it and you know what? I'm sick and tired seeing this shit on oprah about men being assholes to their wives or cheating on them. Woman love assholes,It's been proven time and time again.
It's so cute when you first start dating. "Did you see the way he stood up to that taxi driver/waiter/concierge"? "Now he never listens to me". Bitch he never listened to you. It's called playing hard to get. When you first met him he was an asshole to you and ignored you and you couldn't figure this out. You were intrigued by his lack of interest in you. "Why doesn't he think I'm cute"? "Doesn't he see my cliche tattoo on my lowerback and my thong hanging out"?
Then after you doing everything in your power to get his attention you succeed. You start dating and everything is o.k. But then after a while the relationship gets stagnant and the same asshole qualities that were a turn on have now become a turn off.
Women love assholes.
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Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is senseless
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-26 19:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not all women are drawn to the assholes, just ones with low self esteem and ones that are dumb.
for the ladies out there: if you have an asshole boyfriend, you're one of those two.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-05-26 19:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! Then how come I don't get girls???
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-05-26 19:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true. So true. But I think it also has to do with lack of options.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-05-26 19:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not possible to figure out what women want so don't bother trying.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-26 19:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After countless times these facts have been told by men during milleniums, women will probably respond to this with:
"Well, me I'm not like that"
Submitted by miss_behvn (user info) at 2004-05-26 19:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Doesn't he see my cliche tattoo on my lowerback and my thong hanging out"?
Thats so true, fucking sheep.
Girls do love assholes, its a phenomenon. It should be researched by Harvard or something.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-05-26 18:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell Yes!
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-05-26 18:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's so fucking true.
Submitted by Jaybles (user info) at 2004-05-26 18:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"This is bullshit. If you want to pull hoes all you have to do is visit the shed."
You are so ghey.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-26 18:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is bullshit. If you want to pull hoes all you have to do is visit the shed.
Submitted by My_dixie_wrecked (user info) at 2004-05-26 18:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny and true.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-26 18:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
isn't a hoe a garden implement?