Hi everyone I'm New here (723 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.84 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by bdrifter (View user info) at 2004-05-26 20:27:07 EDT
Hi- I just signed up here at UBER- This is my first post and I wanted to be the first to say:
-FUCK YOU-
I appreciate the rude welcome I'm sure to receive from all of you Fucks.
User Reviews
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-05-27 15:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If we were in prison, I would make you my bitch.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-27 15:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
because you're sassy and i find that cute
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-27 15:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for being original, if nothing else.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 15:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem to have a pretty good grasp on the way things work here, so I feel threatened by you.
+2 for making me feel so ALIVE!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are fuck the who?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there somebody who looks after you?
Can they write your future posts?
Submitted by At_My_Expense... (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That all-dreaded title...
i was half expecting a sappy hello from some juvenile...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, so you've taken the start-with-abuse-so-you-gain-some-respect path.
This can go one of two ways.
You could turn into JewToast and end up being quite funny. However on the other hand, you'll post a couple of "I hate you all" posts, a few blank posts saying What I like about Uber" and then you'll sign up as a new Username when you've noticed nobody cares.
I'd recommend signing off now, you already suck.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome, you fuckin' asshole.
Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so what must we do about it. go fuck your self
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damnit, I'm out of creative comments already? I have no idea how to insult properly.
I see material here for the next -2 collection.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It was nice reading this, your last post on Ubersite.
Malone
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-27 00:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy is gifted. I'm keeping my eye on you.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aww, look... he thinks he's people.
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Such Love - Such Bonding
Enough of the flowery welcomes-
Time to read and write and rate and review-
I appreciate you all-
Submitted by PopCorn80 (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hello!!!! Welcome. So glad you made it!! So, you wanna fuck me eh?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
may the almighty pie gods kick you fucking ass
you dont deserve a minus 2
mmmmmmm microwavable burrito
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-26 22:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oooooooooooook..
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's enough already- I'm blushing from the welcome.
Enough of the flowery welcomes-
Time to read and write and rate and review-
I appreciate you all-
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd tell you to go suck a cock, but then you'd go try and put your mouth on a rooster. So just die.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you wanted to be the first to say "fuck you", you should've come three years ago.
You will soon find how extraordinarily unoriginal you really are.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WELCOME and good work.
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A) Shenanigans or B) A teenager
Neither Ashley Dear !!
Enough of the flowery welcomes-
Time to read and write and rate and review-
I appreciate you all-
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is either
A) Shenanigans
or
B) A teenager
Either way, die.
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok- no more rage-
Enough of the flowery welcomes-
Time to read and write and rate and review-
I appreciate you all-
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope your vagina/testicles/both explode and cause fiery death.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now THAT'S preparation.
Blow me.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-05-26 21:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't introduce with rage, my friend. Don't introduce with rage. tisk tisk.
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought that this was a pretty good attempt.
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FEELIN' THE LOVE' - FEELIN' THE LOVE'
I PROMISE TO PRAISE THE DESERVING AND TOAST THE NON-
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 b/c I want to get on the next -2 collection
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A hearty welcome.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right back 'atcha buddy.
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucker,:) wat up i'm new too have fun here
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YES-YES-YES-YES
I've finally found my E-home!!! Alongside all my E-FREAKS!!!!
YES-YES-YES-YES
I APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE - YES
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hi bdrifter, now go fuck yourself.
-BongZilla
Submitted by darknuke (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you right back. :)
Don't see the point to a welcome point here.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The mixture of bile and shit that an obese man releases upon death is more interesting that this.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sigh...
Okay, just so I can say I tried...
Why don't you try to write something interesting, instead of trying to get in a proactive insult?
It's easy to accept a negative rating if you don't try.
Why don't you try?
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YES-YES-YES-YES
I've finally found my E-home!!! Alongside all my E-FREAKS!!!!
YES-YES-YES-YES
I APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE - YES
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is actually a good start for you. Bravo
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO NO, one thousand monkeys masturbating on one thousand keyboards would do better than this post
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shouldn't you be watching American Idol right now?
Submitted by RogertheShrubber (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hi
I don't hate you.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-05-26 20:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I puked in a pen and mailed it to a monkey I'd get more interesting results than this post.